Fifth Manual Comment Contest Winner Announced

And 3 Free Days of Skin Go to…

The elusive, skin-igmatic, the difficult to pronounce—K “Be Kind” Wynd for his endorsement of blood-sucking bottle-blond naked Anna Paquin’s recent and future exposure on True Blood.

I wasn't really into seeing Anna as a blond, but if the change in hair color also means even more skin from her, then I firmly suggest that my fellow skinomaniacs help chip in to get her stock in Miss Clairol!

While it’s unclear how Anna’s becoming a shareholder in Procter & Gamble would make her get naked more often (except insofar as heavy losses on the stock market might make her more willing to take nude roles for the money), K’s sentiment is swell-received.

It’s hard for someone who comments as frequently as does Christopher Kowalsky Sr. to top himself. But he did it with this surprisingly appetizing description of Marlon Brando having anal sex:

Marlon Brando should've asked for cheese as well as the butter ("I would like some butter and some cheese") in "Last Tango in Paris." This way he could've used Maria Schneider's cheeks (no, not the ones on her face) to spread the butter, lay the cheese and had himself a butt (ham) sandwich. Maybe Schneider should've used some of that leftover butter for the scene where she sticks her fingers up Brando's ass.

Bob S. floored the MrSkin.com staff with one of the greatest all-time put-ons in the history of the site when he quipped:

I found Teri Hatcher's scene to be one of the biggest disappointments ever... should have kept the top on and let us have the fantasy that they were real, and perfect... only half true.

What a kidder!

Dedicated to keeping us honest, jarze weighed in with this mathematically precise observation:

Just compared to the older list and noticed that [Mathilda] May is over 60 places lower and [Dana] Delany over 70 places lower in this list. There's better be pretty good scenes up on the list... And also seems that [Anna] Faris and [Teri] Hatcher were only rated 2 stars before, I don't think just being on the list justifies plus two stars.

You’re one tough customer, jarze! How would you like to get up here and try your “hand” at this? Actually, we probably know the answer to that question.

Keep the comments coming and don’t hold back. We can take it. You are all the Wynd beneath our wings.

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