Dario Argento would be screwed if he didn't have a hot daughter. The Italian horror maestro used to be great, but his movies have been on a steep downward decline since the mid-'80s. Now their only saving grace is his exhibitionist daughter Asia Argento, who has no problem stripping down for Daddy Dearest's movies (Exhibit A: 2007's Mother of Tears).

Argento's new movie Dracula 3D (rather inexplicably) premiered at the Cannes Film Festival this week, and as expected, it's terrible. Like sub-direct-to-video terrible. But look on the bright side: The reviews all note that Asia once again does her dad a solid by going naked, along with Italo-Spanish star Miriam Giovanelli. Miriam's character is described as "mostly naked vampire Tanja" by Film School Rejects' Simon Gallagher, who writes in his scathing review:

"Argento doesn’t usually play by conventional or commercial filmmaking rules, even including nude scenes for his daughter (and almost every other female character to excess) in amongst the provocatively kitsch horror moments and downright ludicrous story elements."

In other words, hold out for the good parts on Mr. Skin...but if you're feeling masochistic, you can see the trailer for Dracula 3D after the jump!

It's another slow week for DVD and Blu-ray, but we've still got a smattering of perfectly sensual (and perfectly horrifying) releases for you. First off, she isn't at her nudest in Perfect Sense (2011), but some mid-range T&A from Eva Green still beats most stars' entire naked output, and it's nude on DVD and Blu-ray. Plus, we've got a trio of forbidden fantasies made flesh as Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) and Isla, The Wicked Warden (1980) are re-released on DVD and A Serbian Film (2009) arrives in an even more gruesome uncut form.

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It's hard to believe that it was less than two years ago when Miley Cyrus remained off limits, a prematurely ripe piece of forbidden fruit paraded in front of mankind's collective eyeballs like a cruel inside joke between God and whoever invented age of consent laws.

But it's cool, guys. Miley's like 19 now and has a nose ring and goes to events wearing a jacket from the Designing Women wardrobe closet with no shirt or pants. And she wants you to stare. Really, she does:

"If people find that [I'm sexy], I take it as a compliment," she says on Lifetime's The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet. "Thank you for thinking I'm sexy!"

See, in Miley's mind acting out and dressing in an inappropriately mature fashion are not just a way to piss off her overbearing stage parents (yeah, we're reading between the lines on that one, but c'mon), but also a feminist statement:

"People are so scared of seeing a woman being like, ‘This is who I am and you’re not going to change it…for a woman to say that she can't be tamed, and of all people in the world, my face saying I can't be tamed, when that's all people really wanted to do- I think that proves how sexist people still really are."

We're definitely seeing an Alyssa Milano moment in Miley's future.

See more former child stars outgrow their clothes right here at MrSkin.com

If you're not sure who Diane Kruger is, you might remember her as Helen of Troy in the sword-and-sandal blockbuster Troy (2004) or as film star/undercover operative Bridget Von Hammersmark in Inglourious Basterds (2009). Diane won a big, fancy award at the biggest and fanciest of all film festivals, Cannes, for her role in Basterds; now she's serving on the jury, meaning lots of red carpet appearances and opportunities to ogle her outstanding cleavage. Even her boyfriend Joshua Jackson appears mesmerized by those magic orbs.

Luckily for those of us who aren't former Dawson's Creek cast members, Diane is German, and you know what that means: she's never been shy about showing skin...and you can see it after the jump!

After a quiet couple of weeks, the rest of our boob tube regulars stepped back up to the plate this week, relieving some of the burden on Magic City's heavily-tanned shoulders. But does that mean Jessica Marais took a break from baring her magic titties? No way. Because she works hard...much like our own Mr. Skin. In a different sense, of course.

Also nude this week, Oona Chaplin continued a a MAMily tradition (her mom Geraldine Chaplin went full frontal in 1977's Welcome to LA) by making her nude debut with seat meat fit for a king on Game of Thrones. Oona is the granddaughter of legendary silent comedian Charlie Chaplin, but we must say we prefer her brand of slapstick.

Plus, Lena Dunham and her TV mom Becky Ann Baker continued their quest to film the most awkward sex scene of all time (they're getting close) on Girls, and Gina McKee flashed some defiant firecrotch in a bush-only scene on The Borgias.

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This is SKINema history in the making!
We interviewed Process Blue producer Joe Rubin yesterday here at the Mr. Skin blog, and he told us about their kickstarter campaign to restore three films by Herschell Gordon Lewis: the "violent lesbian Western" Linda and Abilene (1969), the erotic Blaxploitation flick Black Love (1971), and the go-go sexploitation romp The Ecstasies of Women (1969).

All three of these movies are considered "Lost" and have never been released in any format on home video or seen theatrically in nearly 40 years! Process Blue got their hands on the original negatives for these three lost classics (you can read more about it in our interview with Joe- SC) and are now carefully restoring them to their original glory.

