In 2008, cougarish brunette Lisa Edelstein did a sexy striptease on House M.D., and although she remained fully clothed, it was still one of the most scorching hot non-nude network TV moments in years.
We were wondering how she could possibly top holding a flimsy bra over her nips while still remaining within the bounds of network decency. Now we know! Last night was the season premiere of House, and Dr. Cuddy gave us a dose of derriere so potent, it can cure whatever ails you.
Last season's cliffhanger left us wondering whether or not Cuddy and House would hook up, and last night's ep left no doubt: the answer is "yes", and gracious Lisa shared herself with us as well as the good doctor, baring enough ass crack to be labeled as more than just a coin slot.
Members, head immediately over here to take in Edelstein's network nudes. This M.D.'s a real Q.T.!
Sarah Silverman: funny? Yes. Hot? Definitely. Nude? Never!
The juicy Jew seems to be willing to go as far as it takes to get a laugh, but so far, she's drawn the line at showing off her comedienne can. But according to a new interview, she says she'll strip down for the upcoming Sarah Polley-directed movie Take this Waltz.
"I go totally naked," says Silverman. "Full frontal. It's going to be awful. It's so not pretty... Filming [that movie] was awesome. Sarah Polley is so fucking cool. So kind. She knows exactly what she wants, she knows how to get it.
Let's just hope that was Sarah Polley wants is Sarah Silverman naked... and that she gets it! After all, Polley's no stranger to stripping on celluloid, having shown off her bare bits in four roles, including The Secret Life of Words (2005).
Costar Michelle Williams also recently told an interviewer that she too gets naked in the film, so if Silverman pulls a Sandra Bullock in The Proposal (2009) and gets naked BUT hides the good parts, we know we can count on Michelle to make our pants dance for Take This Waltz.
This week in horny home video news, a skin classic finally gets the Blu-Ray treatment, some Roman hotties drop their togas, and in a misguided attempt at garnering a PG-13 rating, one movie cuts some nude scenes. Pop 'em in and press play!
American Beauty (Blu-Ray)
'90s classic American Beauty (1999) gets a Blu-Ray release for the first time today. It's a great time to revisit Mena Suvari, then a nudecomer, presenting Kevin Spacey with her pink-tipped rosebuds, and costar Thora Birch, in her career-making role, flashing her surprisingly enormous American Boobies in a window. Forget dancing plastic bags; THIS is the most beautiful thing ever filmed!
Ondine
The Colin Farrell fantasy flick Ondine (2009) comes out on disc today. When our skin scout saw it in the theater, we were exicted about the level of quality nudes from the extremely tasty Alicja Bechleda-Curus. But the worst thing that could possibly happen has happened--to secure a PG-13 rating for the DVD, the filmmakers cut out her T&A during a sex scene at the 59 minute mark. The good news? There are still a couple of seat shots from Alicja that remain, so Ondine is still worth a look.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand (Season 1)
Want a smorgasbord of skin fit for a Roman emperor? The first season set of the Starz series Spartacus: Blood and Sand is definitely something you'll want to own. Even if you're not a history buff, you'll raise a glass (among other things) when babes like Erin Cummings, Viva Bianca, and Amazonian Xena babe Lucy Lawless show awesomely gratuitous boobs, butt, and bush at every turn. You'll fiddle with yourself while Rome burns!
Forget top guns, because frequently-naked Top Gun star Kelly McGillis has no interest in phallic symbols. The openly gay actress married her girlfriend his weekend. Mazel topless from Mr. Skin! Popeater.com reports:
'Top Gun actress Kelly McGillis and her longtime partner, Melanie Leis, were joined in a civil union on Wednesday in New Jersey.
Last year, McGillis announced she was a lesbian in an interview. Her decision to come out was due to the fact that her daughters were grown and no longer needed to be shielded from the media.
"That was one of those moments when somebody asked me a question, my kids had gone from home, so I really didn't have to protect anyone by skirting the question, and I just decided to be absolutely honest," McGillis said.'
When a couple gets married, some give money, some give a gift from the registry, but Mr. Skin gives a gift everyone can enjoy--the gift of boobs. Though she's been out of the pubic eye for a while (thankfully, she currently has three movies in production), Kelly's a skin Hall-of-Famer, and has 
paved a highway to her dairy-licious danger zones in eight separate flicks, such as Grand Isle (1991) and the appropriately-titled Cat Chaser (1989). Check out her jaw-dropping lesbo scene in The Monkey's Mask (2000) here and pretend like you're enjoying a view of Kelly's honeymoon!
