Saving the Breast for Last
Now that the complete list of Maxim’s Hot 100 is online and in print, we can fill in a few gaps when it comes to who’s nude on MrSkin.com.
She came in number 26 here, but naked Angelina Jolie is regularly on the top of most lists of who’s hot in Hollywood. Her tits and ass have been on the screen more than any of the girls in the top ten and she’s done unbelievable nudity in movies like Mojave Moon, Wanted, and Gia, where she and Lost star Elizabeth Mitchell gave the world one of the finest lesbian scenes ever committed to film.
Number 28 Danneel Harris bared breasts and butt in a movie with the somewhat intimidating title of Ten Inch Hero.
Eva Mendes, who is ranked at number 24, has shown skin in Training Day, We Own the Night, and The Spirit. She also shocked US censors last year with her too-hot-for-TV nude commercial for Calvin Klein: Secret Obsession.
A favorite of Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo, number 22 Kate Beckinsale is in the enviable position of being squeezed in between Eva Mendes and Lindsay Lohan—sadly, not literally, not naked, and not on film. But you can see a 21 year-old Kate undressed in the appropriately named 1994 flick Uncovered.
Just on the wrong side of the top ten was number 11 Jessica Biel, who (in case you just woke up from a coma) just did her first nude scene playing a stripper in Powder Blue.
Maybe a full-frontal shot would have pushed her over the top. It certainly would have pushed us over the top.
The Girls of Maxim: If skin were money, we’d tax ‘em.
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