This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!
Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.
Erika's Hot Summer (1970)
A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).
Pinball Summer (1980)
Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!
One Deadly Summer (1984)
Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!
Summer Lovers (1982)
For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.
Summer School Teachers (1974)
Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.
India gained her independence from Great Britain in 1947, adopted a constitution in 1950, and acquired a nuclear arsenal in 1998. But it has taken up to now for the world's second-largest population to finally a produce a pornographic comic. The name of this comic is Savita Bhabhi and it uses classic set-ups like the traveling salesman and the horny housewife to show off how well South Asian comic artists can draw huge tits, full frontal nudity, and explicit sexuality. Not bad for a country that tried to arrest Richard Gere for kissing an actress in public last year!
Busty brunette spitfire Megan Mullally, who played Karen Walker on the NBC hit sitcom Will & Grace, reports that requests to disrobe on camera are coming at her fast and furious. Apparently, writers and directors are anxious to get the 49-year-old's clothes off before she turns 50. Before 50, after 50, I don't care. The Mr. Skin philosophy holds that female nudity is always and everywhere a wonder to behold. I think Megan should jump on this opportunity right away, though. I've been waiting ten years to see Karen's Will and Grace!
I'm pleased to see that rarely seen cult horror flick The Dead Pit (1989) is getting an official DVD release today. Starring hard-working stunt double Cherly Lawson as a girl with amnesia trapped in a creepy sanitarium full of zombies, The Dead Pit is loaded with gore and features Ms. Lawson's one and only topless scene, which occurs when a cackling nurse blasts off Cheryl's shirt with a fire hose. You'll want to hose her down yourself!
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Literary people everywhere celebrate June 16, the day on which Irish author James Joyce's masterpiece Ulysses is set, as "Bloomsday." All over the world, fans of the book stage readings and other celebrations, but if you want to celebrate Bloomsday at your desk, check out these clips from the 1985 Mr. Skin Hall of Fame movie James Joyce's Women, where Fionnula Flanagan unveils her Ulster udders in an erotic interpretation of Joyce's female characters, including the raunchy heroine of Ulysses, Molly Bloom.
Kate Beckinsale, consistently voted one of the hottest women in the world whenever someone decides to make a list, has the mistaken impression that her ass looks fat. In her upcoming movie Whiteout, Kate has insisted that producers hire a $2000-a-day body double to show her seat meat in a shower scene, as reported in CelebNewsWire. This isn't the first time Kate has given us ersatz ass. In her 1995 film Haunted, audiences are tempted by the booty of another when a body double does Kate's nude scene in bed with a guy. But Ms. Beckinsale isn't always this shy- in Uncovered (1994) she uncovers her rackage repeatedly and in the 2006 action flick Underworld: Evolution, we get to see Kate's first-rate rear weight. Maybe Kate should take a peek at her pooper in this movie. If she sees what I see, she'll be wearing buttless chaps for the rest of her life.
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