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You didn't think we were gonna stop at those boring old "Big 4" networks, did you? No, the "fifth broadcast network," the CW, may be targeting women ages 18-34, but when it comes to lithe, long-limbed babes in bras and bikinis, it's the male ogler's #1 destination for primetime poontang.
Thankfully the CW's "hot girls in bikinis" approach to television programming isn't changing much for the fall 2011 season, with One Tree Hill and 90210, whose characters spend more time sunbathing than most people do working, renewed for the fall. Also returning this fall is Maggie Q and her awesome assassin ass on Nikita. But fans of Hellcats' squad of comely cheerleaders have little to cheer about- the show has been canceled.
See the sexy stars of the CW's new fall shows after the jump!
Of course creaky old CBS was the last of the "big three" boob tube networks to announce their fall schedule- save for its Monday night comedies, CBS has been skewing towards the gray-haired set since Angela Landsbury was solving murders on Cabot Cove. But the formula has been working well for the network, which isn't making any huge changes, save for slowly phasing out its CSI franchise.
First the good news- we'll be ogling Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan on How I Met Your Mother well into 2012, and the parade of Charlie Sheen- er, Ashton Kutcher's- conquests on Two and a Half Men will continue unabated. Plus, it's still bikini season on Hawaii 5-0- the series was picked up for another season. Far chillier are the prospects for Shit My Dad Says and The Defenders, which were both canceled.
See the new stars of CBS in the nude after the jump!
The boob tube bonanza continues today in Los Angeles as ABC announces their 2011 fall schedule as part of Upfront Week. ABC, which has been losing ground with younger viewers this season, is cleaning house with 13 new shows scheduled for the fall and fall mid-seasons.
Fans of South American sexpot Sofia Vergara and her Columbian coconuts have nothing to fear, however, since Modern Family is staying put Wednesdays at 9/8 Central. Also safe are sexy suburbanites Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher and the rest of the cougarrific crew on Desperate Housewives, holding strong Sundays at 9/8 central. Fans of Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town pals have less to smile about, since the show has been bumped to mid-season in favor of Patricia Heaton in The Middle.
See the sexy stars of ABC's new fall series nude after the jump!
Today marks the beginning of Upfront Week, where executives at the major broadcast networks (NBC, ABC, CBS, and Fox) announce their schedules for Fall 2011. NBC & Fox, currently at last and first place respectively, were the first to break the news of who's staying on (Bones' Emily Deschanel and Chuck's Yvonne Strahovski will live to fight (crime) another day), who's getting the axe (Jennifer Beals will have to turn in her badge- The Chicago Code is canceled), and whose TV pilot hopes will take flight....or get crushed underfoot (sorry Adrienne Palicki, you'll have to hang up those jeggings, NBC passed on the new Wonder Woman).
Now that the proverbial trigger has been pulled, let's take a look at some of the fresh faces (and beautiful bodies) that will be lighting up the boob tube on new series this fall.
See sexy network stars nude after the jump!
TV's nudest fantasy series, Game of Thrones, didn't disappoint this week with the return of British burlesque babe Esme Bianco, going full frontal as a sexy courtesan (that's medieval for "hooker"). Also last night, Camelot, which has been sadly lacking in the Eva Green nudity department these past few weeks, returned to form with a bathtub scene that showed off Eva's bewitching behind.
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Guys have been longing for nudity from sexy Moroccan-by-way-of-Quebecois actress Emmanuelle Chriqui since her lesbian kiss with Malin Akerman on Entourage...actually, since way before that, but that scene was really hot, no?
Well, brace yourselves fellas, because Emmanuelle finally made her nude debut last night on The Borgias! She kept her Chriqui bananas inside her long nightgown, making a brief shot of Emmanuelle's ripe rear coconuts the breast part of the scene (it's behind the sheer curtain, but it's there). Emmanuelle also showed some quality side boob as she rolled around with her much-nakeder man friend, giving guys just a little more Chriqui for the Peequi.
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After last week's nudity-free episode, this week Game of Thrones returned to the nudity game with a bang (so to speak)! This week it wasn't Emilia Clarke baring her fantasy funbags, but her handmaiden, nudecomer and British TV actress Roxanne McKee.
As the sexy slave girl Doreah, Roxanne took a nude bath with Emilia's evil brother Viserys Targaryen (Harry Lloyd), whose idea of pillow talk is belittling Roxanne as he waxes poetic about the skulls of his enemies. But the upside(s) of this situation are the ample opportunities to spy Roxanne's pointy, upturned nipples poking out from underneath her long hair. Where can Skin Central get a handmaiden? Our left one is getting tired.
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While the world's attention was focused on royal nuptials and terrorist death knolls, it was a slow weekend for nudity on the boob tube. On HBO, Emilia Clarke kept her creamy cans inside her tunic, breaking Game of Thrones' nude streak after only two episodes. Meanwhile, over on rival network Showtime, The Borgias featured some shadowy sin cushions by the fire from Ruta Gedmintas, who previously bared boobage in a far better lit scene on The Tudors. We're all for historical ambiance here at Skin Central- until it obscures our view of the boobs. Then we say bring on the spotlights!
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