Skincoming DVDs for December 8, 2009

Mr. Skin's DVD Pick of the the Week

The Alphabet Killer (2008)—Blu-ray
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Eliza Dushku (breasts)
The crime thriller The Alphabet Killer (2008) is loosely based on a string of murders that occurred near Rochester, New York, in the early 1970s in which each victim had matching first and last initials. The film follows Megan Paige (Eliza Dushku), a police officer who is assigned to investigate the rape and murder of the first young victim and subsequently suffers a nervous breakdown and loses her grip on reality. She also loses her grip on her shirt, flashing her T’s for the very first time. The only thing you’ll be killing while watching The Alphabet Killer is S-P-E-R-M.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)—Blu-ray
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Krissy Carlson (body double—breasts)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) is a mockumentary about aspiring serial killer Leslie Vernon (Nathan Baesel). A student video crew is following the Freddy-and-Jason-worshipping slasher as he makes strides toward realizing his dream of causing nightmares from coast to coast; he has a mentor—retired liquidator Scott Wilson—and an encyclopedic mind for all things slasher. Nate details the prerequisites and styles of killing, and the cameras look on as he plans his spree in the hopes of becoming a big name in the kill game. When his slayings begin, the co-ed documentarians have to decide whether it's worth it to keep filming (and become big names in the doc game), or if they should try to put a stop to his deadly deeds. In the tradition of Man Bites Dog (1992), Behind the Mask satirizes our mass-media fixation with grime and gore, but this film adds slasher-flick references and deconstructs the genre too. It's a "cheeky, low-budget goof on slice-and-dice horror films," said The Boston Globe, and it's "a lot cleverer than Scream."

The Brigitte Bardot Classic Collection: The Night Heaven Fell (1958)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Brigitte Bardot (breasts, butt)
Director Roger Vadim had already made a star out of Brigitte Bardot with And God Created Woman (1956). The depressing French classic The Night Heaven Fell (1957) made for the happy return of B.B. and her bodacious boobies. She’s bulging out of her clothes as a young girl sent off to Spain to live with her aunt. Stephen Boyd is a young local whose sister has committed suicide, most likely because of Brigitte’s creepy uncle. The uncle beats the hell out of Stephen, but he gets to enjoy some revenge by seducing Brigitte’s aunt. Boyd even nails the niece, too. Unfortunately, all that family fun leads to some bitterness that results in a murder trial. There won’t be any mystery about what's under Bardot's costume, though, once you see the glory of young Brigitte’s bod.

The Brigitte Bardot Classic Collection: Ms. Don Juan (1973)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Brigitte Bardot (FFN, butt), Jane Birkin (FFN)
Ms. Don Juan (1973) reunited director Roger Vadim with his ex-wife and former muse Brigitte Bardot, as the female reincarnate of the libidinous Don Juan. Brigitte doesn't disappoint as the infamous lover; from orgies to lipstick lesbianism and even a cleric defrocking, she seduces every man she can, including a champion archer, a government official, a professor, a singer, a friend's husband, and her cousin the priest. But Brigitte is not happy unless she also destroys them. If you've got to go down, it may as well be between Brigitte's beautiful legs!

Frat Party (2009)
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Erica Day (breasts), Jesse Jane (breasts), Stacy Leigh (breasts), Jasna Novosel (breasts), Michelle Sim (breasts)
The raucous collegiate sex comedy Frat Party (2009) follows big man on campus Duffy (Randy Wayne) as he throws one last wild kegger the night before he is to marry rich heiress Caroline D'Amore, whose father will stop at nothing to prevent the wedding. As the party rages, we get to see skin from a whole bevy of babes, including Erica Day, Jasna Novosel, Stacy Leigh, and Michelle Sim. Nice kappas, girls!

Ghosted (2009)
STUDIO: First Run Features
NUDE: Inga Busch (breasts)
After her Taiwanese lesbian lover (Ai-ling Chen) becomes the victim of an unsolved murder, German artist Sophie (Inga Busch) is driven into the arms (and bed) of a journalist (Ting-Ting Hu) who's secretly investigating the crime in the mystery thriller Ghosted (2009). You’ll be forever haunted by the sight of Inga’s thing-as as she bumps fortune cookies with with her new Asian gal pal. Ting-ting-a-ling!

Hooking Up (2008)
STUDIO: MTI
NUDE: Michelle DiBenedetti (breasts), Leah Viens-Gordon (breasts), Alison Whitney (breasts)
When horny high-school girl April (Allyson Muñoz) suddenly becomes very popular after letting a bunch of guys bang her at a house party, her best friend Michelle (Leah Viens-Gordon) decides to follow her lead in the comedy-drama Hooking Up (2008). Meanwhile, their lovestruck friend Caroline (Alison Whitney) allows her older boyfriend (Corey Feldman) to use her, April’s brother (Jim deProphetis) and Michelle’s crush (Ted Sangalis) trade sexual urban legends, and their chemistry teacher (Bronson Pinchot) tries to avoid being seduced by any of his students. Along the way, Alison, Leah, and Michelle DiBenedetti hook us up with some naked boobage.

Sins of the Father (2004)
STUDIO: Brain Damage
NUDE: Syn DeVil (breasts), Isabelle Stephen (FFN)
Set in the year 2012, the low-budget horror flick Sins of the Father (2004) is the final movie in a trilogy that includes The Tenement (2003) and Fear of the Dark (2001). The movie stars Richard Redmond as Peter Jacobs, a washed-up actor who returns to his hometown to write his memoirs and investigate the murder of his wife and child fifteen years before. His search leads him to a terminally ill serial killer (Pete Barker) who wants to tell his story. Along with the sins of the father, we also get to see the skin of topless Syn Devil and fully frontal Isabelle Stephen.