Dark Shadows opens in theaters today, and although Mr. Skin Nudity Hall-of-Famer Eva Green co-stars as wicked witch Angelique, don't expect nude sparks to fly.

Eva gets it on with Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's first-ever attempt at a sex scene, but she says the favorite filmmaker of teenage Goths everywhere isn't the best at creating onscreen steam:

"We kept making fun of it, saying it looks like two, uhm, puppets making love, kind of wooden and very tame. It's Ken and Barbie making love," she told reporters while on a press tour for the film.

We think you're a doll, Eva, but that's not exactly what we had in mind.

So skip the skin-free Dark Shadows and check out this free-spirited French fox's more SKINful moments with our Eva Green: Naked and Sexy and Mother/Daughter Nudity: Marlene Jobert and Eva Green playlists right here at MrSkin.com!

Did Milla Jovovich 's assistant forget to pick up her laundry this week?

That's what appears to be happening in this cheeky pic of Milla on the set of a commercial photo shoot in New York City. It's like her buttcheeks are winking at us!

But is it really an upskirt, or mere wishful thinking? We SKINvestigate after the jump!

The producers of William Friedkin's new movie Killer Joe (2011) are sticking to their guns.

The legendary director of The Exorcist submitted this "totally twisted deep-fried Texas redneck trailer park murder story" to the dreaded MPAA censorship board earlier this year, only to be told that extensive cuts would be needed for an R rating.

But rather than cut the already-infamous "KFC scene" where Matthew McConaughey forces Gina Gershon to give head to a chicken leg, the producers of Killer Joe have decided to wear the NC-17 rating with pride and will be releasing the movie uncut and on schedule on July 27.

The NC-17 rating, long considered a cinematic "kiss of death", has been experiencing something of a resurgence lately: Shame (2011) earned solid box office despite its NC-17 rating for graphic sex and nudity, a pattern that Killer Joe is hoping to replicate. (This will be Gina's second foray into NC-17 territory: she also co-starred in the 1995 SKINstant classic Showgirls.)

See the trailer for Killer Joe after the jump!

Norah Jones' music is as soft as they come, but the source material for her new album cover was designed to get you hard. Apparently producer Brian Burton (aka Danger Mouse) has an extensive collection of Russ Meyer posters in his Los Angeles studio, and Jones tells the New York Times that Meyer's 1965 "roughie" Mudhoney was on her mind while they were recording:

"I always was looking at it and thinking ‘that’s so cool I want to look like her!’ I remember staring at the poster the whole time we made the record. It’s a great visual.”

Unfortunately the visual is all we're gonna get from the alluring Ms. Jones. The album cover removes all the amazing taglines from the original Mudhoney poster, like “Passion debased by lust … leaves a taste of evil!,”“… a film of ribaldry and violence made from the juice of life!,” and Skin Central's favorite, "You will go away…whispering!" Also missing are the topless trollops like Lorna Maitland and Antionette Christiani who made the original so MAMorable.

Norah Jones isn't the first musician to admire Russ Meyer- the '90s grunge band Mudhoney is also named after the film. See what makes Mudhoney so SKINspiring right here at MrSkin.com!

You might celebrate Mother's Day by sending your mom flowers or a card. Here at MrSkin.com, we recognize the day as a way to laud celebrity moms and their famous daughters who have both dared to bare! From Goldie Hawn and her sexy spawn Kate Hudson to classy Blythe Danner and asstacular Gwyneth Paltrow, these gorgeous babes keep tit in the family.

Like udder, like daughter!

Brian DePalma has filmed some amazing nude scenes over the years (Exhibit A: Penthouse pet Victoria Lynn Johnson's shower scene in Dressed to Kill), including some scorching Sapphic ones (Exhibit B: Rebecca Romijn and Rie Rasmussen in Femme Fatale). Of course, he's also made some real stinkers, so we're overjoyed that DePalma is sticking to what he knows best- slick psychosexual thrillers- for his new movie Passion.

Passion is still in post-production, but the first official image from the film (above) promises some lesbian liplock action between stars Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. Ohhhhh, that red lipstick...

Find out more about Passion after the jump!

We don't know what it's about, and we don't really care. Do you guys think Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri Martino go on mother/daughter spa dates? First they go to the sauna and strip naked to get a good schvitz going, then they soak in the jacuzzi, those famous Sarandon suck sacks bobbing gently on the surface of the water...

Ok, fine. Deadline is reporting that Mother's Day is not the newest in the holiday-themed series of romantic comedies, thank goodness, but is an indie drama featuring 12 interlocking stories about mothers and daughters that takes place on a single Mother's Day. So like New Year's Eve, but serious. Anyway, then it's time for the Ayurvedic breast massage...

See more from this MAM-tastic mother/daughter duo with our Mother/Daughter Nudity: Susan Sarandon & Eva Amurri Playlist right here at MrSkin.com!