Mr. Skin News

Men’s Health has run through the salami slappin’ statistics to find out The Smuttiest Cities in America, and it looks like the good people of Orlando, Florida are at the top of the list. Calling Florida “America’s wang” has never been more appropriate! Dead last on the list is Jackson, MS, whose citizens have nary a hair on their clean palms.

The list was tabulated through the number of DVDs purchased/rented/streamed, adult entertainment stores per city, rate of porn searches, and percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households. Maybe Skin Central should move to the sunny climes of the dirty south, where the streets are paved with…. er, gold.

You can keep up the tadpole rodeo, Orlando, right here at MrSkin.com!

Just wanted to let Judd Apatow know that our Sultan of Skin is always available for celebrity cameos. Did Ben ever launch his Mr. Skin knockoff site? What does Pete watch late at night when Debbie and the kids go to bed? Help us help you, Judd.

Check out all the nudity from the original Knocked Up (2007) right here at MrSkin.com!

Oh, Joe Kernen acts like he doesn't know what Mr. Skin is, but we know he does. He's awful quick to drop the name "Mr. Skin" right after he claims first that he checked out our site after seeing Knocked Up, and second, that he's "never seen" our site. Sure, Joe.

In fact, we bet that the entire cast and crew of CNBC's morning chat show Squawk Box are premium members. Especially that Becky Quick, she seems awful knowledgeable in the field of Mr. Skin history. In fact, she's probably reading this right now. Hi, Becky!

(Oh, and our apologies for the ad on the video. There was no way to take it off. At least it's for a company called Siemens...heh, Siemens.)

The fine folks over at DVD (and Blu-ray!) sleaze emporium TLAcult.com may have just saved awards season. Last week they announced the nominees for the TLA Cult Awards, an annual event that honors the very best in exploitation, horror, and cult movies on DVD and Blu-ray. As they put it on their website:

"Make a movie about a fat silent comedian and his dog, and these snooty bastards love you. But, make a movie that features a giant spider sexually assaulting a naked woman and you may as well not exist. Well, those movies do exist. And we're going to honor the fuck out of them."

In other words, in terms of ogling potential, these suckers come in second only to Mr. Skin's own Anatomy Awards.

And speaking of Mr. Skin...our Mr. Skin Presents: Women in Prison Triple Pack, featuring uncut, lovingly restored versions of the '80s WIP classics Chained Heat (1983), Red Heat (1985), and Jungle Warriors (1984), has been nominated for Best Box Set/ Value Pack.

Aw, guys, you shouldn't have! Actually, yes you should. That DVD was awesome.

See the complete list of nominees for the 2012 TLA Cult Awards after the jump!

Our very own Sultan of Spank Mr. Skin appeared on Adam Carolla's podcast this week to discuss Blu-ray nude scenes, this year's Anatomy Awards, and all the other breaking nudes here at Mr. Skin HQ.

The podcast quickly climbed to the top of the iTunes charts...until an upstart came on the scene and knocked Mr. Skin from his rightful place at #1.

The culprit? Bill Simmons' interview with Barack Obama on The BS Report.

Who does this guy think he is, anyway? The President of the United States or something!?

You can check out Adam Carolla's interview with Mr. Skin on iTunes or on Adam's website!

Missed Mr. Skin on The Howard Stern Show this morning? It's ok! We know it's hard waking up early sometimes, so you can check out our complete slate of winners right here at our 13th Annual Anatomy Awards page.

While you're there, be sure to check out our Lifetime Skinchievement Award tribute to Susan Sarandon, a brand-spanking nude playlist featuring all of this year's winning scenes, and more! We're really rolling out the red carpet this year...no, seriously, check out Susan's bush in Joe (1970). Now that's what I call a red carpet!

Spank the anatomy with Mr. Skin's 13th Annual Anatomy Awards, exclusively at MrSkin.com!

The wait is almost over! Our fearless leader Mr. Skin is currently on his way to New York City, where he'll be appearing LIVE on The Howard Stern Show tomorrow morning to announce the winners of our 13th Annual Anatomy Awards.

Jenna Jameson (probably) won't be there (though you never know with Howard), but our Sultan of Spank will reveal his picks for the very breast of 2011 in categories like Best Breasts, Best Full Frontal, Best TV Series and Nudecomer of the Year.

This is the big show, folks, so tune into Sirius XM Satellite Radio HOWARD 101 tomorrow morning at 7am Eastern/ 6am Central to hear Mr. Skin announce the winners of the 13th Annual Anatomy Awards LIVE!

The Oscars are a bore this year, but luckily Mr. Skin has come through with a fur-tastic slate of Peeper's Choice nominudes for our 13th Annual Anatomy Awards! The Anatomy Awards celebrate the year's finest achievements in celebrity skin, and this year we've got some exceptional nominudes in the areas of Best Nudecomer and Best Nude Debut, as well as some stiff compeTITion for Best Breasts and Best TV Show.

We'll be opening the envelope to announce our winners on February 22, so for the next month we're asking YOU to open your envelope and VOTE for your Peeper's Choice in all our top categories.

Every vote enters you to win a MacBook Air and other great prizes, so go check out the nominated nudes for FREE on our Anatomy Awards page, and check out the full list of nominudes after the jump!