Mr. Skin's Pick of the Week
The Alcove (1984)
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Annie Belle, Lilli Carati, Laura Gemser
The Alcove (1984) is another wanktastic Joe D'Amato classic, this time set in 1936 after the conquest of the Italian Empire. English soldier Al Cliver is headed home from the Zulu war with a hot Abyssinian slavestress in tow. She's Black Emanuelle herself, Laura Gemser, and her gems are as precious as ever! But while Al's been busy amassing human booty, his wife (Lilli Carati) has been bumping bathmats with the housekeeper, Annie Belle. Well, hell! Laura thinks this is just swell, because once she spots the two doing the lezzie dykstra, she figures she can use her fabbo figure to seduce the lady-licking lady of the house, using her to get out of bondage for good. All goes down as planned, and Annie is, of course, unhappy with this turn of the screw. Jealous, she sets out to ruin the relationship of the two-timing vagitarians, and soon the whole household is awash in hating and wild fornicating!
It's Anatomy Awards Season, and the end is almost upon us.
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Read more after the jump.
And Gets Sexy in March Issue of Maxim.
Sexy Kara Dioguardi is in the new issue of Maxim, showing off her body in some swimsuit pics.
Last year, American Idol viewers got a big surprise when the juggalicious judge joined Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell on the Idol stage, then ripped open her dress to show a black bikini.
When asked by Maxim magazine how she planned to top that sexy stunt this year, Kara quipped, “Um, get naked?”
Nudity is not a joke, Kara!
Read more after the jump.
Why We Didn’t See Billie Piper’s Poppers Last Night on Showtime
Dear Secret Diary of Skin,
Last night, season three of the skin-filled UK series Secret Diary of a Call Girl premiered on Showtime.
And, as she’s done so many times before, the seriously sexy Billie Piper used a body double to bare T&A in a kinky naked tie-up scene with one of her clients.
Last year, Billie used a body double because she was pregnant, but now that she’s popped out her kid, it seems like she should be showing off those post-natal knockers.
What’s the point of being a mom if you’re not going to be a MILF?
Read more after the jump.
Is That Bare-Breasted Blond Really Lindsay?Last week we told you that rumor has it that we'll see Lindsay Lohan topless in the upcoming exploitation flick Machete. Now the UK tabloid The Sun is reporting that the footage is already out there.
Here’s the problem: The footage they’re showing and which they claim contains Linday’s funbags is actually the phony movie trailer that was shown in the Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez double feature Grindhouse back in 2007.
Now, unless Lindsay was already planning to get naked in a movie back before the movie was even going to be made and stripped down anonymously for seven seconds of footage in a fake trailer, that’s not her.
Check out a topless still from the trailer and find out who you’re really looking at after the jump.
More Tits and Glasses!Tinto Brass, the legendary maestro of Italian erotic film who brought us such skin classics as The Key, Cheeky, Paprika, Salon Kitty, All Ladies Do It, and Miranda is at it again.
And he’s revisiting some old territory, specifically, the grandeur of Ancient Rome. Brass announced that he will "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there."
Unless he made some other movie about a Roman emperor, Tinto has to referring to the 1979 epic Caligula, a non-stop orgy of sex and nudity featuring a staggering 112 breasts, 46 muffs, 41 butts, and a young naked Helen Mirren in a fabulous full frontal scene.
Although the idea of turning Caligula into a 3D movie sounds like a great idea, especially in light of the success of the skin-filled cable series Spartacus: Blood and Sand, it wouldn’t be the first skin flick to show 3 Bs in 3D.
Take a trip back to naked 1969 more after the jump.
Skin Reports Keep Pouring in from Sundance.At long last, the rock and roll biopic The Runaways is seeing the light of day at Sundance.
Featuring an almost nude Kristen Stewart and non-nude Dakota Fanning, The Runaways tells the story of the legendary bad girls group that spawned the illustrious careers of Joan Jett and Lita Ford.
In The Runaways, Kristen plays leather lesbian frontwoman Joan Jett and makes out with the 16-year old Dakota, who’s playing 15-year old Cherie Currie.
There’s also some bonus boobs from the many sexual conquests of sleazy manager Kim Fowley.
Check out the cherrybombs!
Read more and check out a naked picture of Michelle Williams after the jump.
“I am (into) Spartacus!” chant millions of TV viewers.We hope that Hollywood executives are paying attention.
As what could only be a direct result of a Lucy Lawless nude scene and an emperor’s feast of Roman babes getting naked and naughty like they’re in a dress rehearsal for Caligula, the first episode of the Spartacus: Blood and Sand was watched by more than 3.3 million total U.S. viewers.
“This is the most successful premiere in the company’s history,” reads a statement by executive vice president of programming for Starz Entertainment Stephan Shelanski. “We are very gratified to see that our excitement and faith in the series — already renewed for a second season — has been matched by initial demand.”
With a second season already on order, we can expect still more SPQR T&A from Viva Bianca, Erin Cummings and all the naked slave girls required to service a stable of gladiators.
But you don’t have to wait for next season to fill your golden goblet with a torrent of bare-bodied babes. There’s a brand new episode this weekend!
Check out a sneak peak after the jump.
