Get your Jolies-It's Angelina Jolie!

If ever one single body part could embody someone's entire personality, it would be the storied lips of Angelina Jolie. Impossibly puffy, pouty, and pink, those infamous, sensuous smackers perfectly personify the sweltering seductress that lies beyond the parted pair. Those lips have come to symbolize female sensuality-like a siren's song, they reduce all men and most women to quivering, helpless piles of lust.

But Angie is so much more than just a pair of kissers. The rest of her body mimics the swollen softness that sits on her face, from her impossibly-and naturally-stacked chest to her supple seat . . . not to mention her talent and insatiable appetite for lust!

As she's a constant fixture at the top of all "World's Sexiest" lists, you might think that Angelina was beamed directly from Venus, but surprisingly, she's a human being, begat by French babe Marcheline Bertrand and Midnight Cowboy himself, actor Jon Voight. In fact, her first screen credit is in one of Pop's movies, Lookin' to Get Out (1982). But we still had a few years to wait before Ang would be lookin' to get out of her clothing!

A modeling career in her teens led to music-video work-she played the muse in vids by The Rolling Stones and Lenny Kravitz-and her onscreen presence was so captivating that Angelina, who'd been taking drama classes for years, began an acting career of her own. She responded with a starring role in the sci-fi sequel Cyborg 2 (1993) (Picture: 1), in which she pulled the rarest and most honored of traditions: debut de-boobs!

The barely legal beauty wasted no time getting those Jolie jubblies out again, either. In the computer drama Hackers (1995) (Picture: 1 - 2), Angie played a pixie-haired cyberstunner who let costar Jonny Lee Miller download her mamnificent megabytes. Nice stackers, hacker! Their onscreen romance bled into real life, and the pair married-allegedly wearing shirts smeared with each other's blood-the following year.

1996 marked the beginning of another important relationship in Angelina's life. It was on the set of the teen-girl-gang flick Foxfire (1996) (Picture: 1) that she met Asian model, costar, and avowed cha-cha chewer Jenny Shimizu (Picture: 1). "I would probably have married Jenny if I hadn't married my husband. I fell in love with her the first second I saw her," Jolie gushed. Literally gushed: The two started up a steamy same-sex romance on set that lasted, on and off, for years. Their passion is on display in Foxfire when Ang breastfully bestows a homemade tattoo upon also-topless Jenny. Which just proves that long before Angelina was adopting cute little Asian kids, she was making out with them!

Foxfire (1996) In Mojave Moon (1996) (Picture: 1), Ang unclothed again. Still no Mojave Moon or Poon, but no one noticed because of her eagerness to further the plot with her Jolie rogers! No such luck with Playing God (1997), which was a box-office bomb, most likely as a direct result of Angelina pulling the unforgivable crime of keeping her clothing on her body.

After separating from Miller, the lush-lipped lust bomb hit the boob tube to perv-fectly embody tragic 1970s supermodel Gia Carangi in the made for TV biopic Gia (1998) (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3). In addition to providing the best views of her bare bod thus far-including the first display of duff-Ang hit the sheets with lusty Lost looker Elizabeth Mitchell (Picture: 1) in one of the hands down (your pants) greatest girl-girl scenes of all time! "I love doing lesbian love scenes," omnivorously omnisexual Angie said. "Before I did my lesbian scenes in Gia, I talked to actresses who said love scenes are easier with another woman than a man. It's different being with another woman because it produces a different sexual spark. It's a little dangerous and exciting."

Gia-zus, that was one impressive rack, and Angelina, not being a fool, graciously slipped nip again while turning up the heat on our burners for Hell's Kitchen (1998) (Picture: 1) and was a pusher of tits in Pushing Tin (1999) (Picture: 1). But it was her role as a mentally troubled babe in Girl, Interrupted (1999) that finally earned her the widespread critical acclaim she deserved. And she won her first Oscar . . . even without showing her Golden Globes! "I'm so in love with my brother right now," she said during her acceptance speech, and although she and bro James Haven have since vehemently denied any hanky-panky, the rumors that Angie was a real brotherfucker continue to this day.

Gia (1998)"I know I present myself as many things; I've been very sexual, yet I've always been monogamous. I feel both masculine and feminine. I understand that side of men that encompasses the lone person. I have the restless spirit of a man," Jolie once said, and she was restlessly spirited away in 2000 by toothy thespian Billy Bob Thornton, her Pushing Tin costar. Frequently snapped in public clinches with his wife, Billy famously said, "We just fucked in the limo on the way here" while walking the red carpet. The provocative pair was even rumored to wear vials of each other's blood around their necks!

Mrs. Thornton remained bloody hot, and one of her most rapturously raunchy schtup scenes can be found in Original Sin (2001) (Picture: 1). Watch in wonder as lucky Antonio Banderas romps with a shirtless Jolie in the bed, in the bath, and beyond. Original skin!

After traveling to Cambodia to play the titular video-game character in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), Jolie became increasingly interested in human rights, the plight of the underprivileged, and orphans, and in 2002 she adopted her first child, Maddox, from Cambodia. She and Thornton split soon after, and Angelina's work soon began to mirror the life changes she was making. Gone were the provocative, dark sex 'n' death flicks of her youth, and in their place came animated children's movies like Shark Tale (2004) and the relief-worker drama Beyond Borders (2003) (Picture: 1), but ever the trouper, she still managed to extend beyond the borders of her clothing in the latter with a quick flash of funbag. Now that's how we spell relief!

Despite the title of Taking Lives (2004) (Picture: 1 - 2), the movie was light on the murder and heavy on the killer flesh. A bout of banging on a dresser led to luscious looks at Angie's upper deck and even a quick glance, at long last, at the lips that lay below her belt. Pucker up!

Original Sin (2001)And when she starred in the action remake Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) (Picture: 1), America's Sexiest Woman was paired onscreen with America's Sexiest Man, Brad Pitt, and they quickly became costars in real life after Pitt left wife Jennifer Aniston. Brad adopted Jolie's son Maddox, and together they began a multi-hued international family-adopted children Zahara and Pax and biological baby Brad-alike Shiloh.

Now happily settled in France with Brad and their moppets, Angelina's taking a short break to concentrate on family-and how! She's pregnant with the next generation of lush-lipped Jolie-Pitts: twin girls! Though if her coin slot showing of upper crackage in her latest skindeavor, Wanted (2008), is any skindication, humanitarian work and motherhood can't put a damper on Angie's inescapable sex appeal. After all, this is the woman who loves being pregnant because, "It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

You can bet that all of the skincomparable Angelina Jolie's future endeavors, whether they involve film, relief work, or family, will be served with a healthy dose of sizzle. Oscars, kids, romantic commitment-there's nothing she hasn't put (or shown) under her belt!