Last night was the second skincarnation of Mr. Skin's Skintastic Trivia Challenge: The Hollywood Sex & Nudity Game at Junior's bar on Maxwell Street here in Chicago, and it couldn't have gone better (without breaking any laws)! Radio personality and friend-of-Skin Pete McMurray co-hosted, and our editorial director, Mike McPadden, provided off-color commentary from the sidelines. We had about half a dozen teams of people, some a little slicker than others, but all displaying the fortitude to match their knowledge of celebrity nudity against the veritable T&A-lmanac that is the mind of Mr. Skin.
In three rounds of ten increasingly "hard" questions, the teams competed to give the most correct answers in the categories of "The Nudie Nineties"", "Nudity in Sports Movies", and "Teen Sex Comedies." We also had two rounds of individual competition in which contestants identified phony funbags in "Real or No Real" and guessed which actresses have shown skin in "Has She Ever?" (Mary Poppins? Yes! "Weezie Jefferson? No.) Throughout the night we gave away a couple of 6-month subscriptions to MrSkin.com, a Skintastic Video Guide, one of our baseball jerseys and a whole lot of hats, T-shirts, Skin-heads, and Mr. Skin tissues, which were used up pretty promptly in the bathroom as our "Top 69 Nude Scenes of All Time" video played continuously on the bars flat screen TVs.
So if you think you know in what movie Marsha Brady bared her bumps, or who showed her banana boats in Slapshot!, then come out to our next Trivia Challenge and give it your best money shot!
Some time ago, I was watching the Comedy Central Roast of Hugh Hefner on TV. When noted Civil Rights figure, comedian and raw foodist Dick Gregory's turn came to roast Hef, he said he couldn't say a word against him because of all the good things the Playboy founder had done in the 60s for him when he was a struggling black comic in the era of segregation. As it turns out, Hef's commitment to helping black entertainers also extended to the softer sex. Two of my favorites in this category are 1969 Playmate Jeannie Bell, who showed her cocoa chest bombs in 1974 drive-in raceploitation classic The Klansman and 1975 Playmate Azizi Johari who, along with being the owner of one of the first pair of African-American Alps to appear on the magazine's cover, also saw fit to uncover her chocolate milk sacks in 1981 boxing flick Body and Soul and the John Cassavetes classic The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976). Hef, we've just found two (or is it four?) more reasons to be grateful to you!
Feburary 6, 2008 is a day that will live in SKIN-famy!
For today, I am honored to official launch of the redesigned, reworked and really, really skincredible revamped MrSkin.com website!
We asked how we could improve MrSkin.com, you answered and the entire Skin Team listened. The result is an amazing online experience beyond even my wildest (and wettest) dreams.
Some of the changes I'm most excited about are the new dropdown menus for each actress on the movie pages, the dozens of new bios and movie reviews we're adding each week, the fact that I'm now able to give you three instead of just one Skin's Pick for each actress, the new thumbnails that go with every clip and pic (replacing the old camera and film reel icons), and the spruced-up overall look of the new site.
Since February is Black History Month, I've been reflecting on some of the many multicultural mammaries I have enjoyed in the past 25 years. Two of my all time favorites are the incomparable Pam Grier's bountiful black bosoms and milk chocolate mudflaps in 1973 blaxploitation classic Coffy. Also high on my list are the Hershey kiss nipples that topped Cynda Williams's gigantoid gazongas in the 1998 drama Caught Up. Next week, MrSkin.com will unveil a new feature all about the best Nubian nudes of all timedon't miss it! Though we've come a long way with racial equality in this country, I'm still hoping that the breast is yet to come!
The half-Thai, all big hootered sex goddess, Tera Patrick (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3), is at the top of her porno game at the present with a skinpire that is as wide as the smiles on the faces of all who see her naked. Tera is one of porn's top (and nearly always topless) stars. She's won a plethora of awards, from AVN's Best New Starlet to Genesis magazine's Porn Star of the Year. VH1 named her one of the "Top Hottest Rock Star Girlfriends & Wives"-she is married to Biohazard singer/bassist/lucky bastard Evan "Spyder Jonez" Seinfeld-and she's been a runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year.
While perusing my favorite celebrity blog, CelebNewsWire, this morning, my jaw dropped and my fly popped at the following quote from Ukrainian eyeful Olga Kurylenko, who will be the new Bond girl in the upcoming Quantum of Solace:
"I've never had a problem going topless or being naked for a film. When you're on the beach you're almost naked anyway. It was the same with my naked scenes in Hitman, which I did last year. I sent my body double back because I wanted to do the scenes myself. If they want me to strip off for Bond, that's fine."
Olga's no stranger to skin, having hit us up with a trifecta of naked tastiness in L'annulaire (2005), Le Serpent (2006), and Hitman (2007). Sounds like she's aiming to cock Bond's pistol with even more. Now that's my kind of Bond girl! Talk about Pussy Galore!
Hey, Chicagoland skin fans! Got cabin fever? Suffering from the winter blues? If the weather's got you down, come perk back up at Junior's Sports Bar this Thursday. I promise more tush than slush when you meet me there--pick up your copy of my new book, Mr. Skins Skintastic Video Guide: The 501 Greatest Movies for Sex & Nudity on DVD, and take part in Mr. Skin's Skintastic Trivia Challenge: The Hollywood Sex & Nudity Game!
My new game show brings all the fun and sex-citement of MrSkin.com to skinteractive life with audience participation, wild video segments, and anatomy lessons like you won't learn anywhere else. Starring me, Mr. Skin, and hosted by WLUP-FM personality Pete McMurray, the Skintastic Trivia Challenge exposes the naked truth behind movie nude scenes in a series of events designed to test your knowledge of Tinseltown's bare facts. So grab your friends and prepare to battle other teams for the chance to spin the amazing Wheel of Skin and win skinsational prizes . . . while laughing your furburgerage off!
Thursday February 7, 2008
Junior's Sports Bar
724 W Maxwell
Chicago, IL 60607
See you there!
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