I think this just goes to show how cool she is and while she didn't get topless, I will settle for bikini shots. She should be commended for actually getting in the booth and having fun with it instead of being uptight.
She didn't make funny faces, or googly eyes, or even stick out her tongue or anything at the camera. You call that fun? She could've at least shown the top part of her vagina, or maybe a crack of her butt, or maybe even part of an areola. That would've been fun.
Well, I won't be too happy if Jessica Simpson goes away skinless. There must be SOMETHING that can be done to encourage her to bust out those double D's. Alright, if she can at least show her bust in a teeny, tiny bikini top, I'll settle for that, but nothing more dressed than that. I mean it.
No, Count, I don't think posing for New York magazine counts as a paparazzi shot. That's a fully naked photo shoot that did wonders for my manhood. I'm glad that she did it. If only she would pose for Playboy now and show off that fiery fire-crotch that she's so well famous for.
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