This MAM-orial Day weekend, we're taking a break from our regular prog-MAM-ming to bring you an udderly mam-tastic countdown of the breast celebrity cans courtesy of our own Mr. Skin. (Q: How many boobie puns can we work into one sentence? A: Five.) The list comes hand-picked by the Sultan of Skin himself, so whether you agree whole hard-edly or your favorite didn't make the list, let us know in the comments!

See #10-7 after the jump!

We like Jenna Jameson's bust, and we like to see her working a pole, but this isn't exactly what we had in mind.

According to TMZ, Jenna joined the infamous ranks of celebrity DUIs late last night when she crashed her car into a pole in Orange County, California. Law enforcement officials report that Jenna sustained minor injuries in the crash, but refused medical treatment. She was given a sobriety test and arrested under suspicion of driving under the influence, but was released a few hours later...after working in a quick shoot for her new movie, Hard Time 9: The Longest Con.

Work your pole with lots of nude content from porn star Jenna Jameson right here at MrSkin.com

Oh, how we've looked forward to this day! We've been eagerly awaiting pictorial evidence of Sarah Silverman's full-frontal nude debut in Take This Waltz (along with more frontal flesh from skin veterans Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski, we mustn't forget them) ever since our Skin Skout reported the nudes from Toronto last fall.

Now, at last that day is here, and it is glorious. Three hot actresses having a long, leisurely chat while soaping up their fully nude forms in the shower, unhurried, unashamed and baring all. This is how you kick off a long weekend.

See more pics of Sarah Silverman, Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski full frontal after the jump!

Which Spice Girl is this? Sporty? Slutty? Grumpy? Doc?

Oh well, from now on let Geri Halliwell be known to the world as Tangy Spice, for the nice little sliver of furry bird's nest she's baring here at auditions for The X Factor in Liverpool, England. It has been decreed.

See a close-up of Geri Halliwell's upskirt lip slip after the jump!

Nicole Kidman is one of the most gorgeous gingers ever to show skin on screen. And one of her most under-appreciated assets is her flair for deadpan comedy, as seen in her role as a manipulative local news reporter in To Die For (1995). Now Nicole's showing that she's still got one of the hottest bodies in the business at Cannes, where she's promoting her new movie The Paperboy.

Much like To Die For, The Paperboy features a boy barely out of his teens (Zac Efron) lusting after the MILF-y Ms. Kidman, but this time she's only got eyes for convicted serial killer John Cusak. She's receiving praise for her role as a "crazed trailer-trash vixen", one of the bright spots in a film that's receiving a decidedly mixed response.

Highlights include a scene where Nicole brings herself to a hands-free orgasm at the very sight of her beloved Cusak and the aforementioned peeing scene. The scene, where Kidman pees on Efron after he gets stung by jellyfish, is being heavily hyped as a "Golden Shower"; we think peeing on jellyfish stings hardly counts, even if they're on his face and you "get a close-up of the stream." Or does it? You tell us, urophiliacs.

See more from svelte stunner Nicole Kidman right here at MrSkin.com

When we heard that Chloe Sevigny was hopping the pond to play a transgendered assassin on UK cable, so many questions came to mind. Pre-op or post-op? Topless or full frontal? Just how far are they going to go with this?

Well, we have the series- Hit and Miss debuted this week on Sky Atlantic- and we have some answers to those questions. Pre-op or post-op? Pre. Topless or full frontal? Well, you can find out after the jump. But don't say we didn't warn you...

Memorial Day weekend is almost here! Before you crack open a beer and fire up the grill, take a moment to remember the beautiful, talented skin stars who passed away before their time. No words can express the loss we all feel at losing women like the classy Natasha Richardson, the sweet and sexy Brittany Murphy, and lovely legend Farrah Fawcett. Luckily, we'll always have their movies to remember them by. Here's to you, ladies. We'll never forget you.

