Nude in theaters, the Sylvester Stallone flick Bullet to the Head (2013) gives us double barrels to the face thanks to topless scenes from Weronika Rosati and Sarah Shahi. We also had high hopes for the Pacino/Walken comedy Stand Up Guys (2013) since it co-stars frequent nude beauties Addison Timlin and Vanessa Ferlito, but both babes keep covered for this flick. Sadly, the same goes for awesome Aussie Teresa Palmer in the zombie romance Warm Bodies (2013).
Q: Why did Sylvester Stallone and Jason Momoa take a Bullet to the Head (2013)?? A: Because their necks were too thick! Seriously though, this high-octane action flick comes courtesy of The Warriors (1979) director Walter Hill and stars Stalone and Momoa as a New Orleans hitman and a Washington, D.C. detective who team up after their respective partners are killed by the same villain. Yes, revenge makes strange bedfellows, but we'd prefer to be bedfellows with Weronika Rosati, who serves up a generous slice of sideboob in the shower 4 minutes in, and Sarah Shahi, who oh-so-quickly flashes her tits when she's spooked by an intruder 57 minutes in. Bullet in the Head will make you empty your chamber.
See the trailer for Bullet to the Head here
Al Pacino and Christopher Walken are two old dudes on the prowl for some trouble in Stand Up Guys (2013). Val (Pacino) was sent to the big house 28 years ago after a botched job resulted in the death of a mob boss’ son. Now he’s finally out on parole, but his old enemies haven’t forgotten him. This buddy flick is softened up by sexy female costars Julianna Margulies, Addison Timlin, and Vanessa Ferlito. But since they show no skin, your little guy is unlikely to Stand Up!
See the trailer for Stand Up Guys here
Nowadays vampires and werewolves are more interested in taking girls to prom than tearing their throats out. So just when you thought zombies were safe from romance, along comes Warm Bodies. The undead narrator is known only as "R", and is one of the few who is still capable of thinking about anything other than braaaaiiins. But after one bad snack, R is feeling unusual emotions for the still living Julie (Teresa Palmer), and things can only rise up. Down under babe Teresa Palmer has been nude before, but keeps her tastiest bits under cover here. So ultimately, Warm Bodies will leave you hungry for breast meat!
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