Kelly Brook Bares It on Stage in Calendar Girls

Is 29 the New 50?

It wasn’t long ago that Brit babe and glamor model Kelly Brook was taking her place in Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time for her awe-skin-spiring T&A in Survival Island.

Now, she’s taking it off on the London stage in a production of Calendar Girls, replacing supermodel Jerry Hall, who is almost 25 years older than Kelly.

The Daily Mail reports that producers “revisioned” the character of Miss September for Brook and are gambling that promising audiences a hot young model with 32E knockers getting naked on stage will boost ticket sales.

Stranger things have happened.

The cast change may also require some changes in certain props.

“In Celia's big scene in the play, in which she poses behind a selection of iced buns,” reads the article, “the character of Chris notices the cakes aren't quite covering Brook's 32E assets and shouts: 'I think we're going to need considerably bigger buns.'”

You said a mouthful, sweetie.