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Today marks the birthday of three of my favorite actresses: Busty blonde Pamela Anderson, willowy brunette Liv Tyler, and sultry seventies superstar Karen Black. In honor of these lovely ladies, I'd like to take a little stroll down mammary lane and reminisce about my favorite performance from each of these very different skin starlets.

Pamela Anderson
Snapdragon (1993)

After a year of playing chesty lifeguard C.J. Parker on the hit show Baywatch, Pam and her mams hit the big screen with her debut movie Snapdragon. Pam plays a woman with amnesia whose dreams of killing men make her and her shrink suspect that her nightmares may be memories of actual murders she has committed while taken over by a different personality. Pam gives us a good look at her rack and rump as she bangs dude after dude, and that will definitely make you slap your dragon.

Liv Tyler
Stealing Beauty (1996)

Despite being cast alongside alarmingly hot Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Stefania Sandrelli and Rachel Weisz, Liv steals the show in Bernardo Bertolucci's Stealing Beauty, showing off her 19-year-old boobs and bush. If she had been born 25 years earlier, maybe Bertolucci would have cast her in Last Tango in Paris (1972) and we could have seen Marlon Brando slip his hot buttered sausage up her back door. And a no-holes barred hardcore method actor like Brando would have done it for real! There will never be another.

Karen Black
Killing Heat (1981)

In the skinful seventies, no one heated up the screen like Karen, making her an obvious choice for the lead in Killing Heat, a sort of worst case scenario Green Acres where a wife's resentment at having been moved by her husband from the city to rural life results in her sleeping with a local bumpkin. In one unforgettable scene, Karen decides to cool herself off by pouring cold water down her fully naked body, exposing boobs and bush in the process. Unfortunately, it backfires, because she still looks pretty damn hot.

With her butt-baring performance in Wanted, skinsational superstar Angelina Jolie has brought the number of films in which she's flashed flesh up to twelve, a spanker's dozen. Here they are, in order.

Cyborg 2 (1993)

Angelina's a sexy android who shows her pneumatic knockers. Nice robo-rack!

Hackers (1995)

As a computer expert, a crop-topped Angelina goes topless, taking the action from keystrokes to breast strokes!

Foxfire (1996)

This skinstant classic has our girl playing a rebellious teen who enjoys getting topless with her girlfriends by candlelight before tattooing them.

Mojave Moon (1996)

In this romantic comedy, Angelina gives us all something to howl about when she shows off both of her full moons in a shower scene.

Gia (1998)

In her mst skin-tillating performance to date, Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into an undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell.

Hell's Kitchen (1998)

Before Gordon Ramsay's reality show of the same name, Angelina's Gordon Mamsays came out in a brief moment of accidental nudity that is the highlight of this gritty drama.

Pushing Tin (1999)

This comedy will have you laughing all the way to the sperm bank after you see Angelina's topless twosome in a post-sex scene with John Cusack. Unfortunately, we don't get to see her gushing quim.

Original Sin (2001)

Angelina plays a mail-order bride whose undressed udders share screen time with the bare butt of Antonio Banderas.

Beyond Borders (2003)

In the movie that got her started on her humanitarian efforts, Angelina does the humane thing by briefly baring one bosom during a sex scene.

Taking Lives (2004)

Here Ms. Jolie plays a G-Man who gives us a glimpse at her G-spot as a man pulls up her skirt. We also get ample angles of Angelina's abundant apples.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

In the movie that gave birth to "Brangelina," our girl has yet another nip slip. Maybe somebody's bribing the wardrobe department.

And that brings us up to Angelina's latest effort. Thanks Angelina, for twelve nude scenes in fifteen years. But let's pick up the pace a little, shall we?

