Editorial Features

We interview a lot of interesting people here on the Mr. Skin blog, but few of them can say their work is as important as Joe Rubin's.

Joe basically came out of the womb an exploitation fanatic and has been amassing an impressive private collection of vintage exploitation and erotic cinema since he was a teenager. Now he's also launched a digital restoration company, Process Blue, that specializes in rescuing exploitation and X-rated films from obscurity and giving these long-neglected artifacts the respect that they deserve. Joe says that often when he contacts directors about restoring their films, they are shocked and touched to realize (often for the first time) that their work is remembered and appreciated as art. That's something that Process Blue is trying to change.

Process Blue is getting off to an auspicious start by participating in the excellent restorations of Radley Metzger's "Henry Paris" films in partnership with DistribPix and with the very exciting project they're working on now: a Kickstarter campaign to restore three previously "lost" films by exploitation legend Herschell Gordon Lewis.

We talked to Joe at his home base just around the corner from the Mr. Skin offices, where he told us about his massive collection, his work with Process Blue, and the unmatchable elegance of Kelly Nichols.

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We here at Skin Central have a confession to make. We have failed you. It turns out that May is National Masturbation Month, a faptastic celebration of acts of self-love that we only found out about yesterday. True, every month is Masturbation Month here at Mr. Skin, but Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired as Attorney General in May 1995 for saying masturbation is fun and something something.

Anyway, we really ought to have been at the vanguard of this masturbation celebration- the comics uber-nerds camped out for days to be the first ones to see The Avengers, and thus should we have been the first to tell you you are encouraged, nay, obligated, to jerk off more than usual in May.

But it's not too late! In penance, we humbly offer up Mr. Skin's Masturbation Scenes playlist, featuring starlets like Natalie Portman and Shannon Elizabeth flicking the bean as well as edgy Euro babes like Lou Charmelle (above) and Elena Anaya giving themselves real lube jobs with vibrators and dildos.

So grab your lucky sock and some lube, fire up the monitor, turn off your phone, and celebrate. Happy masturbating!

We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.

Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.

Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.

We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).

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Did you remember to call your mom this Mother's Day?

Good. Now unplug the phone and settle in for our brand-spanking nude Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist, the ultimate collection of hot Hollywood MILFs and their even hotter daughters. You can see the MAM-ily resemblance as stars like Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri-Martino, Jane Birkin and her daughters Charlotte Gainsbourg and Lou Doillon, Lisa Bonet and her daughter Zoe Kravitz, and even Thora Birch and her porn star mom Carol Connors demonstrate the miracle of genetics by baring the family jewels side by side.

Say "spanks" to Hollywood's hottest dynasties with our Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist right here at MrSkin.com!

Yeah, we've been on a bit of a heavy-metal cooking kick lately. So what? When the baker is a cool-as-shit metalhead chick like Metalcakes' Kathy Bejma, you don't ask questions. You just throw the horns. Kathy's head-banging blog Metalcakes combines her twin passions for heavy music and sweet pastries while paying witty tribute to her favorite bands like Slayer (Reign in Blood Cakes), Judas Priest (Hell Bent for Cupcakes), Cannibal Corpse (Edible Autopsy Cakes) and Skeletonwitch (who have two cupcakes named in their honor, Beyond the Permafrosting and The Infernal Resur-Reese's).

Kathy lent her creative touch to an interview with Skin Central here in Chicago, where she gave us baking tips for the long-haired set, wistfully recalls Apollonia's tits in Purple Rain (1985), and tells us, among others, what a Jane Fonda and a Joanna Angel cupcake would taste like. Anybody else getting hungry?

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Today is officially Administrative Professionals' Day, so give your favorite office administrator a hug today (or not, depending on your company's sexual harassment policy).

This year's theme, according to their website, is "admins, the pulse of the office," so if you're nostalgic for the days when the lady at the front desk was called a "secretary," not an "office administrator" (or if you just saw it on Mad Men and thought it sounded cool), then get your pulse pumping with our Hottest Office Administratives playlist. Not only do these nasty note-takers take dictation, they also take...well, you know.

Plus, give yourself a raise with hot office spanking scenes from Californication and Secretary (2002) right here at MrSkin.com!

You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It's when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, "Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk," but instead you say "Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock." Freudian slip!

TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com. Keep fucking that chicken...uhm, we mean, enjoy.

Happy Hitler's birthday!

Skin Central doesn't see how that's different from stoners toking up every other day of the year, but hey, who are we to be a buzzkill? Especially when the stoners in question are sexy, female and naked, a phenomenon so popular, there's an entire website devoted to just that. Hot potheads exposing their kind chest buds while sucking on a long glass object with more than a passing resemblance to a schlong...put that in your pipe and smoke it.