The path of the furburger fan is a lonely one in an era when Brazilians are a must for porn stars and regular women alike. And while we support ladies' right to shave, pluck, wax and/or vajazzle (we're looking at you, Jennifer Love Hewitt) all they want, it's no secret that Mr. Skin prefers a luscious lap of '70s-style bush.
So we're happy to say that we now have science in our corner! Celebrity physician Emily Gibson (she writes for a blog that refers to itself as "Social media's leading physician voice", which is enough of a celebrity for us) just published a piece calling for an end to the "sadly misconceived" war on pubic hair. Here's why bare beavs should become passe, according to Dr. Gibson:
"No matter what expensive and complex weapons are used—razor blades, electric shavers, tweezers, waxing, depilatories, electrolysis—hair, like crab grass, always grows back and eventually wins. In the meantime, the skin suffers the effects of the scorched battlefield."
The good doctor goes on to explain how a shaved snatch (or sac) leaves the bearer more vulnerable to bacterial infections and STIs, especially herpes, but we don't like to think about that. Instead, we'll imagine a world populated by women with bushes like Monica Bellucci. Hairpie heaven...
If you're a pube booster like Mr. Skin, then luxuriate in the lap locks of our Hollywood's Hairiest Muffs playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
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