Maybe it's not what Spike Lee meant, but the title of his movie Get on the Bus (1996) sounds like good advice if you're vacationing in South Beach. According to the Miami Herald, up until last night when police shut down the operation, there was a long black bus outfitted like a strip club cruising the streets offering all you can drink for $40 and sex for $100. If you're not lucky enough to be in Florida, or if you're a little nervous about getting cut by a pimp or arrested by an undercover cop, I recommend you check out my list of Top 10 Heavenly Hookers and put the pimp hand down on yourself!

Today marks the 84th birthday of Sidney Lumet, a cinematic visionary who has been a presence in Hollywood since the 1950s. While Lumet has directed many classic films. I would especially like to thank him for two of his recent movies that have more than earned a place in the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame. The first is the made-for-cable drama Strip Search (2004), where we got to see a whole (hole) lot of the stunningly beautiful Maggie Gyllenhaal. She serves up mams, muff, and mudflaps repeatedly, thanks to Mr. Lumet's expert direction. The second Hall of Fame flick directed by Skinful Sidney is the 2007 thriller Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, featuring bountiful blasts of butt and bosoms by erstwhile skinflint Marisa Tomei. If he can coax that skin-candescent performance out of Marisa, I've got a long list of perpetually clothed actresses I'd like him to talk to! Happy birthday, Sidney, you god among men!

I was saddened to read today that Bilie Piper, star of Showtime's skintastic series Secret Diary of a Call Girl is beginning to have flasher's remorse. The pouty-lipped blonde complained, "Someone said to me the other day, 'What A-list stars get their tits out?' And then I started thinking, 'Oh my God, what have I done? I've ruined my future career!' This of course is ridiculous, and I would simply urge Billie to take a look at the careers of Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Helena Bonham Carter, Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie, and Maggie Gyllenhaal. That's what I call a t&A-list! Now stop worrying Billie, and show us some bush.

To commemorate the passing of George Carlin, one of comedy's greatest minds and most important innovators (and the first ever host of Saturday Night Live), I thought I'd ruminate on his most famous bit, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." Interestingly, in nearly every case, each of the seven words describes something you can see on MrSkin.com! (Thanks Mr. Carlin)

Shit. For obvious reasons, there's none of this on the site. But if you're interested, check out the infamous last scene in the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic Pink Flamingos (1972).

Piss. Like the preceding word, this one is not on the site, although one still from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon (1994) does show the painfully hot Emmanuelle Seigner about to perform the act on Peter Coyote's face.

Fuck. There's plenty of "fuck" on the pages of MrSkin.com. In fact, there's more than I can name. Just use "Real/Explicit Sex" as your search term and go to town.

Cunt. This one's equally easy. You can get started by checking out these Top Ten lists: Top 10 Hairiest Muffs, Top 10 Evas Who've Shown Beava, Top 10 Madges Who Show Vadges, and Top 10 Bush-Baring Asians. C-U Next Tuesday!

Cocksucker. This one isn't always an insult. Sometimes it's a gift from God. If you don't believe me, just check out the hardcore classic Deep Throat (1972).

Motherfucker. Another word that's not always an insult! Just take a look at the lucky motherfuckers in La Luna (1979), Spanking the Monkey (1994), and Taboo (1980).

Tits. This last dirty word is the site's sine qua non and if you can't find tits on MrSkin.com, you need to make sure you're using a computer and not an Atari 2600. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Mr. Carlin, you leave us all in your debt.

This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.

Erika's Hot Summer (1970)

A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).

Pinball Summer (1980)

Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!

One Deadly Summer (1984)

Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!

Summer Lovers (1982)

For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.

Summer School Teachers (1974)

Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.

India gained her independence from Great Britain in 1947, adopted a constitution in 1950, and acquired a nuclear arsenal in 1998. But it has taken up to now for the world's second-largest population to finally a produce a pornographic comic. The name of this comic is Savita Bhabhi and it uses classic set-ups like the traveling salesman and the horny housewife to show off how well South Asian comic artists can draw huge tits, full frontal nudity, and explicit sexuality. Not bad for a country that tried to arrest Richard Gere for kissing an actress in public last year!