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Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be T&Amazed!
In case you missed it, be sure to check out PART ONE!
1) Candy Samples = Helen Mirren
Dame Helen has won three Golden Globes and four SAG awards; 48EE Candy deserved like honors as a natural porn pioneer.
2) Hyapatia Lee = Alyssa Milano
Victoria Lynch took the name Hyapatia to honor her Cherokee heritage; Alyssa has Charmed us since Who’s The Boss?
3) Jenna Jameson = Britney Spears
The blondes reportedly had a lesbian liaison in Aug. 2002; both have since divorced, Brit had kids & Jenna had twins.
4) Gloria Leonard = Patricia Heaton
Political opposites, but matching M.I.L.F.s, Gloria published High Society magazine while Patty has an estate in England.
5) Teri Weigel = Teri Hatcher
Weigel’s middle name is Susan—same as Hatcher’s Desperate Housewife—but the legit actress is the abused double divorcée.
6) Georgina Spelvin = Maggie Gyllenhaal
Superb acting and an unusual but undeniable sensuality link this duo; The Devil in Miss Jones could be the porn The Dark Knight.
7) Jean Jennings = Alison Lohman
Alison says “I look younger than my age”; Jean was 18 in Autobiography of a Flea, then quit porn in ’77 to wed Joe (Maniac) Spinell!
8) Heather Lere = Hayden Panettiere
Love Me, Love My Butt was one of Heather’s top titles, so the 4’11” blonde must be one of Hayden’s top Heroes.
9) Veronica Hart = Debra Messing
Veronica was the inspiration for porn queen Amber Waves in Boogie Nights; there but for the Grace of Will could go Deb!
10) Kelly Nichols = Sharon Osbourne
Sharon has a daughter named Kelly and now stars on The X-Factor. Nichols was Jessica Lange’s body double in 1976’s King Kong.
11) Seka = Jessica Lange
Born five days (and five years) apart, Seka was called “The Platinum Princess,” while Jess became the “Golden Girl” with two Oscars.
12) Nancy Suiter = Abbie Cornish
Likely the loveliest ever, Nancy vanished in 1980 to either white slavery or millionaire marriage; Abbie stole Ryan Phillippe from Reese Witherspoon.
13) Shauna Grant = Ali Larter
If Nancy Suiter wasn’t the most beautiful ever, Shauna was; she shot herself at 20 in 1984. "I’m pretty good with a gun,” says Ali.
14) Linda Wong = Carrie Ann Inaba
All-time alluring Asian Linda ODed on Xanax in 1987 yet lives on in the mole of fellow Hawaiian Dancing with the Stars judge Inaba.
15) Mary Mendum = Marcia Cross
The most unsung actress of the Age, a.k.a. Rebecca Brooke, ever the Desperate Housewife—the cross Marcia now bares.
16) Nina Hartley = Jane Krakowski
“Openly bisexual" Nina lived in a ménage-à-trois with a husband and wife for 20 years, while Broadway Jane has “never married.”
17) Jesie St. James = Maria Bello
Two slim hardbodies who epitomize mature sensuality, Jesie starred in Easy and Charli, Maria in ER and Coyote Ugly.
18) Samantha Fox = Fran Drescher
Before the singer there was the sex star (née Stasia Micula) who lived with Kelly Nichols. Franny could have been their Nanny!
19) Vanessa Del Rio = Sara Ramirez
The porn star’s Puerto Rican, the Grey’s Anatomy star Mexican; both are muy caliente! “My blowjobs really rocked!,” says VDR.
20) Linda Lovelace = Katie Holmes
Forget the "Farris Deal”: Linda Boreman had the gift for Deep Throat, but we prefer The Gift that keeps on giving!
Comments
BTW, did you know Teagan recently divorced her husband, Tyler Durden--former porn star of What Would Tyler Durden Do? blog fame--after charging him with beating her up. Aptly it appears, Durden took his name from Brad Pitt's "psychopathic" character in the film "Fight Club."
Jenna Jameson and Kendra Wilkinson from E!'s "Girls Next Door" are lookalikes. In fact I stopped to watch some celebrities trying to he hip-hop stars reality show once thinking Jenna was on it, but it was actually Kendra.
But I still say Sheryl Crow was a dead ringer for Tabitha Stevens. Before she went all crazy w/the plastic surgery = (