Forget Irishmen, you'll be killing millions of sperm with this week's nudes on DVD and Blu-Ray-
Laura Ramsey's magically delicious chest marshmallows in
Kill the Irishman,
Nicky Whelan's awesome Aussie anatomy in
Hall Pass, and ferocious full frontal from scream queen
Samantha Facchi in
Blood Night.
It's also a good week for fans of Seventies sleaze, with
Radley Metzger's kinky classic
The Image receiving the deluxe treatment on DVD and Blu-Ray, and a duo of movies starring
Uschi Digard's legendary pair re-released with new nude shorts as
The Uschi Digard Collection.
Try as they might, even the Mob can’t
Kill the Irishman (2011). In 1970s Cleveland, Danny Green (
Ray Stevenson), aka The Irishman, is a street tough who starts off working for the Italian mob. But Danny is a
man who can’t be tamed, and soon he tires of the Mob and strikes out on his own. Despite bombs, bullets, and an ever-growing cash reward, Danny Green keeps on breathing in
Kill the Irishman. Follow the rainbow to a pot of boobs when
Laura Ramsey, playing bonnie lassie Ellie O’Hara, opens her robe to reveal a knockout pair of knockers!
Two regular dudes get a week off from marriage in Hall Pass (2011). Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred (Jason Sudekis) are bored with their married lives, so their wives Maggie (Jenna Fisher) and Grace (Christina Applegate) decide to call their bluff and go away for a week, giving the men a “hall pass” to cheat without consequences. You'll be running to the bathroom when babetastic blonde Nicky Whelan, playing the hottest bean-roaster in town, shows her perfect pair to Owen Wilson 1 hour, 20 minutes in. This Hall Pass will get you hard- fast!
Horror regulars
Danielle Harris and
Bill Moseley head up the cast in the slasher movie
Blood Night (2009). After murdering her parents with an axe, Mary Hatchet (
Samantha Facchi) was sent to an insane asylum
where a guard raped her and got her pregnant. Now a group of teens is partying on the anniversary of her death and the bodies are beginning to pile up. In the grand tradition of the classic teenager horror movie, there’s plenty of skin here, with full frontal nudity from
Samantha Facchi, T&A from
Tara Rondeau, and great topless shots of
Samantha Jacobs.
Blood Night is a good night.
What you see is not always what you get.
The Image (1975) ain't your daddy's softcore film.
The Image focuses on three characters, the studly Jean (
Carl Parker) and the lesbian couple he falls ass-backwards into a relationship with: Anne (
Rebecca Brooke) and Claire (
Marilyn Roberts). Alpha female Claire doesn't mind doling out the eponymous punishment, which even includes the humiliation staple of on-demand urination. There are lots of chances to see Anne in all her naked, punished glory. In fact, some studies of Anne's body are so invasive, the cameraman should have been forced to wear surgical gloves.
Volcanically voluptuous
Uschi Digard is one of nature's most stupefying, arousing creatures and, as such, all woman. Now Retro-Seduction Cinema is re-releasing two
Uschi classics,
Fancy Lady and
Pleasures of a Woman, along with an appropriately mammoth collection of sexy shorts, in
The Uschi Digard Collection.
Journalists may have a bad name nowadays, but that would change if they looked like
Uschi Digard, the ultra-vixen of
Russ Meyer fame who stars in
Fancy Lady (1971) as a hard-hitting investigative reporter. Uschi uncovers the free love generation, which means her lead is a grindhouse munch down--and the story just gets hotter from there!
In the Uschi star vehicle
Pleasures of a Woman (1974),the pleasures actually belong to the audience as we witness dairy-goddess Digard strip, strut, and make incredible Sapphic sparks with co-temptress
Lynn Harris. In both cases, all
Mr. Skin can do is sigh and declare: "What a woman!"
Pleasures of a Woman was remade in 2002 by Seduction Cinema starring a stellar line-up of the studio's most appealing eyefuls, including
Julian Wells, Darian Caine, and
Syn De Vil, also available in
The Uschi Digard Collection.
CU Next Week, Skin fans, for all the breast nude releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here on the
Mr. Skin blog!
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