Megan Fox Near Topless Scene Cut from Jennifer's Body

Transformers Babe Megan Fox Does Not Appear Nude—or Even Close To It—in Jennifer's Body.

Back in May, pics surfaced of Megan Fox on the set of the upcoming Diablo Cody-penned teen horror comedy Jennifer's Body in which she was wearing nothing but flesh-colored panties and a pair of pasties that could ALMOST pass for nipples. So naturally Mr. Skin added this flick to the must-see pile. Only it appears that we've been hoodwinked. Baited and switched. Or boobied and switched, as it were. Get the full story on Megan's disappearing melons after the cut.

A reviewer for Joblo.com was lucky enough to see a super advance screening of the film, which is set to be released in 2009, but the moment he had been anticipating—Megan Fox nude, almost—never came:

There was a scene where it's a real big close up of her kissing another chick (YES!!!!). The men in the audience hooted and cheered even though it was completely random and the director put it in as a a kind of apology for not giving up the real goods (no Megan Fox boobage).

We've discussed Megan's makeout scene with Amanda Seyfried before, and two girls locking lips just for the gratification of the audience is always a good thing, but the absence of Fox's funbags definitely dampens the excitement over Jennifer's Body. Maybe after a few test screenings where male viewers scream and moan in protest the filmmakers will wise up and realize that they should not only include Megan's semi-nude shots, they should reshoot the entire film with Megan Fox completely nude and retitle the movie See Megan Fox Naked. That'll fill theaters. But in case that never happens, you can see Megan's pastied pokers at CelebNewsWire.