Lingerie Football: Go Scantily Clad or Go Home!

Hottest Football Teams Since the '86 Bears

Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 was a time of great social upheaveal in America. The Carolina defense, led by former Tarheel Julius Peppers, was unable to stop Tom Brady’s short pass attack and Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme and wide receiver Muhsin Munhammed couldn’t put enough point on the board to come up with a win against the Pats.

And at halftime, all this was nearly forgotten when Janet Jackson’s famous “wardrobe malfunction” of a nip-slip sent Americans flocking to Tivo and to MrSkin.com in record numbers.

But on another channel, viewers were busy ogling the first annual Lingerie Bowl, featuring models playing full-contact football wearing shoulder pads, helmets, sports bars and panties.

Over the years, the Lingerie Bowl has featured the smoking hot bodies of Jenny McCarthy, Traci Bingham, Angie Everhart, Cindy Margolis, Kylie Bax, Willa Ford and Ryan Starr.

Starting in September of 2009, the sport is expanding from a once-a-year event to a full-blown league sport.

The Lingerie Football League (LFL) will consist of the teams: Los Angeles Temptation, Phoenix Scorch, Seattle Mist, San Diego Seduction, Dallas Desire, New England Euphoria, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Miami Caliente and Tampa Breeze.

And if the quarterbacks looks like Willa Ford, imagine what the cheerleaders must look like!

The only question is, “How do you run a Smashmouth offense when all you’ve got are tight ends?”