Quentin Taratino’s latest shoot ‘em up, Django Unchained (2012), opened Christmas day and brought us the present we really wanted, Kerry Washington topless. Epic musical Les Miserables (2012) also opened on the 25th, but the only skin there was the heaving corset clad cleavage of Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter. In limited release, the title of the Portuguese drama Tabu (2012) refers to a mountain, but the movie also features the peaks and valleys of Ana Moreira. She’s worth a climb!
Jamie Foxx stars as a former slave out for vengeance in director Quentin Tarantino's Southern-fried spaghetti Western Django Unchained (2012). Christoph Waltz co-stars as Dr. King Schutlz, a dentist turned bounty hunter who takes Django (Foxx) under his wing, eventually aiding him in his quest to rescue his wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) from the clutches of evil plantation owner Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio). Amid the frequent, bloody shootouts, keep your eyes peeled for a quick glimpse of Kerry's breasts as she's taken out of a very Black Mama, White Mama-esque "hot box" on Candie's property. That'll rattle your ball and chain!
See the trailer for Django Unchained here
The famous novel by Victor Hugo gets another onscreen adaptation in the epic new production of Les Miserables (2012). Hugh Jackman leads the ensemble cast as the unfortunate convict Jean Valjean, and Anne Hathaway shows off her lungs as the doomed prostitute Fantine. It’s a sad story made sadder yet by a complete lack of skin to brighten our spirits. The closest we come to happiness is a look at Anne Hathaway’s compelling cleavage at the 35-minute mark, and a gander at Helene Bonham Carter's delightful décolletage 51-minutes in. Les Miserables indeed!
See the trailer for Les Miserables here
Alas, the title of Tabu (2012) does not refer to something sensual and naughty like light S&M or maybe the forbidden pleasures of lesbian love, but a mountain in Africa (and a fictional one at that). Laura Soveral stars as Aurora, a restless retiree who teams up with her deceased neighbor's maid Pilar (Teresa Madruga) to find a mystery man who has a connection to Aurora's former life as a colonial landholder in Africa. But hey, at least we get a great look at Ana Moreira's peaks and furry front valley in a flashback sequence an hour and 19 minutes in.
See the trailer for Tabu here
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