So, what's it gonna be, America? Robert Pattinson's limo getting trashed by anti-capitalist protesters while he has sex with Juliette Binoche and nudecomer Patricia McKenzie? Or Kristen Bell and her fiancee Dax Shepard in what's so obviously a Quentin Tarantino ripoff, they ought to be sending him residuals?
Ok, so we didn't do a very good job selling either of this week's nude releases. But Cosmopolis (2012) and Hit & Run (2012) are new (and nude) in theaters this weekend, and Mr. Skin's got all the naked details:
On the surface, Cosmopolis (2012) may seem to be little more than Robert Pattinson riding around in a tricked-out limo, having business meetings and hooking up with lovely ladies like skin legend Juliette Binoche while anti-capitalist protests rage outside. That would be enough all on its own, actually, but with David Cronenberg in the director's chair and Don DeLillo providing the source material, you know that there's a more profound point to be made here. If only we could stop staring at the gorgeous brown skin of French-Canadian actress Patricia McKenzie, who goes fully nude as Pattinson's bodyguard 46 minutes in, maybe we could figure out what it was.
A reformed getaway driver blows his Witness Protection cover in Hit and Run (2012). Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) used to drive around a group of bank robbers, but after turning State witness he's started a new life. His beautiful new girlfriend Annie (Kristen Bell) has no idea about his criminal past, so when she urgently needs to get to LA for a job interview, she convinces Charlie to drive her there. But once Charlie is back on the road around his old haunts, his criminal cohorts start to come out of the woodwork.
If you have a craving for more mature flesh, you can see some uncredited extras flashing full frontal during a old folks' swinger party 45 minutes in. But blonde dish Kristen continues to tease by only giving us cleavage in a towel at the 53-minute mark and a brief look at her bra and panties 57 minutes in. All of which makes Hit and Run a swing and a miss.
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