Second Weekly Caption Contest Winner Announced

And This Week’s Lucky Winner of a 3-Day Pass Is…

Legendary and loyal skinthusiast Christopher Kowalsky Sr., who opined, upon hearing about an open casting call for topless extras in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake:

I just hope if the Big O lands [a part] as an extra in the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street," it'll feature a cameo of Heather Langenkamp and the two of them can be seen making out in a steamy make-out session with tongues all over each other. Now that alone would be worth the price of admission.

Not only is that little fantasy worth the price of admission, it’s worth a free 3-Day Pass and an item of MrSkin swag!

Other serious contenders this week included the mysterious K Wynd, who tossed off a “Hasta la bombas, baby!” after reading Mr Skin’s Top 10 Terminator babes, and Dave, who composed this chilling blank verse paean to extreme-porn-star-turned-mainstream-sex-goddess naked Sasha Grey:

I love you Sasha O Yes I do I don't love anyone As much as you When you're not near me I rush to recalibrate all of the cameras I have set up all over your home and everywhere you go on a regular basis O Sasha I love you.

Last but not least, the always reliable Chip Douglas provided this piece of delightful doggerel during a discussion of magically delicious, wand-stiffeningly hot Harry Potter actress Emma Watson:

i'd like to see her developing career lead her to reveal what's developing under her brassiere.

Yes, and we also wish invisibility cloaks were real.

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