Fiery coppertop Camille Keaton and her brutal, butt-kicking, naked turn in I Spit on Your Grave (1978) is still number on on the Skin list of naked revenge movies. As Jennifer Hills, Camille repeatedly bared her own perfect hills while taking down the worthless wastes who raped her. Eat your heart out, Charles Bronson.
When we heard that a remake was in the works, we doubted that Hollywood would be able to live up to the level of gratuitous nudity and gore that the original delivered, but I Spit on Your Grave: Unrated (2010), due in theaters on October 8, looks like it's going to be as stabbingly sexy as the '78 version!
Nudecomer Sarah Butler, a lusty brunette who's never even bared so much as half an areola before, takes over Camille's role as the out-for-blood babe in a vacation gone hideously wrong. The explicit attacks, the awesomely bloody vengeance, and the breasts, butt, and beaver galore... it's all here. Sarah even aimed her Butler at the camera to re-create Camille's iconic poster art.
Prepare yourself for the upcoming release by watching the clips from the original here. Revenge is a dish breast served HOT!
However, Jenny herself appeared on Oprah yesterday and opened her mouth about opening her thighs for her very first Playboy shoot. Apparently, in the early '90s, Jenny wasn't yet wise to the quim trim. She said:
“All of a sudden I hear WOAH, WOAH! And I said is there anything on it? What’s wrong?”
Jenny said the makeup artist came over to her and explained why everyone was so shocked. “They said they never saw anyone as hairy as you in their entire life!” The audience roared as Oprah laughed along with Jenny.
Jenny kept the audience and Oprah in hysterics when she added that the makeup lady used a brush to manicure the region and later exclaimed, “I guess I’m not using this one again!”
Frankly, we have a hard time picturing juicy Jenny with a 'fro down below, but click "more" and we'll take you on a thick and fluffy tour of the bushiest vadges in cinema history.
Brand-spanking new TV series No Ordinary Family premieres tonight on ABC. Lucky for us, the hot female leads have No Ordinary Mammaries, and yes, they've actually proven it by stripping down in the past!
The show centers on a suburban family who develop super powers--speed, intelligence, telepathy, strength--after a plane they're flying in crashes into the Amazon River. It sounds a lot like The Incredibles and is just as family friendly, which makes it even kinkier that series stars Autumn Reeser and Julie Benz have both gone bare.
You'll remember Ms. Reeser as tempting Taylor from The O.C. Everyone wanted to oh-see her without her clothes from that point on, and she finally let us sneak a peek when she dropped her Autumn leaves in The Big Bang (2010). The title surely refers to the scene in which Autumn gets banged, baring her sweet teats.
Blond, super-sweet Julie Benz plays the super-family's matriarch, but she's breast known as the dearly departed Rita, Dexter's hot wife on his titular Showtime series. Before she went R.I.P, Julie showed T&A on the show, as well as in the sci-fi thriller Darkdrive (1996) and the ultra-rare Eating Las Vegas (1997). Tastes like chicken!
So check out No Ordinary Family tonight, but be sure to keep MrSkin.com up on your laptop, because these babes' superpowers lie underneath their clothing!
Want to enjoy Jessica Alba's juicy, naked, perfectly round ass (getting spanked, no less) from the comfort of your own home? You don't need to dignify that with a response, we know the answer. Here's your guide to this week's breast bets for DVD and Blu-Ray boobage.
Killer Inside Me
After keeping her skincredible body under wraps for an obscenely long time, Jessica "Hot Pants" Alba finally lets that famous butt fly! The Killer Inside Me (2010), a little-seen indie, features Jessica AND Kate Hudson getting their bare booties beaten by Casey Affleck's belt. It's so hot, it'll have you spanking yourself!
Get Him to the Greek
Russell Brand, the disgustingly lucky fiance of cleavagey Katy Perry, goes for laughs in the rock star comedy Get Him to the Greek (2010). Want to get gals out of their clothes? Costar Rose Byrne keeps clothed, but stacked Meddy Ford lets Russell joggle her jugs in the back of a limo. Nice groupie boobies!