In our prediction of possible nudity in the new HBO bootlegging series, Boardwalk Empire, it wasn't so much a question of IF someone was going to get naked, but WHEN and WHO.
Luckily, we didn't have to wait long to answer those questions. The much-skinticipated pilot aired last night, and Spanish-American H-bomb hottie Paz de la Huerta exceeded sexpectations.
It was easy to overlook Steve Buscemi naked in the sack with all-natural Paz reverse cowgirling him, breasts a-quiver. And then she got up to complete the triftecta of nude by showing frontal pubes and some deliciously undulating ass cheeks. Who needs bootlegging when Paz is booblegging?
Members, if you and your member missed it, we have vids and stills of the amazing scene up at MrSkin.com today. Have a look here and place your bets in the comments section: who's going to be the next dame to doff her duds on Boardwalk?
Another new fall TV season, another new HBO series. Entourage, Hung, and True Blood went above and beyond all previous heights of boob tube nudes this past season, bringing us vampire jugs, preggo nudes, and full furry frontals galore. Where can HBO go from there?
To the 1920s, apparently. Tonight, the much-skinticipated Boardwalk Empire premieres. The pilot was directed by Martin Scorsese and the show stars Steve Buscemi as a boozy bootlegger in Atlantic City circa 1920. But the real reason we at Skin Central are planning on tuning in: the female cast members, none of whom are shy about wriggling out of their skivvies.
The '20s were a time of liberation, so in preparation for tonight's ep, check out Boardwalk's honeys liberating themselves from their clothes!
Sweet Scottish lass Kelly MacDonald is the lovely Margaret, who falls for Buscemi's brash bootlegger, but we first fell for her when she doffed her duds in her very first film, Trainspotting (1996). She's since gone on to show us her tasty-as-haggis hooters in Some Voices (2000) and The Girl in the Cafe (2005). Let's hope she'll soon be The Girl Out of Her Clothes.
Paz de la Huerta has never been a stranger on our skin shores, with showings in Choke (2008) and The Guitar (2008). But it was the elegant way she donned a pair of thick-rimmed glasses--and nothing else--in The Limits of Control (2009) that made her a boner fide skin legend. Tonight, will Paz get even de la Hotter?
Aleksa Palladino is primarily an arthouse starlet, and you know what that means: skin, and plenty of it! This almost-30-year-old charmed in indies like Manny & Lo, but she really showed her nude mettle in Storytelling (2001). Hey, Aleksa! Boobs are the breast way to tell a story!
And finally, the skincomparable Gretchen Mol costars in Boardwalk Empire as sultry showgirl Gillian. Back in the '20s, showgirls' costumes were as scanty and low as the stock market. But even if Gretchen doesn't Charleston out of her bloomers tonight, you can see her nude in a stunning SIX movies, the breast of which is The Notorious Bettie Page (2005).
As we've proven time and time again her at Skin Central, every movie deserve a second look, especially in Blu-Ray. Quite often, we'll sexcavate a previously hidden partifact that only the power of HD could reveal, but on a very rare occasion, the high-def will reveal even more; a veritable bounty of booty!
The sci-fi/action flick Aeon Flux (2005) is one of those special cases. Based on the animated TV series, South African sex kitten Charlize Theron starred as the titular, spiky-haired secret agent, and although we caught a nip or two the first go-through, the Blu-Ray has released a stunning extra TWO boobtacular scenes.
Click "more" to compare the DVD-to-Blu-ray qualities and see the new nippage! It'll put you in Flux!
Last night marked the season premiere of the fantasy football series The League. The show's regulars--Katie Aselton, Nadine Velazquez--are total football fantasies, but when it comes to showing any pigskin, it's been nothing but a bunch of time outs.
So last night we were glued to the boob tube when juicy gem Janet Montgomery guest-starred as a stripper with a nose for fantasy drafts. But her nose wasn't exactly what we were looking at.
We've got new pics and clips of the stunning up-and-comer in her shiny green stripper wear, but don't stop there! If Janet looks familiar to you, it's because she's been E's ass-istant on Entourage, and members can see some rare nudes of Janet's jugs and choice cheeks in the Brit show Skins and in the horror flick The Hills Run Red (2009).
When Ms. Montgomery gets nude, she's in a League of her own.
