By Tyrone "Dollar" Green
The female mouth is an organ incomplete until its sucking on another organ located further south on its male partner. The union between man and woman is never more rewarding than when she's on her knees and he's flossing her teeth with that most sensitive instrument. The next best thing to having the pleasure of a blowjob is watching another suck-seed. But after seeing a gaggle of porn stars get messy facials even this beautiful act of love can becomes blas?
That's why Skin Central has combed through its archives to pluck that moist elusive prey from our extensive databanks: the mainstream act-chest in the penetrating performance of putting his moneymaker where her mouth is. Some do it for art. Some do it because the temptation of a hard-on that close to their lips is too delicious a treat not to sample. Some do it because … well, who cares why as long as they do. And do it they do.
The French have been ahead of the curve of giving head on camera. Those beret-spinning beauties have always been willing to push the envelope when delivering skin onscreen. And many of the movies listed below come from France, where the girls don't wear no underpants and their mouths are filled with dick-cheese.
But Americans have much to be proud of on the frontlines of the oral war. The independent films are like the infantry leading the battle for more lick-smacking action. And many a hot-pants civilian has jumped on a live groin grenade to service and protect. Purple (headed) Hearts decorate the brave and hungry heroes such Pamela Anderson
and Tonya Harding
, both of whom inspire us all with the hardness they elicit.
So, enjoy this collection of open-mouth wonders and single-handedly applaud the work of these tireless practitioners of perversion listed alphabetically. There is no way to rank them, as each time a dick gets wrapped in a salivating pair of puckered lips everybody wins. Let's just hope the trend is growing, because seeing it makes something grow in our pants.
Baise moi (2000)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Karen Bach, Raffa? Anderson
loosely translates to "fuck me," and stars Karen Bach
and Raffa? Anderson
know a thing or two about fucking (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3
). This sexually explicit film may have sent a charge through the pants of mainstream moviegoers, but for Karen and Raffa? it was just another day in the office - the hardcore sex office. And what are a couple of porn stars to do but sink their teeth into a meaty roll. Well, not their teeth … but they are caught with a lot of man-meat in their mouths. To make sure those happy hard-ons are properly inserted in the lapping wet holes of the actresses, director Virginie Despentes
hired Coralie Trinh Thi
, another French porno star, as her co-director. Yes, two girls giving head are better than one!
The Brown Bunny (2003)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Chlo?evigny
When critic Roger Ebert
saw The Brown Bunny
(2003) at the Cannes Film Festival he called it "The worst film in the history of the festival." Director/writer/star Vincent Gallo
responded by cursing Ebert with cancer. Anyone who's seen the controversial movie knows that it elicits a heated response. That's predominately because of Chlo?evigny
's performance. Suffice it to say, she really puts her lips around the project - especially that part of the project that pops out of Gallo's fly at the end of the film. But Chlo?s unapologetic for her penetrating close-up with Gallo's gallon-sized gonads. "Right now in America there's a real prudishness going on," she says licking her lips. "It's a return to the puritanical. I think it's the war and all the patriotism that goes along with it. I think it's odd that at the same time that we have all these reality shows and commercial films that have all this gross-out sex humor, it seems like when you try to show real love and tender love and sex, people are so shocked and criticize it. There's a scene in The Sweetest Thing
where Selma Blair
gets a guy caught in her throat. No one commented on that at all. I wonder why that is. I'm just curious as to why the scene in Bunny
would be so questioned when that other stuff isn't." It's amazing she can get all that out with Gallo's giant wang in her mouth.
Devil in the Flesh (1986)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Maruschka Detmers
God bless the good old US of A, especially when Americans can saddle up at their local Cineplex and catch foreign beauties like Maruschka Detmers
peeling in homegrown product such as The Mambo Kings
(1992) and Hidden Assassin
(1995). But it's in the spicy Italian flick Devil in the Flesh
(1986) that really gets Skin Central's sausage cooking. That's because the movie features an infamous intimate meeting between one lucky stud's meat and Maruschka's mouth (Picture: 1 - 2
). It's a bit dark, but long - no, not the member … the scene! She sucks, he sighs and viewer's balls are green with envy. Critic Roger Ebert
found the fellatio confusing, saying: "Watching it, I wondered what it had to do with anything else in the story." What, there's a story?
