Mr Skin Reports Topless Titties in Crank 2: High Voltage

You’ll Wank, You’ll Spank, and You’ll Yank, too, to Crank 2

Upcoming action flick Crank 2: High Voltage with often-nude Bai Ling and semi-topless Amy Smart was deemed by distributors too heart-racing and pulse-pounding to screen for the largely sedentary, junk food-addicted class of movie critics, so there has been no direct reporting on the film’s skin content.

But thanks to a NSFW trailer on Ropeofsilicon.com, Mr Skin can now confirm the presence of bare boobage in this story of an assassin who has to recharge his artificial heart every hour by running levels of electricity through his body that would kill a normal one.

This electrifying actioner will give you a lightning rod in your pants.

The sequel to the 2006 movie Crank, which featured the naked knockers of Amy Smart’s body double, Crank: High Voltage gets in its gazongas by setting one scene in a strip club full of topless babes.

Front-astic female costars Bai Ling and Amy Smart may or may not flash any flesh (there is an image of Amy with tape over her nipples, which is nice but not nude) but the trailer shows a couple of strippers played by naked Jennifer Kleinman and Simone Bargetze.

Both girls also appeared in last year’s right-wing satire An American Carol, and Simone is a seasoned stuntwoman who wound up in the hay in movies like Zombie Strippers!, The Midnight Meat Train, and the upcoming remake of Night of the Demons.

Once he’s seen them, no one forgets the ba-reasts of Bargetze!