British Reality-TV Star Danielle Lloyd Barely Keeps Breasts Covered in Topless Bikini Photos

Former Miss World and Celebrity Big Brother Star Danielle Lloyd Covers (Most of) Her Big Sisters in Topless Sunbathing Photos

There must be something in the water over in England—and Mr. Skin thinks it must be silicone! With British fake-titish all-stars like Katie "Jordan" Price and Jodie Marsh parading their plastic pontoons in front of paparazzi cameras every other day, it's nice to see a fresh face flaunting her fungbags—even if she does manage to hide her teat peaks.

Danielle Lloyd is a top English model and reality-TV star, but she was once a much smaller-chested beauty queen. That is until a spread in Playboy stripped her of her crown. That's a start, but when is Danielle going to be stripped of her wardrobe on film? Doesn't she know they're allowed to show nudity on TV in England?

Let's hope Danielle doesn't follow the lead of former Miss America Vanessa L. Williams. She lost her crown after nude photos of her ran in Penthouse—and America hasn't seen Vanessa's tiaras since! The closest she's come to baring boob was some lingerie on Ugly Betty. C'mon, Vanessa, bust out your bitties!

For more pics of Danielle Lloyd's best cover-up attempts, visit Derek Hail.