Who's Blowing and Showing: Elisabetta Cavollotti
In the country of the Pope, making the leap from mainstream television actress to hardcore bisexual on-screen copulation queen looks to be as easy as it is fun -- at least if we use mainstream babe Elisabetta Cavollotti
and her sex-soaked star vehicle Guardami
as prime examples (Picture: 1 - 2
). Reportedly inspired by the true-life shenanigans of Italian porn star Moana Pozzi
, Elisabetta puts her heart, soul and open holes into the lead role, engaging in up-close girl-girl finger-banging, all-out group-gropes and flesh-flaying bondage. Wetter still, at 58-minutes, she stuffs a gallon of guy-meat straight down her gullet.
Les Fruits de la Passion (1981)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Isabelle Illiers
The wild man of German cinema Klaus Kinski
claimed in his scandalous autobiography Kinski Uncut
that the sex in Les Fruits de la Passion
(1981) was the Real McCoy. Well, even a blind man can see that (Picture: 1
). Especially in perhaps the most infamous scene in a movie of up of many scenes of whoopee that all put more pushing in an audience's cushion. Specifically, that's when Kinski teaches Isabelle Illiers
how to pleasure a man with her mouth. It would have been more instructive if he could have mustered an erection. Isabelle plays "O" and oh what a role it is. Based on Flowers of Passion
, Pauline Reage
's sequel to The Story of O
, Isabelle suffers all manner of exquisitely hot degradation. Does she bite off more than she can chew? Oh, no -- she manages to swallow it all.
The Image (1975)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Mary Mendum
is also known as The Punishment of Anne
and "Anne" is played by Mary Mendum
, who is so hot viewers will be punishing their pud in appreciation. Mary plays the slave of dominate Marilyn Roberts
and when Carl Parker
inserts himself in the action it's best to bring along a lot of paper towels, because things get dirty (Picture: 1 - 2
). This movie has it all, if you're a fetishistic freak: bondage, torture, subjugation, some water sports and, of course, oral copulation with a mouth-filling finale. Mary takes Carl's stick shift in the back seat of their car while in a public parking lot. There should be a law, but thankfully no meter maids were present to give them a ticket for a very moving violation. Based on a novel by Catherine Robbe-Grillet
, there is much novel about The Image
, and thankfully that image is filmed in sharp and salacious focus.
Who's Blowing and Showing: Kerry Fox
Know who Mark Rylance
is? He's the most envied actor in filmdom. That's because he stars opposite Kerry Fox
(2001), and never was a movie more aptly titled. This couple gets explicitly intimate throughout the movie, with Kerry's furry Fox and other soft and seductive body parts openly on display. But it's the one scene in which she shows the least that's what we like to call the moist
. Kerry takes Rylance's lance in her mouth and the camera is there as she chokes down his manwich for a manly meal (Picture: 1 - 2
). This New Zealander has real zeal for her role, and Rylance rises to the occasion. You got to give Kerry credit, not every mainstream star could delve as deep into her part. Scuttlebutt is that Gary Oldman
was set to be on the receiving end of Kerry's carnality but limped out when he discovered the extent of his participation. What, he doesn't like blowjobs? As for Kerry, she first got to see her wet skills during a screening when she was eight months pregnant. "I was just laughing and thinking, 'Imagine doing that now,' " she recalls. Oh, we can do more than imagine…
Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Pamela Anderson
When Tommy Lee
was playing live in M?y Cr?is drum set used to raise and twirl during his skin-beating solo. After seeing Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon
(1998), Mr. Skin
knows where he got the motivation for such a stunt. The tattooed love toy must have felt the same spinning sensation after his wedding night tryst with Pam Anderson
). The medically enhanced sexual super-heroine gave it to him every which way and
loose. But anyone who's seen the tape, stolen by a friend and distributed on the Internet, can without question point to the climax as being that point when Lee's impressive drumstick is deep-throated by Pam and his tom-toms tap a beat of arousal on her chin. That's the kind of chin music everyone loves to hear. And it's a rhythm that continues to drive people wild to this day. The influential home video inspired Poison frontman Bret Michaels
to film his bing-bang-boom with porn star Houston
, which was also leaked to the public. And of course a little in-and-out onscreen didn't hurt Paris Hilton
's career. But Pam's amateur tape makes the others look like, well, amateurs.
