Jennifer Aniston Turns Down $4 Million to Strip Naked

No “Friend” to Playboy Readers

Playboy has racked another up missed opportunity, and we’re all the worse for it.

In turning down Hef’s proferred $4 million (plus bonuses for high sales that could add up to $10 million), Jennifer Aniston has joined the ranks of skingy celebrities who have refused to reveal in the pages of the magazine.

The list reads like a Who’s Who of women who should be nude: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stacy Keibler, Shania Twain, Loni Anderson, and Britney Spears.

Although Mr Skin has wanted to see Jen’s jugs since Leprechaun, Hef got the idea to approach her after her racy—but non-nude by any standard—photoshoot in GQ last month.

“This looks like the cover of Playboy,” Hef remarked, “I’m much impressed by Jennifer. Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?”

She may in fact be getting hotter, but she’s evidently not getting any nakeder.

Thankfully, Jen has already blessed us with a small sampling of T&A, though not in the same movie.

To see her A, just check out her naked rear-view walk-through in The Break-Up.

And if you’re in the mood for T, look closely at her bedroom scene in The Good Girl.

Jen, you really do have the goods, girl. Why not show it off? No one wears a tie anymore anyway!