Posts by Count Rackula

If a Lesbian Shows Her Boobs on the Net, Can Anyone See It?

First she told the world she was a lesbian via her Twitter account. Now Tila Tequila is revealing all on her Ustream account.

Proclaiming that "this is the last time [she’ll] ever be on ustream ever again," the recently self-proclaimed vagitarian has treated us to the sight of Tila Tequila nude, in the interest of full disclosure.

Along with her entire body, Tila also reveals the secret behind her new all-seafood diet.

People call me an attention whore...or whatever...but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself...I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing...that's why I'm a lesbian...I was born naked...anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.

There’s no denying those boobs, though.

Here's the video!

Check out some uncensored pics here and read more after the jump.

Do You Think It Looks Like Her?

The world may have just gotten its first look at the Carrie Prejean naked sex tapes in the form of grainy Paris Hilton-style-night-vision stills posted on the Internet.

The pictures show a hot blonde, who has yet to be confirmed as the former Miss California USA, lying nude on a bed and getting her pinky nice and stinky.

You can see the uncensored, NSFW pictures here and here.

The boobs look real enough, just as Carrie’s were before she spent the pageant’s money on a new set.

But in the absence of any proof, it’s hard to call this one.

Update: Fleshbot has tracked down and provided a link for the porn video that produced these stills. It shows a naked girl masturbating in bed while watching pornography, something Carrie Prejean seems unlikely to do.

Still, nothing is certain.

Read (and see) more after the jump.

What Do You Think She Does on the Tape?

Shauna Sand, who recently stopped fighting and agreed to allow porn giant Vivid to give her sex tape an official release, has also counseled embattled former beauty queen Carrie Prejean to do the same.

Carrie reportedly has eight sex tapes and 30 naked photos currently floating around, and spokespeople for Vivid say the company is planning to release them with or without her consent.

Last month, Shauna found herself in the same position and decided to give Vivid her blessing.

Shauna recalls her meeting with Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment:

I went to the meeting full of rage. During the meeting, however, I realized that I could actually take control of the situation. Instead of spending thousands of dollars in legal fees for a lawsuit that could take months or even years to be resolved, I could actually turn things around.

Wanting to save Carrie the heartbreak of fighting a fruitless battle, Shauna has advised her to take matters into her own hands.

That shouldn’t be too hard for Carrie, considering what she’s allegedly doing on those tapes!

Read more after the jump.

This Is What a Sex Tape Is Supposed to Look Like.

They may not pull the same kind of coverage as Jennifer Lopez naked on tape or a Carrie Prejean masturbation video, but Miss Universe Japan 2008 Hiroko Mima and Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung-Chee could teach those ladies a thing or two about making sex tapes.

A clip that is reported to be their hardcore home video has recently surfaced on the Internet.

It consists of four clips featuring Anya, Hiroko, and Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt.

In this first clip, Anya woofs down Wyatt’s wand while he films from above.

The next clips shows Anya performing oral on her lucky camera-wielding boyfriend from a different angle, and the scene culminates with Wyatt providing his lady’s face with a DNA sample.

Next, Anya climbs on her man’s rubber-sheathed pole for some reverse cowgirl-style safe sex.

Then things get really wild.

Read more and get a link to the full uncensored video after the jump.

Casting Questions Loom Large.

Variety is reporting that ABC is close to giving a pilot order to a remake of the classic TV series Charlie’s Angels, whose braless starlets earned the show the moniker of “Jiggle TV.”

There have been several attempts over the last three decades to revive the show, which featured '70s sex symbols Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd, Shelley Hack, Tanya Roberts, and Farrah Fawcett naked (or almost) in tight jeans and tighter t-shirts.

The most successful has been the 2000 film version and its 2003 sequel, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, starring with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu as three of the sexiest secret agents this side of Diana Rigg.

Now that it looks like ABC is going to green-light this new series in the wake of the sci-fi reboot V’s enormous success, it’s time to start casting some heavenly bodies.

Read a few of my suggestions after the jump.

And There's Nudity!

Set to release in Europe in January, the new biopic Serge Gainsbourg, vie héroïque traces the truly fascinating and sex-filled life of one of French pop culture’s most enigmatic and controversial figures.

Serge was known for his sexually charged lyrics as well as tempestuous relationships with stars like Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot and famously yelling “I want to fuck her!” when he appeared on a talk show with Whitney Houston.

It’s no surprise then that, judging by the preview, this biopic is La grande bouffe for the eyes when it comes to naked actresses.

The cast includes Victoria’s Secret model Laetitia Casta as Brigitte Bardot, the late Lucy Gordon as Jane Birkin, and Mylene Jampanoi as Bambou, Serge’s last great love.

Read more and check out the uncensored NSFW video after the jump.

First Skin Since Black Snake Moan.

Upcoming Nude Scenes is reporting that we will be seeing Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Christina Ricci naked in the upcoming creepy horror-drama After.Life with Liam Neesen and Justin Long.

Here’s some of what IMDb commenters who saw the film at the American Film Institute on November 7^th had to say:

Ricci plays a young woman caught between life and death, and Neesen is an evil funeral director who wants to bury her alive.

And as a semi-corpse, Christina spends a lot of time naked in the morgue with all the other stiffs.

Read more of what IMDb commenters who saw the film at the American Film Institute on November 7^th had to say after the jump.

Possibly an Example of Irony.

Carrie Prejean isn't alone in her love of solo sex acts.

In news that’s given millions of men an excuse to indulge themselves, a naked Playboy model has just admitted that even she can’t stop playing with herself.

We first saw Afro-Guyanese-Chinese knockout Nicole Narain naked when she was Playmate of the Month back in January 2002.

Then in 2005 a sex tape featuring Nicole and Gaelic guy’s guy Colin Farrell was leaked. Colin promptly got a restraining order preventing the sale, distribution, or display of the tape, which was just under zero percent effective in keeping the video off the Internet.

Now that she’s joining such unlikely sex addicts as supermodel and softcore siren Amber Smith, porn stars Penny Flame and Kendra Jade Rossi, and beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, Nicole’s news again.

Read more after the jump.