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Formerly called Finding t.A.T.u. and now called You and I, Mischa Barton's new lesbo-themed film doesn't seem to be getting the actress as excited as she should probably be. Apparently the OC babe has gone AWOL during a UK press junket. Hopefully, the movie has inspired her to go seek out some real lesbo liaisons with London's ladies.

I've been a fan of horror maverick Jim Van Bebber since his debut film, the low budget and super-violent street gang flick Deadbeat at Dawn. Now, Dark Sky Films has released VanBebbber's entire corpus in a DVD box set called Visions of Hell: The Films of Jim Van Bebber. It contains his two feature films, Deadbeat at Dawn (1988) and The Manson Family (2003) as well as his short films like Roadkill: The Last Days of John Martin (1994) and My Sweet Satan. This box set is a must for fans of exploitation cinema, and the fact that Jim doesn't skimp on skin (especially when it comes to the wall-to-wall naked hippy chicks of The Manson Family) makes this my pick for DVD of the week!

Illinois native Denise Richards, best known to readers of Mr. Skin as the incredibly hot blonde who got topless and made out with Neve Campbell in the Hall-of-Fame skinstant classic Wild Things (1998), did me yet another solid by mentioning this site on the first episode of her new reality series on the E!, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. In the scene, Trish, one of Denise's close girlfriends, looks her up on MrSkin.com and then proclaims that this is going to take their friendship to a whole new level. I have to say, I like where this is going, no matter how complicated it gets.

Classy London Lassie Joan Collins became America's favorite bitch as Alexis Carrington in the nighttime soap Dynasty in 1981. But before that, she was the bitch in The Bitch. On this, the occasion of Joan's 75th birthday, I think it's high time to remind everyone how spankable this cultural icon truly is. To that worthy end, here is a list of three must-see movies for fans of St. Joan.

Oh, Alfie! (1975)

In this late sequel to the 1966 comedy Alfie, Joan plays the catcher to the designated pitcher and compulsive womanizer of the title. She'll get you to third base in about half a second when she bares her forty-something funbags.

The Stud (1978)

The Stud tells the story of a young hung waiter who decides to improve his lot in life by pounding his pecker into the pudendae of wealthy married woman. One of his cock deposit/cash withdrawal ATM s is played by Joan Collins, who shows boos and butt and has an orgy scene in a pool with two guys and another girl.

The Bitch (1979)

In this sequel to The Stud Joan plays an insatiable disco-dancing cougar and gets topless in the first few minutes of the movie. A classic slice of late seventies sleaze filled with sex, showering and disco dancing.

27 minutes into the 1992 skinstant classic Basic Instinct, star Sharon Stone vaulted into instant and lasting stardom when she uncrossed her legs and flashed her pink parts at a very sweaty Wayne Knight. Now, more than 15 years later, Sharon appears to have decided that the world has been deprived of the sight of her snatch long enough and has made a repeat performance for some lucky photographers, spreading her legs and showing her cameltoe covered in a nearly transparent pair of panties. Thanks for sharin', Ms. Stone!

British R&B singer Joss Stone is really hot to begin with. Most skinsperts agree that Joss has been overdue for a nude scene since about ten seconds past midnight on her 18th birthday. Though she has appeared in one film, the fantasy epic Eragon (2006), she dashed my fantasy to pieces by keeping her clothes on. In 2005, she was voted the sexiest female vegetarian in the world, beating Alicia Silverstone and Pam Anderson. Now it seems that Joss wants to become the world's sexiest vag-itarian as well. After she broke up with her boyfriend Beau Dozier in June of 2007, Joss informed the press she might be leaving the pole for the hole, musing, "I think I'll have to turn lesbian." Everyone thought she was joking at the time, but this week pictures from the set of her new movie Snappers surfaced that show the Sapphic soul singer enthusiastically tongue-banging another girl's face. They say in every joke there's a seed of truth. And the truth is that Joss will probably be hanging out with rug-munching butch techno DJ's before Christmas. I just hope there are going to be cameras present!

On this date in Skinstory eleven years ago, Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction was released on an unsuspecting public. PI3 is the third entry in a franchise of movies about home-wrecking Lolitas that began in 1992 with Poison Ivy starring Drew Barrymore as a big-haired teenage seductress who works her magic on a wealthy father and daughter. This move also marks the nude debut of Kinston, North Carolina's most famous export since Mitchell's Christian Singers- blonde stunner Jaime Pressley . Jaime shows off her truly remarkable T&A to great effect, outstripping the original Poison Ivy (which garnered two stars for brief nudity) to get a four star rating and be admitted into Mr. Skin's Hall of Fame. Although there is no actual poison ivy (or poison oak, or poison sumac) in this film, viewing it may cause redness and chafing for some (that is to say, all) male viewers

I have long been a fan of the Muscovite pseudo-lesbo duo t.A.T.u. (AKA Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova). I've followed the girls' career from their first English language single, the Sapphic synth-pop hit "All the Things She Said," to their 2004 reality series Podnebesnaya, which aired (unfortunately) only on Russian TV. For my money, they're the best Lesbyterian dance music group since Fem2Fem, the early 90s techno combo that featured aptly monikered scream queen Lezlie Deane. While t.A.T.u's crop-topped brunette Yulia Volkova has gone topless a couple of times before, the new t.A.T.u. video, "Beliy Plaschik", is the first time we get a good look at the milky mams of the historically skin-gy (and currently pregnant) firecrotch Lena Katina. That'll put a gremlin up your kremlin!