Golden Shower of Tits: Keeley Hazell and Kate Moss Nakedly Embossed

Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses – from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum, to boot – have turned into Golden Girls. Not in the Dorothy-and-Sophia sense (yet), but in very direct interpretation of the concept.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a boob-bastic two-gunned salute to the recent Olympic games. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object in human history. And quite the tush, to boot(y)!