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I was honored to see that once again the lovely Denise Richards mentioned MrSkin.com in her new reality series on the E!, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. In this clip Denise expresses her pride at being awarded the coveted Hall of Fame nudity award, while her so-called friend seems to be discouraging Denise from pursuing her interests in on-screen nudity and lesbianism. It's not complicated- Denise Richards should be nude!
On this date in 68, the Roman Emperor Nero, last of the Julio-Claudian line, committed suicide following a coup in which the Senate declared him an enemy of the state and bribed his bodyguards to betray him. The successor to his adopted father Claudius, who had succeeded Nero's uncle Caligula in 51, Nero, like his uncle Caligula, was notorious for his excesses and proclivities (though many of these may have been exaggerated by historians like Suetonius and Tacitus). According to the histories, Nero had his own mother Agrippina murdered, executed the apostles Peter and Paul as part of his ongoing persecutions of Christians, set fire to Rome and sang as it blazed, and castrated and married a young slave named Sporus, To learn more about Nero's debauched exploits, visit your local library or go rent the skin-friendly mini-series I, Claudius (1976). Or better yet, the unrated deluxe edition of the Tinto Brass classic Caligula (1979). You'll go from Nero to Sticky in 30 seconds!
Genesis magazine has come out with its list of the top 100 actresses in porn and I was glad to see that there were some friends of skin on the list. Following numero uno porn babe Stormy Daniels, number 2 is tempting Thai dish Tera Patrick, who did a revealing skinterview back in February. Next up is busty blonde Jesse Jane, whose skinterview is up as I write. At number 9 in the list is the delightful Gina Lynn, who gave us some words of wisdom this past March. Lovely and talented Joanna Angel, who comes in at number 18, spoke with our own Rabbi Mo Gaydau twice on the occasion of Passover, once in 2007 and again in 2008. German strudel Shy Love, number 86, gave us a skinterview that demonstrated she isn't shy at all, and stunning newcomer Stoya just did a skinterview with Maximilian Mueller that will be up in the near future. Oh boy-a!
Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song "Turbo Lover" and the fact that today marks the second anniversary of the founding of the Republic of Serbia, I thought I'd use today's blog to compile a list of the three Serbians who have made the greatest contributions to cinematic nudity. Forget ultra-nationalist dictator Slobodan Milosevic, Nobel Prize-nominated postmodern novelist Milorad Pavic, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI, these are the three people I think of when I hear the strains of "Boze pravde."
Milla Jovovich
A half-serb born in Ukraine, Milla Jovovich became a skin-stant star at the age of 16 in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) when she went topless to (in a sense) reprise the role made famous by 15 year old Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon (1980). Since coming of age, Milla's mams, muff and mudflaps have been on display in movies like Resident Evil (2002) No Good Deed (2002) and .45 (2006), where she makes out with the very nubile Aisha Tyler and gets her box munched in the shower by Sarah Strange. Nothing strange about that!
Rada Rassimov
An Italian babe of Serbian descent, Rada Rassimov's rack revelations in the X-rated skinternational sex comedy Grandeur Nature (1974) must have made both her home country and her adopted one proud. After all, between Serbia's Carpathian Mountains and Italy's Alps, both nationalities know how to appreciate a nice set of peaks.
Peter Bogdanovich
Serbian on one side and Austrian Jewish on the other, Peter Bogdanovich is a legendary figure in Hollywood, mainly because of the amazing ups and downs he has experienced. Bogdonavich was conceived as his parents were fleeing the Nazis, wrote many well-received pieces of film criticism before he began making movies, worked with Roger Corman, was a protegee of Orson Welles, was hailed as a genius for the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic The Last Picture Show (1971) then panned as a hack for At Long Last Love (1975), slept with Cybill Shepherd and doomed playmate Dorothy Stratten, then, eight years after her death, married Dorothy's 20 year old sister Louise when he was 49. If you can think of it, Peter's Bog-done-ovich'd it!
These days Angelina Jolie is in the news for so many reasons (her relationship with Brad Pitt, her pregnancy, her many adopted children, her involvement with the United Nations, and her charity work in the Third World), that it seems more important than ever to remember the real reason we should be thinking about Angelina- her fantastic on-screen nudity. Today, being her 33rd birthday, seems like a good day to look back at some of Angelina's most mam-orable performances.
Foxfire (1996)
Based on a novel by Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire tells the story of five teenaged girls who join forces to punish a teacher who has been harassing them sexually. In the process, they form a certain closeness that inspires them to get topless and tattoo each other by candlelight. Angelina shows off her top-spires!
