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Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 3:54PM on July 6, 2009
There Will Be Boobs.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 4:49PM on July 6, 2009

@Muggsy:

There will be wood.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:00PM on July 6, 2009
Jessica Simpson's hot weather birthday celebration? Well, if it's gonna be real hot, then there's no reason to wear clothes now, is there? She should celebrate her birthday in her birthday suit. July 10th, that's only four days away. I wanna make an early toast in the hopes that Simpson will shed those smothering clothes and let those double D's FINALLY loose. I know it probably won't happen, but I can at least drink to it.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:22AM on July 7, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Drink and hope, Kowalsky. And while you're at it, hope that it happens in the Mr Skin photo booth.
Can I sponsor (and man) the glory hole in the Mr. Skin booth? I'm assuming there will be a genetic sensor that keeps out anyone with a Y chromosome...
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:27AM on July 7, 2009

@Dave:

I like your skinthusiasm.

@Count Rackula:

CR, one of these days I'm gonna come up with a pun so bad, so revolting, so... Revolting that it will make every Skinployee and the Mr. himself cringe with horror. ;-)
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:05AM on July 8, 2009

@Dave:

I ass-plaud your atti-boob.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:57AM on July 8, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Nice one Count! Maybe that's the kind of pun that's so bad, so revolting that it makes every skinployee and the man himself, the big S, cringe with horror, according to D's hopes and prospects. Well, like I said, MAYBE.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 4:04PM on July 8, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I've done worse. Or better, depending on how you choose to look at tit.

@Count Rackula:

I derr-iere you to make another crack like that. Breast case scenario, that's your worst bottom, otherwise I might have to nipple that in the butt. Aur-we-ole on the same page here?

See what I've stooped to? Jeez!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:10PM on July 8, 2009

@Dave:

I think we'll have to leave this blog page for D and CR to have their battle of wits on. This is getting good too. Let's see what else these two guys can come up with. Two men step into the ring, but only ONE man can be the last one standing. Who's it gonna be?
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:35AM on July 9, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Dave has thrown down a gauntlet I cannot pick up. I will pun no more forever. But(t) don't quote me on twat.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:18PM on July 9, 2009

@Count Rackula:

And Count has thrown in one more for the road, or should I say, one more for the kill?

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