Burlesque Turns Kristen Bell Lesbian!

Obviously no clothes are better than some clothes, but lingerie is better than nothing. That's why we're semi-excited about Penelope Cruz et al in Nine. Just not as excited as Penelope Cruz nude in Broken Embraces.

So although the chances of seeing Kristen Bell naked in her upcoming film, Burlesque, are slim to none, we're still interested in the premise of the always adorable Kristen working in an R-rated dance joint.

In fact, Kristen herself claims that costars Christina Aguilera and Cher are so mesmerizingly sexy, they inspire her to take up ladies!

Of the scantily clad singing pair, Bell claims:

"I have never felt so much good female energy around me. I find that I can't take my eyes off them. I'm 99% sure I will leave this movie a lesbian."

And thus, we are 99% sure we will watch this movie.

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