It's been over a year since rumors started circulating that Kristen Stewart would be letting much more than her hair down as uninhibited teenage bride Marylou in the film adaptation of On The Road. Of course, we've been let down by K-Stew before (Exhibit A: Welcome to the Rileys), but now that On the Road has officially premiered at Cannes and the reviews are in, all signs point to four separate sex scenes in Kristen's nude debut, which IndieWire reports is "cruising into NC-17 territory in the thrusting department."

New York magazine reports that "Stewart takes her top off so many times that even the perennially shirtless Taylor Lautner would be impressed...she and Hedlund go nude in their very first scenes in On the Road, and Stewart later takes part in a ménage à trois, initiates road head, and jerks off both Hedlund and Sam Riley while all three are naked in a moving car."

Nudography reports that the "car scene" is brief (The Hollywood Reporter confirms that the "ski pole" action takes place "out of camera range"), and in another, longer sex scene with Sam Reilly she only bares side boob, but in one more scene we do get a topless shot of Kristen lying in bed. A dark one, but still!

Alice Braga also goes topless as a Mexican girl that Hedlund romances while working as a migrant laborer. Looks like this may be the start of a new Beat(Off) Generation.

On the Road will be rolling out worldwide this summer, and you can see the trailer after the jump!

Kelly Brook is at the Cannes Film Festival this week,posing for paparazzi and modeling swimwear on yachts and just generally doing what Kelly Brook does. Ho hum. But there was one red-carpet incident this week that was (we assume) slightly out of the ordinary for the boobtastic Ms. Brook. As the UK's Daily Mail tells it:

"[A] businessman...known only as Frederic interrupted a photocall session which Brook was attending at the Majestic Barriere hotel and offered her a cheque for 1million Euros in return for 'one night' with her.

Brook was a bit confused at first and thought it was nothing more than a prank set up by [UK comedian Keith] Lemon - whose film she was promoting at the 65th Cannes Film Festival. But Frederic, who is said to be in his thirties, wouldn't give up and allegedly tried to grab the brunette.

'Just one night! Please, one night! I have money!' he shouted as Brook suddenly realized there was a problem...A bodyguard came to the rescue and escorted the man away and was ejected from the French hotel."

See, usually wealthy businessmen have the sense to make their Indecent Proposals to Kelly in private. And c'mon, a million Euros? That'll be worth about three baguettes before long.

More pics after the jump!

Dario Argento would be screwed if he didn't have a hot daughter. The Italian horror maestro used to be great, but his movies have been on a steep downward decline since the mid-'80s. Now their only saving grace is his exhibitionist daughter Asia Argento, who has no problem stripping down for Daddy Dearest's movies (Exhibit A: 2007's Mother of Tears).

Argento's new movie Dracula 3D (rather inexplicably) premiered at the Cannes Film Festival this week, and as expected, it's terrible. Like sub-direct-to-video terrible. But look on the bright side: The reviews all note that Asia once again does her dad a solid by going naked, along with Italo-Spanish star Miriam Giovanelli. Miriam's character is described as "mostly naked vampire Tanja" by Film School Rejects' Simon Gallagher, who writes in his scathing review:

"Argento doesn’t usually play by conventional or commercial filmmaking rules, even including nude scenes for his daughter (and almost every other female character to excess) in amongst the provocatively kitsch horror moments and downright ludicrous story elements."

In other words, hold out for the good parts on Mr. Skin...but if you're feeling masochistic, you can see the trailer for Dracula 3D after the jump!

It's another slow week for DVD and Blu-ray, but we've still got a smattering of perfectly sensual (and perfectly horrifying) releases for you. First off, she isn't at her nudest in Perfect Sense (2011), but some mid-range T&A from Eva Green still beats most stars' entire naked output, and it's nude on DVD and Blu-ray. Plus, we've got a trio of forbidden fantasies made flesh as Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) and Isla, The Wicked Warden (1980) are re-released on DVD and A Serbian Film (2009) arrives in an even more gruesome uncut form.

More after the jump!