Jessica Alba Nude? We'll Have to Wait a Little Longer.

Tue, Jan 26, 2010 @ 10:30am by Skin Central (13 Comments)

jessica alba paddled In November, we got an early Christmas present in the form of Jessica Alba nude. Or so it seemed.

In a leaked clip from the upcoming The Killer Inside Me, Jess's juicy, skinfamous ass get a thorough thrashing from Casey Affleck, and it appeared that we might--MIGHT--finally get to see the beauty that lies beneath that Into the Blue bikini bottom.

Our trusty skin skout at the Sundance festival screened The Killer Inside Me, and gives us an ass-load of info. Here's the full report, featuring Jess and costar Kate Hudson:

(0:06) Jessica Alba is being whipped with a belt by Casey Affleck and we see two shots of bare ass. One is a long shot with her whole body on the bed and a second, more bruised, close-up. Then we get to see some screwing including some side left boob.

(0:17) Kate Hudson disrobes for Casey Affleck and we see her in a bra.. Then bra and panties as she sits on his lap.

(0:18) Jessica Alba is in bra and panties with Affleck in bed.

(0:23) Jessica Alba is in her bra being screwed on bed by Affleck with a belt around her neck,

(0:25) Alba stands in front of mirror and puts on black panties all the way up underneath her dress.

(0:28) As Alba lies beaten on the ground, Affleck takes his foot and kicks her boob covered in her dress.

(0:36) Kate Hudson is in a yellow nightgown. She gets on top of Affleck and we see panties underneath.

(0:46) Affleck thinks of Jessica Alba on bed in black nightgown, then bra and panties.

(1:01) We get brief breasts from Kate Hudson as Affleck takes off her nightgown and she falls back towards us on the bed.

(1:05) Alba is in bed with Affleck. There's a shot where we see a good part of a right breast. Whether or not its hers is another question.

(1:17) Alba is getting her ass spanked again. There's a shot where we see Alba's face and a good part of a right butt cheek, but not the whole.

(1:21) After getting punched, Kate Hudson is lying on the floor. Affleck then rips her blouse open exposing her bra. Then he lifts her dress over her head exposing thighs in stockings as she pees herself on the floor.

(1:37) We see a shot of Affleck's sister getting her bare ass smacked on the bed.

Skintriguing, but not the cavalcade of butt we were praying for. 1:05 and 1:17 seem the most promising, but remember: it's not nudity if you don't see nip or crack. And this is Jessica Alba, so we're willing to put good money on this being a dastardly double.

Still, we won't be able to tell for certain until we get the movie to the Skin Labs for proper scientific analysis. Until then, we won't fault you for getting your hopes up. After all, this is the dirtiest Alba's ever been. First comes the chaste bikini shot. Then the spanking fetish flick. Next up: full frontal?

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Hey - loosen up guys; if there is any chance we get to see some Alba bare ass, we butt men will be in 7th Heaven. Which makes me want to ask Mr. Skin - how about a bare ass Top Ten sometime? And only current era babes - no 60's or 70's please.
Howard Schaffer @ 7:44PM on January 26, 2010

@Howard Schaffer:

Nice picture there Howard. Who is it, by the way?

Yeah, that list would no doubt make ass lovers the world over rejoice.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:47PM on January 26, 2010

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Word! @ CKSr. & Naked Female Man! 2 identities, one mind! Word!
Hollow Scream @11:16PM on January 26, 2010

@Hollow Scream:

You know, now that you mentioned it, it's funny how sometimes 2 people can think alike, but in reality, they're totally different with different perspectives and outlooks. I don't know Kowalsky personally, of course (who can actually say they do?), but I've read tons of his comments on here and I thoroughly enjoy everything he has to say (I defend him, I guess, whereas many others have hated on him for posting too often), but I noticed you, Lime Green Gangsta and 2 other people recently have "borrowed" his pictures, so to speak, from an online profile of his and put them up as your own profile images (that makes it stolen property), but of course, you guys just change the faces around with funny disguises (1 was a clown, 1 was a blacked-out face and this 1 has a painted on beard and tattoo). Maybe Kowalsky's never noticed, but I sure have (I ran across his profile on Facebook, in case you're wondering how I know this) and I happened to see those pictures there. They're so identical and once the painting and made-up disguises are removed, you would have his face instead. Coincidence? What's the purpose of that anyway and what does it prove? How do we know YOU'RE not 1 and the same with those other 2 identities? I wonder what Kowalsky would have to say about all of this.
Chad @ 2:06AM on January 27, 2010

@Chad:

Thanks again for your comment Naked Female Man. I appreciate what you had to say. It means a lot to me, but in all fairness, I don't need any defense on my part.

