It’s a sad day when we have to report minimal nudity in theaters, but this week is shaping up to be practically skin-free in the cinema. The wide releases include the Brad Pitt action extravaganza Killing Them Softly (2012), which is a total sausage fest, with only Linara Washington appearing in her panties 54-minutes in. Also opening is the fright flick The Collection (2012) which spectacularly fails to reveal any stereotypical horror hoots. Your only hope for a stocking stuffer is the limited release Silent Night (2012), which features a topless Cortney Palm running from a murderous Santa. At least there is a killer line-up of Netflix and Blu-ray nudes this week!
A group of wiseguys get in too deep in Killing Them Softly (2012). A trio of lowlifes decide to hold up a poker game held by Markie Trattman (Ray Liotta), and pass it off as an inside job. The robbery goes off without a hitch, but soon mob enforcer Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt) is on the case, and he always gets his man. This toughguy roundup doesn’t feature many female characters with only Lineara Washington showing up in her panties 54-minutes in as a lady of the evening. The lack of nudity will be killing your boner softly.
See the trailer for Killing Them Softly here
The Collector (2009) gets a gruesome follow-up in the horror sequel The Collection (2012). Elena Peters (Emma Fitzpatrick) is headed to a secret rave, but instead winds up in the psychopathic hands of the Collector. Now she must fight her way through a maze of deadly traps, while her wealthy father brings in his own firepower to try and rescue her from the other side. The grisly, gratuitous thrills fail to deliver any nudity, although petite pixie Emma Fitzpatrick keeps things adorable as the damsel in distress. This is one Collection you can’t take to the spank bank!
See the trailer for The Collection here
You better not pout and you better not cry, because Santa's got an axe and he's out for blood in the Yuletide horror flick Silent Night (2012). In the grand tradition of such holiday bloodbaths as Christmas Evil (1980) and Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), Silent Night stars Jaime King as Aubrey Bradimore, a rookie cop who, along with her colleagues Sheriff Cooper (Malcom McDowell) and Deputy Jordan (Brendan Fehr), is charged with solving a string of gruesome murders on Christmas Eve. Could a certain jolly old elf be behind the carnage? You bet your lucky stocking stuffer. Speaking of, Cortney Palm makes the season bright posing for a naughty topless photo shoot before getting her comeuppance from St. Nick 29 minutes in. What a ho, ho, ho!
See the trailer for Silent Night here
Join us again next week, Skin fans, as we rub down all the newest and nudest releases to hit theaters right here at MrSkin.com!
