All that rubbing of your lucky dragon eggs has paid off, because the Queen of Dragons is nude again on the boob tube! It’s been far too long since we’ve gotten a gander at Emilia Clarke’s fine naked form on Game of Thrones, but she made up for that last night on one very specRACKular episode. Aside from Emilia’s fantastic slippery scene in the tub, Carice Van Houten also brightened our day by taking her bewitching T&A out for a ceremony. We’ve seen the light! Plus, nudecomer Talitha Luke-Eardley managed to slip some nipple out of her skimpy top playing a Yunkai'i whore.
On Showtime, Nurse Jackie is on a nude roll thanks to more doctor dumplings from Betty Gilpin. Meanwhile on Starz, Da Vinci's Demons got back in the racktion with a topless ride from Lara Pulver.
It's going to be a hot summer, but nothing is as sizzling as the naked babes of my top 5 favorite surf, sand, and…
Beaming into theaters, Alice Eve co-stars in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), but the most she shows is a shot of her skivvies. I think I feel the Vulcan nerve pinch in my pants! The Sundance shocker Black Rock (2012) is giving a full frontal peek at both Katie Aselton and Lake Bell, and the French drama Augustine (2012) has a thorough sexamination of Stephanie Sokolinski’s funbaguettes and fur.
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Star Trek’s Alice Eve shows her photon torpedoes in Crossing Over, Lake Bell strips down in Black Rock, and Nurse Jackie has a nude first.
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider; she didn't care if the whole world looked. And then there's Maude!
The fascination with nude celebrities hit new and unusual heights Wednesday night when a painting of Bea Arthur baring her golden girls sold for $1.9 million at a Christie's auction.
The painting was completed in 1991 by artist John Currin, and despite her penchant for bawdy talk, Bea did not pose for the painting or acknowledge its presence before she passed away in 2009. And as much as fans may have delighted in seeing their favorite Golden Girl in the buff, Bea Arthur never got nude on camera.
Spank you for being a friend, Bea!
Who is Steven Hirsch? A pervert? A porn king?
No. Steven Hirsch is a sharp business man that is leading Vivid Entertainment as the company finds new ways to compete and thrive in a market place flooded with competitors giving away content for free. Think paying for porn is a thing of the past?
Steven would like you to talk to any of the more than 2 million people that viewed MTV star Farrah Abraham's sex tape in its first 48 hours of release. He'd like to talk to you about how Vivid's super hero parodies have done the unthinkable - found people who weren't already watching porn.
Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch is a smart guy that doesn't shy away from his business. Why should he? Thanks to him, porn is as accepted in the mainstream now as it has been at any point in history.
Sometimes an actress’s first nude scene is also her last, but what about the opposite end of the spectrum? For Helen Mirren, Goldie Hawn, and Barbara Hershey, their first nude role was just the beginning of legendary appearances across four fantastic decades. Just call them time bandTITs!
Nude on Netflix this week, prolific boob tube star Sheeri Rappaport strips naked for Satan in Little Witches (1996) alongside Clea Duvall, Landon Hall, and more. The blaxploitation horror flick J.D.’s Revenge (1976) has great nudity from Joan Pringle as a damsel in distress, and the ‘70s throwback Attack of the 50ft Cheerleader (2012) includes all the cans that should have been in the original. The box-office breakaway Y tu mamá también (2001) has Maribel Verdu getting tag-teamed by a couple of randy teenagers, and the psychological drama Cracks (2009) casts the boobastically blessed Eva Green as a predatory lesbian.
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There are no sprouts on these bacon sandwiches!

Cloud Atlas (2012) is bringing us the sunny side up boobs on DVD/Blu-ray this week, thanks to Korean actress Doona Bae. Charlie Sheen stars as a ladies' man (surprise, surprise) in A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (2012), which also delivers a glimpse inside C.C. Sheffield’s pants. Cheeky! Finally, the seventh season of Dexter proved to be quite skinful thanks to a storyline involving a strip club, so there’s plenty of Russian rackage to enjoy from ladies like Maria Zyrianova and Katia Winter.
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Today in sad news, Angelina Jolie announced she underwent a preventative double mastectomy to avoid possible breast cancer. The Jolie jugs have since been reconstructed, but instead of a moment of silence to acknowledge this great loss, rather let’s remember some of Angelina’s breast skin scenes:
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Games of Thrones has tan-tit-alizing torturers and Betty Gilpin makes her nude debut on Nurse Jackie.