I think those who continue to criticize my constant barrage of comments by saying so through their OWN comments aimed at ME in particular, or NOT posting and snickering behind my back -- they're the ones who are no doubt jealous of my wisdom and knowledge of female nudity and movies. I really couldn't care less what people have to say about my posting too often. Besides, what the hell is the big deal? It's not hurting anybody, it's not costing anybody anything and I have my right of expression and freedom of speech like everybody else, so I'll just continue doing what I do -- regardless. I'm having fun and others should learn to loosen up and have fun too. It's no fun acting like snobs, am I right or am I right?

The bottom line: What would be the point of comment forums if not to have EACH individual (no matter HOW many times he/she posts) have their say, join the discussion and become part of the conversations? Isn't that what they're meant for?

I have noticed a couple of people using my pictures that were apparently "stolen" from my Facebook or MySpace profiles. You're right about that part. It could be just ONE person imitating me, because I find it rather too wild of a coincidence that several people would suddenly have the same idea to take my pictures and use them as their own avatar display when posting comments on here. I don't really pay any mind to that at all though. To be honest with you, I'm rather flattered in a way that he/she/they went as far as actually searching for me online, until they could track down some online photos and use them as their own. I know that must've took some hard work on their part, but for them to choose ME and MINE among hundreds of other people and images, it must mean that I'm some sort of hero or inspiration or something. It doesn't bother me any, because in actuality, I can't legally prove they're my pictures. I believe I removed several of them from my profiles anyway, so you won't find them on either of my accounts anymore.

Now that I've covered all of that, let me just finish by saying that I'm on here just like others who enjoy posting and visiting MrSkin.com -- WE ALL SHARE A COMMON INTEREST AND LOVE AFFAIR WITH NAKED FEMALE CELEBRITIES. So without further adieu, let's move on.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @10:16PM on January 27, 2010

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Hi Chris - thanks for your note and support on my Alba comment. The pic is one of my favorites from Fling.com. I don't know who the lovely lady is, but her butt grabbed my attention! I don't know how to change my Avatar, so I have not been able to update the pic. There are so many great choices there, mostly nudes.
Howard Schaffer @ 3:17AM on January 27, 2010

@Howard Schaffer:

@Howard Schaffer: I've heard of Fling.com, so I know what you're referring to. Well, whoever the "lovely lady" is, she sure does have a nice ass. By grabbing your attention, I think what you really meant to say was: You wish you COULD grab that ass. Yeah, I wouldn't mind myself. As a matter of fact, I've browsed around a little bit on that web site checking out some chicks and yeah, many on there are pretty frigging hot. It's almost like the female that ass belongs to is saying, "Come and get it guys. Spank me -- hard! I like it rough."

@Naked Female Man: Thanks for your comment. I'll get back to yours a little bit later, as I'm in the middle of my deadline for tomorrow, so I have to make this short until tonight. Cool name, by the way.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:49PM on January 27, 2010

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Cool. Thanks. I like the name too that's why I chose it. It's not my real name, of course, but it tells you a little something about me. I'm a man who enjoys naked females.
Chad @ 7:19PM on January 27, 2010

Hell, we may not see Alba naked yet, but at least we see Hudson naked. I think Hudson nude makes up for the loss of Alba not being nude. That works for me.
Chad @ 7:39PM on January 26, 2010

Disappointed, yet unsurprised...
Nevermore @ 3:55PM on January 26, 2010

@Nevermore:

Of course.
Chad @ 7:50PM on January 26, 2010

Nudity or not this sound like a fucked up movie :)
Gunde @12:45PM on January 26, 2010

@Gunde:

Fucked up, how? We at least get to see Jessica Alba get her ass spanked by Casey Affleck. I'm there.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:42PM on January 26, 2010