Le Pornographe (2001)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Ovidie
How many movies are there about old men trying to have one last fling? Not enough like Le Pornographe
(2001). That's because this guy used to make sex films in radical days of the '60s and '70s, but now he's back behind the camera for the more randy time of the hardcore present. The film takes place on the porno set and stars the salivating beauty of Ovidie
, a Moorish brunette that viewers will definitely want to see more of. While she's not entirely skinful in this flick, she is more than sinful. And that's saying a mouthful considering Ovidie's oral fixation in one of the fully penetrating sex scenes here (Picture: 1 - 2
). In an extended boffing, she let's her lucky costar dine at the Y before returning the privilege swallowing his flesh-baguette right down to the point of explosion. And when this guy does spew it's all over Ovidie's pretty face! This art-house movie sure feels good like a triple-X should. And, naturally, Ovidie, is a crossover performer who's used to spreading her legs for the camera. But she's not a run-of-the-dil sex star. Ovidie wrote and directed the adult Orgie en noir
(2000), which has a nice ring to it. She certainly rings our bell when sucking on balls.
Who's Blowing and Showing: Emily Haack
's performance in Scrapbook
, as the victim of a serial killer played by Tommy Biondo
, is a powerfully provocative turn-on. "I had to delve deep into myself and find what I was capable of doing, and then I had to go just a bit farther," she's said about her unholy and yet every-hole-is-always-full performances (Picture: 1 - 2
). Here she's naked throughout and usually getting banged against her will by the evil presence of Biondo. This low-budget and lower moral flick saves Emily for its special effects and she literally throws everything she's got into the show. Best in show has to be the scene in which she takes Biondo's limp member in hand and sucks it like a Toosie-Roll Pop. How many licks does it take to get to the sweet center? Who cares when Emily's got it in her mouth!
Tonya and Jeff's Wedding Night (1994)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Tonya Harding
Figure-skater Tonya Harding
can turn the world on with her smile … especially if its wrapped around the hard-on of her ex-husband Jeff Gillooly
. She may have gotten banned from professional skating for life after being convicted of masterminding the attack on competition Nancy Kerrigan
, but she's got a life-long membership from Mr. Skin
thanks to the videotape souvenir of her wedding night. Tonya failed on the ice, but she knows how to stain the sheets in the bedroom. Even better is that Gillooly, knowing a good thing when it's blowing him, sold the tape to a tabloid and it eventually found release (so to speak) from Penthouse
. Usually people give gifts to the married couple, but Tonya's wet-crotch kiss is a present for everyone … and it keeps on giving.
Vampire Strangler (1998)
Who's Blowing and Showing: Misty Mundae
(1998) was one of the first times Misty Mundae
graced the screen with her waify superstar presence. She made sure to make an impression with the public by exposing her pubic … and everything else. Produced by the masters of masturbation Seductive Cinema
, which bills this early wank as "Misty's only ultra-naught video." It's truth in advertising as the usually solely lesbian performer Misty sucks off her then-boyfriend William Hellfire
-- and it's devilishly hot! Misty's oral fixation is a real pants-popper. It's so explicit that when she teams up for a rub-a-dub-les in the tub with Tina Krause
it actually cools things down! Since its initial release and Misty's subsequent rise to Modern B-Movie Queendom, Vampire Strangler
has become as hard to find as Bill Hellfire's meat-stake in the movie. Those lucky enough to have scored a copy of the "e-xxx-tra naughty version" now possess a boner-fide hole-y grail of a collector's item. Hang on to it tight!