Don't Worry Fellas, There WILL be a Three-Breasted Hooker in the Total Recall Remake

Skin Central's been skeptical about the upcoming remake of Total Recall (1990), mostly because it's guaranteed to have a PG-13 rating. The PG-13 kiss of death preempts one of our favorite, and certainly one of the most MAM-orable, moments in the film- Lycia Naff's portrayal of a three-titted trollop who works the gambling dens and watering holes of Mars.

Now, in a new interview with Collider.com, director Len Wiseman confirms that the movie will be a "hard PG-13". There's little consolation for nudity lovers there, but Wiseman also confirmed that footage is being shot for an "unrated" version of the film, including this skinteresting tit-bit...

I just shoot as I shoot. It’s not so much of “Now I’m going to do the rated-R cut”… [But] there’s specific things. There’s different versions of the three-breasted woman… [The new film] is its own take on [the story], but… you can’t make Total Recall without certain things.

Phew, we feel much better. Remake away, Wiseman!

You can see all 22 minutes and 54 seconds of the Collider interview here, and be sure to check out the original Total Recall (1990) right here on MrSkin.com!