Mr Skin Best Comment Contest Winner May 29

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Legendary and loyal skinthusiast Christopher Kowalsky Sr., who opined, upon hearing about an open casting call for topless extras in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake:

I just hope if the Big O lands [a part] as an extra in the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street," it'll feature a cameo of Heather Langenkamp and the two of them can be seen making out in a steamy make-out session with tongues all over each other. Now that alone would be worth the price of admission.

Not only is that little fantasy worth the price of admission, it’s worth a free 3-Day Pass and an item of MrSkin swag!

Other serious contenders this week included the mysterious K Wynd, who tossed off a “Hasta la bombas, baby!” after reading Mr Skin’s Top 10 Terminator babes, and Dave, who composed this chilling blank verse paean to extreme-porn-star-turned-mainstream-sex-goddess naked Sasha Grey:

I love you Sasha O Yes I do I don't love anyone As much as you When you're not near me I rush to recalibrate all of the cameras I have set up all over your home and everywhere you go on a regular basis O Sasha I love you.

Last but not least, the always reliable Chip Douglas provided this piece of delightful doggerel during a discussion of magically delicious, wand-stiffeningly hot Harry Potter actress Emma Watson:

i'd like to see her developing career lead her to reveal what's developing under her brassiere.

Yes, and we also wish invisibility cloaks were real.

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K Wynd @ 3:12PM on May 29, 2009

Ah, so close yet so far... story of my life.

Dave @ 3:23PM on May 29, 2009

Go CK Sr.! It's your birthday! Go CK Sr.! It's your birthday! Well, it's probably not, but you get the sentiment. ;-) Enjoy your swag.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 3:28PM on May 29, 2009

Dave and K, keep up the hustle and it will be your names up there one day!

Dave @ 4:20PM on May 29, 2009

I'd be pickled tink, CR, but to be perfectly honest I'd be happier with being an extra in the photo, the photographer, or the guy who picks his nose in the back of the room while it's being shot. I have experience in all three!

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:21PM on May 29, 2009

First, I wanna echo what Count Rackula said earlier to Dave and K. Wynd. Keep chipping away guys. I feel before this contest is over, you'll have your names in lights as well and there'll be a blog post dedicated to you and your memorable comment of the week. Second, it feels really great to win comment of the week, especially when there were so many standouts and I thought a few were gonna be tough to beat (Chip Douglas--nice play of words there; Dave--a bit on the creepy side with your stalking of Sasha Grey; K.--awesome one-liner), but somehow I managed to squeak through. Finding out that I won left me feeling a bit humbled and flattered that mine got chosen among so many. I'm not big on making speeches and I don't much like giving them, so I'll refrain from doing so here, but thank you Skin Central and all those who voted on my behalf. I'm glad you enjoy my comments and everybody else's comments as well. As long as you guys keep reading them, we'll keep writing them. By the way Dave, my birthday isn't until December, but in any event, thanks for the sentiment.

Dave @ 2:02AM on May 30, 2009

It's not stalking. The restraining order might imply that, but... [In all seriousness--This is just a joke I took too far when I started it. ;-)]

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:04PM on May 30, 2009

Well, Dave, you can do whatever you want with Sasha Grey, but once you're done with her, make sure you save some for the rest of us. I know there's plenty of her to go around. After all, being a porn star would do that to her, so she won't mind sharing herself.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:26AM on June 1, 2009

The good thing about someone like Sasha Grey is that you can stalk her from the privacy of your computer, since there's not an inch of her body (including the inside of her orifices) that you can't see in high-definition three dozen places. Good to see that the critics are appreciating her work in GFE, but I hope she doesn't forget the John Staglianos of the world who put her where she is.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:51AM on June 2, 2009

You're right Count Rackula. I have a Sasha Grey screensaver on my computer and I have a Sasha Grey picture as my desktop background, but, of course, no one picture is the same, so I constantly change them on a daily basis.

Dave @ 1:30PM on June 2, 2009

This might ostracize me from the group, or make me sound like I really am a stalker, but what sets SG apart for me is more what's between her ears than what's between her legs. There are lots and lots and lots and lots, and did I mention LOTS of young, beautiful women on this site and in the world, but I can't recall ever coming across (no pun intended) one so beautiful who has got a hold of life like she does at such a young age. She's embraced her intellect and sexuality and used it to empower herself rather than... OK, now I'm creeping myself out. GFE is available on Demand--You know I haven't seen it yet? Don't tell anyone.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:38PM on June 2, 2009

Tell me Dave, when does your biography of Sasha Grey come out in bookstores? I wanna get one of the first copies man. Will it come with a pull-out poster to hang on my wall? And don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anybody that you haven't seen "The Girlfriend Experience." Could it be that you're just bitter over the fact that you didn't get the part of her boyfriend?

Dave @ 5:41AM on June 3, 2009

I'd settle to be hired as a Grip when she starts primary filming of her autobiography. Which she's producing. See what I mean? ;-)

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:14AM on June 3, 2009

I get you Dave. Sasha is a new breed of porn star. She's always talking about listening to power electronics, reading Georges Bataille, and watching Werner Herzog movies. Have you seen her in Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge?

Dave @ 1:33PM on June 3, 2009

Don't tell anyone this either, but I have not. I *cough* only watch porn for a few minutes a week. Wait, you better not tell anyone that, either. Except my wife. She already knows. As much of a connoisseur of comeliness I consider myself, I don't find myself *cough* watching entire works of porn the way I'll sit through all of Shakespeare in Love for the bit of tit in it. *cough* I think my cold is coming back. *cough*

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 2:31PM on June 3, 2009

Somebody get Dave a cough drop. I think I saw one up Sasha's bunghole in Anal Acrobats.

Dave @ 3:36PM on June 3, 2009

I'll bet she could jettison it to me here in Maryland with some GPS ASSistance.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:33PM on June 3, 2009

I've seen "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge," but it was rather hard to keep my eyes glued to just Sasha Grey when you had Jesse Jane, Belladonna and especially Nani Forrester, or as she's better known, Shay Jordan on screen getting naked all the time. I'm not complaining, of course, but Grey wasn't the only one who raised the flag in my pants. Jordan, on the other hand, now that's somebody who I'd take over Grey any day of the week.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:59AM on June 5, 2009

You'd like to invite Shay Jordan to Chez Kowalski?

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