Gia (1998)
The crowning achievement of Angelina's career came in 1998 with the premiere of the HBO biopic Gia, based on the life of heroin-addicted bisexual supermodel Gia Carangi. Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into am undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell, who would later go on to star in the hit TV show Lost. But the only thing you're liable to lose watching these two is about a half a pint of your DNA.
Original Sin (2001)
In 2001, Angelina starred opposite hunky Hispanic heartthrob Antonio Banderas in the drama Original Sin. As a mail order bride, she performs her wifely duties with admirable alacrity, promptly stripping down to nada and hopping in bed with her horny hombre, revealing her rack and rump in a scene that will make you add the sin of Onan to the Original Sin with which your were born.
Taking Lives (2004)
Serial killer flick Taking Lives finds Angelina playing an FBI profiler who shows off her own profile when she gives us a side view of her toplessness during a sex scene with some fool who looks like (and indeed who is) novelist Ethan Hawke. Taking lives will have you taking five for a little alone time in the bathroom.
Theodora Richards, daughter of legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is showing her Little T&A in German magazine Max and unlike Some Girls who Let It Bleed, Theodora isn't in need of an Emotional Rescue. In fact, She's So Cold that she'll suggest, "Let's Spend the Night Together" and then, As Tears Go By, will complain "I Can't Get No Satisfaction," tell you to "Get Off of My Cloud" and go for her Mother's Little Helper in the bedside drawer. She's a Rainbow with a Heart of Stone, but the Bitch is Hot Stuff.
Today marks the 268th birthday of one of history's most notorious figures, the Divine Marquis, Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade. The Marquis de Sade's name is synonymous with perversion and sexual license, although Sade's writings more than his life reflect an obsession with debauchery, excess, and transgression. Since not everyone is likely to find time to read his many novels, plays, and essays, I've compiled a list of essential viewing for the Sadean skinephile.
Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion (1970)
Jess Franco's adaptation of Sade's Eugenie de Franval moves the action from the 18th to the 20th century and stars Swedish sweetheart Marie Liljedahl as the titular naif who gets corrupted spending a weekend with the older and worldlier Maria Rohm. Check out the redlit lesbo scene between the two women- it's a skinstant classic!
Justine de Sade (1972)
Based on the story of Sade's impossibly put-upon but pluckily Pollyanna-ish heroine Justine, the oddly titled Justine de Sade features the naked talent of Alice Arno, who puts her rack, rump on rug on display over and over again as she goes from one group of sadistic sex maniacs to the next, exemplifying Sade's subititle for Justine, "The Misfortunes of Virtue."
Justine and Juliette (1975)
While Justine is constantly being abused by everyone who she comes across without being corrupted herself, her separated-at-birth sister Juliette is corrupt and depraved from the start and is just as much a victimizer as Justine is a victim. This juxtaposition is the basis for the raunchy sex comedy Justine and Juliette starring, as the two sisters, Marie Forsa and Anne Bie Warburg, who share a fully nude outdoor lesbo love scene in the 1976 sex comedy Bel Ami. It may not be skin-cestuous, but its close enough!
Salo (1975)
When Sade died, he believed that the manuscript for his masterpiece 120 Days of Sodom, which he wrote on a long sheet of parchment and concealed in a crack in the wall of his prison cell, had been lost forever. But he was wrong and the unfinished manuscript was eventually found and published in 1904 and went on to be the skin-spiration for Salo, the final film of famed Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini, completed before a teenaged hustler murdered him by running him over with Pasolini's own car. Sade's novel tells the story of a group of debauched nobles who hide themselves away in a country estate to indulge their increasingly violent lusts with a stable of male and female prostitutes. Pasolini sets the story during World War II and replaces Sade's nobles with fascists, but leaves in all the violence and depraved sex (including coprophagia). Not for the faint of heart, Salo is gross-out cinema whose gore gives Herschell Gordon Lewis a run for his money and whose skin will make you run for the Kleenex!
Today is the 31st birthday of one of my favorite British racktresses, London native Rachel Stirling. So it seems like a good time to muse on her greatest work to date, the lesbian-laden three-part BBC miniseries Tipping the Velvet. In this Sapphic serial, the title of which is old British slang for rug-munching, Rachel plays a working class oyster picker who becomes a high-class clam digger when she discovers the hidden world of Victorian vag-itarians. Over the course of her sexual awakening, Rachel grinds groins with other girls, gets her carpet cleaned, and even walks among a crowd of women wearing nothing but gold body paint and a huge strap-on dildo. Rachel's hotness comes with a pedigree; her mother is Diana Rigg (Emma Peel from The Avengers), who was second only to The Beatles as Britain's hottest export in the swinging sixties.