This is major news for fans of HGL and exploitation cinema generally, and Process Blue has given Mr. Skin a sneak peek at nude stills from all three films. We can guarantee you've never seen these pics before anywhere, so check out our EXCLUSIVE nude stills from Linda and Abilene, Black Love and The Ecstasies of Women after the jump!

We interview a lot of interesting people here on the Mr. Skin blog, but few of them can say their work is as important as Joe Rubin's.

Joe basically came out of the womb an exploitation fanatic and has been amassing an impressive private collection of vintage exploitation and erotic cinema since he was a teenager. Now he's also launched a digital restoration company, Process Blue, that specializes in rescuing exploitation and X-rated films from obscurity and giving these long-neglected artifacts the respect that they deserve. Joe says that often when he contacts directors about restoring their films, they are shocked and touched to realize (often for the first time) that their work is remembered and appreciated as art. That's something that Process Blue is trying to change.

Process Blue is getting off to an auspicious start by participating in the excellent restorations of Radley Metzger's "Henry Paris" films in partnership with DistribPix and with the very exciting project they're working on now: a Kickstarter campaign to restore three previously "lost" films by exploitation legend Herschell Gordon Lewis.

We talked to Joe at his home base just around the corner from the Mr. Skin offices, where he told us about his massive collection, his work with Process Blue, and the unmatchable elegance of Kelly Nichols.

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Upfront Week continues in Los Angeles, where the remaining "Big Three" networks have unveiled their slates for Fall 2012-2013.

Top-rated CBS is (unsurprisingly) keeping things largely the same going in to 2013, moving ratings juggernaut Two and a Half Men to follow its other ratings juggernaut, The Big Bang Theory, on Thursday nights. Also continuing in a new time slot is 2 Broke Girls, which has been moved to Mondays at 9/ 8c but renewed for a new season, good news for anyone interested in gazing at Kat Dennings' big, uhm, eyes.

But over at NBC, currently hanging on by its fingernails to its third place slot, bolder changes are happening. The network canceled Are You There Chelsea, Harry's Law, and a few more shows we had never even heard of. (Safe -for now- is the low-rated but critically acclaimed Thursday night comedy block of Community, Parks and Recreation, and 30 Rock, all picked up for one more season.) Also returning next year is the much-derided Whitney, whose creator Whitney Cummings is, love her or hate her, going strong on the boob tube right now.

Both networks are currently preparing a slew of new shows, and while they're not doubling up on skin vets like rival network ABC, there are some SKINteresting stars in the mix.

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Have a burning question for Mr. Skin? Well, you're in luck- today our fearless leader joins a motley crew that includes Louis CK, Molly Ringwald, and adult star Stoya by participating in a Reddit "AMA", or "Ask Me Anything", Q&A.

"Ask Me Anything" is a popular feature of the social aggregate site where users can submit questions about, as the name implies, anything directly to the interviewee. Other users can then upvote the questions they really want to see answered, which will go to the top of the AMA page.

The Mr. Skin Ask Me Anything page is live NOW, so submit your questions- Mr. Skin goes on LIVE at 1pm CST to give you the answers you need. Even about that burning sensation.

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We here at Skin Central have a confession to make. We have failed you. It turns out that May is National Masturbation Month, a faptastic celebration of acts of self-love that we only found out about yesterday. True, every month is Masturbation Month here at Mr. Skin, but Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired as Attorney General in May 1995 for saying masturbation is fun and something something.

Anyway, we really ought to have been at the vanguard of this masturbation celebration- the comics uber-nerds camped out for days to be the first ones to see The Avengers, and thus should we have been the first to tell you you are encouraged, nay, obligated, to jerk off more than usual in May.

But it's not too late! In penance, we humbly offer up Mr. Skin's Masturbation Scenes playlist, featuring starlets like Natalie Portman and Shannon Elizabeth flicking the bean as well as edgy Euro babes like Lou Charmelle (above) and Elena Anaya giving themselves real lube jobs with vibrators and dildos.

So grab your lucky sock and some lube, fire up the monitor, turn off your phone, and celebrate. Happy masturbating!

Now that the '90s have officially come back (coming next year: Pulp Fiction nostalgia and a ska-revival-revival), Jenny McCarthy is here to make the 20-year cultural cycle complete.

Jenny is posing for "one last" Playboy pictorial before she turns the big 4-0, her sixth time appearing in the pages of the iconic men's mag. Playboy launched McCarthy's TV career after she was voted Playmate of the Year in 1993, and with talk of a new Vh1 reality show on the horizon, it appears she's hoping to re-create some of that old magic.

Jenny's nude pictorial appears in the July 2012 issue alongside an interview with her boyfriend (on TV) Charlie Sheen. And if you're worried about how her Juggy McCarthys will look nearly 20 years after she first exposed them, remember- silicone don't sag.

See more from Chicago's own Jenny McCarthy right here on MrSkin.com