Editorial Features

We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.

Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.

Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.

We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).

More after the jump!

Did you remember to call your mom this Mother's Day?

Good. Now unplug the phone and settle in for our brand-spanking nude Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist, the ultimate collection of hot Hollywood MILFs and their even hotter daughters. You can see the MAM-ily resemblance as stars like Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri-Martino, Jane Birkin and her daughters Charlotte Gainsbourg and Lou Doillon, Lisa Bonet and her daughter Zoe Kravitz, and even Thora Birch and her porn star mom Carol Connors demonstrate the miracle of genetics by baring the family jewels side by side.

Say "spanks" to Hollywood's hottest dynasties with our Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist right here at MrSkin.com!

Yeah, we've been on a bit of a heavy-metal cooking kick lately. So what? When the baker is a cool-as-shit metalhead chick like Metalcakes' Kathy Bejma, you don't ask questions. You just throw the horns. Kathy's head-banging blog Metalcakes combines her twin passions for heavy music and sweet pastries while paying witty tribute to her favorite bands like Slayer (Reign in Blood Cakes), Judas Priest (Hell Bent for Cupcakes), Cannibal Corpse (Edible Autopsy Cakes) and Skeletonwitch (who have two cupcakes named in their honor, Beyond the Permafrosting and The Infernal Resur-Reese's).

Kathy lent her creative touch to an interview with Skin Central here in Chicago, where she gave us baking tips for the long-haired set, wistfully recalls Apollonia's tits in Purple Rain (1985), and tells us, among others, what a Jane Fonda and a Joanna Angel cupcake would taste like. Anybody else getting hungry?

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Today is officially Administrative Professionals' Day, so give your favorite office administrator a hug today (or not, depending on your company's sexual harassment policy).

This year's theme, according to their website, is "admins, the pulse of the office," so if you're nostalgic for the days when the lady at the front desk was called a "secretary," not an "office administrator" (or if you just saw it on Mad Men and thought it sounded cool), then get your pulse pumping with our Hottest Office Administratives playlist. Not only do these nasty note-takers take dictation, they also take...well, you know.

Plus, give yourself a raise with hot office spanking scenes from Californication and Secretary (2002) right here at MrSkin.com!

You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It's when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, "Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk," but instead you say "Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock." Freudian slip!

TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com. Keep fucking that chicken...uhm, we mean, enjoy.

Happy Hitler's birthday!

Skin Central doesn't see how that's different from stoners toking up every other day of the year, but hey, who are we to be a buzzkill? Especially when the stoners in question are sexy, female and naked, a phenomenon so popular, there's an entire website devoted to just that. Hot potheads exposing their kind chest buds while sucking on a long glass object with more than a passing resemblance to a schlong...put that in your pipe and smoke it.

You've heard of the Air Guitar World Championships, right? There's even a documentary on them, if you're interested.

But you've probably never heard of the Air Sex World Championships...at least, we hadn't until recently. Sponsored by FleshLight (of course), Air Sex is a form of, oh, let's just call it "performance art" where competitors simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner in front of a room full of people.

The official air sex website says that air sex must be done to music and should be "about" 2 minutes long, but "unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules...The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real." Good to know.

Air Sex was invented in Japan (of course it was), and events are held all over the USA, but it has proven immensely popular in Austin, Texas, a town that really values its weirdos and which holds bimonthly fake facial-offs at the Alamo Drafthouse.

Yes, but is Air Sex, you know, sexy? It depends on the air sex-er, really. At its best, it's an opportunity to see hot, attention-seeking drama-club types strip to their bras and hump the floor without the high cover charge of a strip club. At its worst, it's chubby bearded guys pretending to make out with thin air. But hey, at least it's never boring.

See some highlights from the annals of Air Sexing after the jump!

Looking for something nude to watch on Netflix Instant? So is the creator of a new website called BateFlix, which rather misleadingly bills itself as "the best porn on Netflix" (which doesn't actually have any XXX titles, or what most of us would think of as "hardcore porn").

Technology blog VentureBeat describes BateFlix as "a cross between Netflix recommendation search engine InstantWatcher and Mr. Skin," and indeed BateFlix's nudity-ratings format and search categories will be, shall we say, familiar to Mr. Skin users.

Bateflix does give users the opportunity to put in their 2 cents, including such insights as "She gets railed and abused by some bigshot, eventually James Bond appears and sexes her too" (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, 2011) and "That chick from saved by the bell dances does full frontal. The plot is not bad either." (Showgirls, 1995). However, unlike Mr. Skin, BateFlix does not provide specific "fast-forward to" information, nor does it provide pics and clips of the the 6,411 Netflix Instant titles in their database.

So 'bator, please. Mr. Skin has 31,360 titles in his nude database, and unlike BateFlix, we actually show you the good parts. So accept no substitutions...MrSkin.com, fast-forwarding to the good parts since 1999!