We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.

Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.

Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.

We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).

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Upfront Week is taking place in Los Angeles this week as all the major networks (and some not-so-major ones) roll out the red carpet and present their lineups for the Fall 2012 season.

ABC recently lost their #1 spot in the ratings to CBS, a position they're hoping to retake this fall. The network renewed the sitcoms Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Happy Endings, and Suburgatory as well as the bikini-clad drama Revenge, and will continue to provide us with our weekly Sofia Vergara fix on Modern Family. Less lucky were the Ashley Judd drama Missing and the Christina Ricci drama Pan Am, which will now join the Charlie's Angels reboot in TV Heaven.

But the real exciting news for this fall comes in the form of new series starring some of Mr. Skin's favorites, like Addison Timlin, Autumn Reeser, and Hall-of-Famer Alyssa Milano.

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You've got something on your butt. Here, let us wipe it off for you.

Oh, and you better turn around so we can check your front, too. Now just hold still...

See more hot models baring their assets in our Supermodels Who Have Gotten Naked in a Feature playlist right here at MrSkin.com!

We knew VHS would come back! It's just all on Micaela Shafer now.

Michaela caused quite a stir this week on the red carpet when she wore this outfit, consisting of little more than magnetic tape and a leather belt, to the European premiere of Men in Black 3.

If you haven't heard of Micaela (it's ok, we hadn't either), she is sort of the German equivalent of an Adrianne Curry- former Top Model reality-show contestant and current professional attention-seeker...and yes, that's areola peeking out there. Stay classy, Germany!

Of course, the best way to get attention is to take your clothes off entirely, so please give your full concentration to nude pics of Micaela Schafer after the jump!

We're still in the doldrums for new, nude releases on DVD and Blu-ray, but this week things are looking up as the NC-17 '70s shocker 1900 (1976) hits Blu-ray with Stefania Casini's SKINfamous double handy scene with Gerard Depardieu and Robert DeNiro. Speaking of the '70s, the Walking Tall Trilogy also hits Blu-ray this week, featuring drive-in skin in Walking Tall (1973) and Walking Tall, Part 2 (1975). And if butch middle-aged Irishwomen flashing their jugs is your thing, you'll be handling your Nobbs as Albert Nobbs (2011) hits DVD and Blu-ray.

Plus, unzip your Levi's and prepare to fire your six-shooter as the XXX classic Debbie Does Dallas (1978) gets a deluxe DVD release.

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Comely Canadian Jessica Pare appears in Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) for all of one minute, but oh, what a minute it is! In fact, Jessica says that despite her new-found success as Mrs. Don Draper on Mad Men, people she meets (especially men) tend to remember her for her topless scene:

“I cross into the States from Canada a lot, and the border guards always say, ‘You’re an actor, what have you done?’" Jessica tells New York Magazine's Vulture in a new profile. "I always try Mad Men, but I guess it’s not our target audience. So then I’m like, ‘Hot Tub Time Machine?’ And they’re like, ‘We love that movie!’”

No big shocker there- Mr. Skin awarded Jessica the Anatomy Award for Best Breasts of 2010. But Jessica's not jealous of all the attention that gets lavished on her jugs: " “I think tits can be funny,”she says. Sure, funny...that's the word...

See Jessica Pare's perfect pair SKIN motion with Hot Tub Time Machine right here at MrSkin.com!

Is it just us, or was Anna Faris rocking some granny panty on the red carpet last weekend at the premiere of her new movie The Dictator?

Maybe it's just the white fabric against the red silk dress, but we're getting a bit of a diaper vibe from this one.

Of course, we'll have to see the rest of 'em to get an accurate picture. And some shots without the panties. You know, for reference.

See more of Anna Faris' red-carpet wardrobe malfunction after the jump!

HBO failed to live up to its usual boobage quotient this weekend, but never fear. If Starz went a weekend without nudity, the Earth would spin off its axis and float off into the cold, dark abyss of space, a fate once again averted by a pair of sexy shower scenes on Magic City.

Olga Kurylenko returned for a nice rear view in the mirror, but this week's nude all-star was Willa Ford, who bared boobs, butt and full '50s bush as she was dragged out of the shower and choked by an assailant angry she was spilling Mob secrets. Speaking of choking and spilling...

Plus, Mad Men continued to push the AMC envelope with some side boob from the succulent Alexis Biedel.

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Did you remember to call your mom this Mother's Day?

Good. Now unplug the phone and settle in for our brand-spanking nude Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist, the ultimate collection of hot Hollywood MILFs and their even hotter daughters. You can see the MAM-ily resemblance as stars like Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri-Martino, Jane Birkin and her daughters Charlotte Gainsbourg and Lou Doillon, Lisa Bonet and her daughter Zoe Kravitz, and even Thora Birch and her porn star mom Carol Connors demonstrate the miracle of genetics by baring the family jewels side by side.

Say "spanks" to Hollywood's hottest dynasties with our Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist right here at MrSkin.com!

Why is this ringing a bell? Probably something to do with those rumors of a Hustler-sponsored sex tape last summer...

Oh well, new year, new nudie-mag rumors for SKINtillating Barbadian Rihanna. Citing the pop star's penchant for giving away semi-nude pics (like the one at left) of herself on Twitter, an "anonymous source" tells MTV UK:

"Rihanna and Hef are in top secret discussions at the moment...She is at the top of her game – beautiful, sexy and with huge international appeal. Playboy is not a sleazy porn magazine either, and allows the stars to get nude in a classy and sophisticated way."

The source goes on to say: "Her concern is that she doesn’t alienate her army of young fans who could think this is a little too risque,” which sounds a bit fishy to us. The pot-smoking songstress of S&M fame worried about protecting the fragile minds of her youngest fans? We doubt it.

Besides, move that forearm about three inches to the right, Rihanna, and you'll get yourself some new ones. Fans, that is. What you've got on your chest already is juuuuuuust fine.

See more from pop tart and exhibitionist extraordinaire Rihanna right here at MrSkin.com