Scott Caan currently stars in the hit series Hawaii 5-0, but you'll want to lei his Mercy (2010) costars, Wendy Glenn and Whitney Able. Both babes bare their Caans, and you'll be saying, "Have Mercy!"
You'll want to pork the babes of Pig Hunt (2010)! In this horror goof that packs screams and laughs, a group of friends hit a farm and find cannibals, rednecks, and a freaky giant boar. What not a boar? A cult of pig-worshiping, topless lesbians the pals come across. Stick your fork into those hammy mammies!
Katy's response? If you can't beat 'em, TEAT 'em! On the SNL season premiere, she had a cameo as a bouncy teenager from the Bronx in the world's tightest, lowest-cut Elmo shirt on the planet.
We've got the pics and clips up at Mr. Skin today, but our pervy production crew thought they could skinprove on the original... by slowing it down. Way down.
Click "play" and watch this California Gurl... she is incredible!
When we first got the full Machete skin report, we saw that Lindsay Lohan used a body double in the waterfall threesome scene, and that when she woke up the next day, hair tumbling over her freckly funbags, there might be nip, patch or nothing, and we noted:
"in this case, Lindsay Lohan is presumed non-nude until proven naked in a court of DVD or Blu-Ray!"
Sound the trumpets and play your flesh flutes, because proof is here. We were finally able to get DVD-quality clips and pics of the scene in question. We handed them off to our Skin technicians and Lilo does, in fact, show peeks of her famously pale-colored nipples. Scenes like this are just one of the many reason that every near-nude requires a second and third look!
Our favorite naughty party girl might be in and out of jail and rehab these days, but if you want to see Lilo in and out of her clothes, catch Machete while it's still in theaters, or, if you're a member, watch it here!
Linds, you can rehab your health, but don't ever detox from doing nudity.
True Blood's off the air until next season, but HBO's making things much, much easier for skin fans. Why? Because they're filling the void with tons of ta-tas courtesy of their new, boner-fide hit, Boardwalk Empire.
Last week's pilot included full frontal from skin legend-in-the-making Paz de la Huerta, and the second episode that aired last night didn't leave fans cold.
In an udderly gratuitious scene (the best kind, obviously!), Paz floated her de la Hooters in a tub for no better reason than audience titillation.
Not to be outdone, the absolutely gorgeous Aleksa Palladino showed off her palatable teat-os in bed with Michael Pitt, and while Gretchen Mol didn't get nude exactly, she did wear a showgirl costume that left next to nothing to the imagination.
We've got the new pics and clips up now, so have a look. Nice Atlantic titties, gals!
Sunday nights are back on cable!
Tonight marks the season premieres of anticipated favorites Dexter (Showtime), Bored to Death (HBO), and Eastbound & Down (HBO). In the past, all three shows have been go-tos for gratuitous skinnage, and we're not just talking about Dexter's habit of slicing into his victims.
This season, Dexter will be sadly minus the lovely blonde Julie Benz, but another lovely blonde, Julia Stiles, will join the cast. On the minus side, Julia's never been one to be generous with her nude gifts. On the plus side, what better vehicle for a nude debut than a hit show? Hey, Julia! It's cable! Everybody's doin' it!
Bored to Death had a strong skin showing in its first season with an eyeball-burning, hot hot HOT topless shot from nudecomer Jessica Blank. One look at her rack, and you won't be firing blanks. This bodes well and hopefully sets the pace for season two. Maybe some flesh from Olivia Thirlby will make us all stiff as a board... to death.
Kenny Powers swings back into action in Eastbound & Down, and unfortunately, reliable skinstress Katy Mixon won't be on this season. We'll miss Mixon's mams, but waiting in the wings is this season's new hottie, Ana de la Reguera. This lap-meltingly hot Mexican mamacita has gotten stunningly naked in Asi del precipicio (2006) and Paraiso Travel (2008), so we're crossing all our appendages in hopes that she'll hit a gland slam on Eastbound.
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