Megan Fox is the female equivalent of Keanau Reeves, only with less talent. She makes planks of wood look like oscar contenders. The sooner she shuts the fuck up and fucks off, the better.
I honestly think that if she had even an OUNCE of the acting ability angelia Jolie has, she would actually be pretty damn mainstream. But I'm sure she'll get the picture soon enough and stop being a prude with the nude scenes. That or her agents are gonna knock some sense into her.
There's really only one big difference between Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie, aside from the fact that people tend to compare the two as so much alike (it's probably all those tattoos they sport over their bodies). The big difference is that Jolie has been naked more than once, whereas Fox hasn't even slipped a nip off camera, let alone get naked on screen.
I actually thought the kissing scene in Jennifer's Body was pretty great, but it certainly wasn't enough for me to shell out the cash to go see the movie in theaters. That's what the internet is for.
I'm not nearly as enamoured with Megan Fox as most guys, I think she's kind of a butterface, but I might be willing to part with some of my paycheck if she did get naked on the bigscreen. Barring that, I don't see her selling many tickets.
In my humble opinion, this may be the understatement of the year, no, check that, the understatement of the DECADE. Megan Fox is a damn fine actress and she's a fox herself and anybody who says otherwise, I think they should go for therapy and get their heads examined. That's all I have to say about that.
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I'm not nearly as enamoured with Megan Fox as most guys, I think she's kind of a butterface, but I might be willing to part with some of my paycheck if she did get naked on the bigscreen. Barring that, I don't see her selling many tickets.