Mr Skin's 20 Sexiest Horror Films of All Time - Part One!

20. American Psycho (2000)

NUDES: Samantha Mathis (breasts), Cara Seymour (breasts, lesbian), Krista Sutton (breasts, butt, lesbian), Guinevere Turner (breasts)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Adapted from a notorious novel by Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho showcases future Batman Christian Bale as a 1980s Wall Street yuppie who lives in high style and kills with equally high intensity. In addition to Samantha Mathis sharing her mammaries, Chloë Sevigny and Reese Witherspoon also sexily heat up the screen. Still, it’s Bale’s deadly dalliance with two classy call girls (Cara Seymour and Krista Sutton) that renders American Psycho a skin classic. After all, this film contains the ultimate incitement to lesbian analingus: “Don’t just stare at it, eat it!”

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19. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)

NUDES: Arlana Blue (breasts, butt, bush), Viju Krem (breasts, butt), Jennifer Stock (breasts, butt), numerous uncredited naked actresses

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Bloodsucking Freaks is the ultimate flesh-and-blood show. It’s a chorus line in bed with a cannibal holocaust, a Broadway spectacular going down (and blasting apart) in a human slaughterhouse, a one-of-a-kind combustion of sex, violence, vaudeville, Grand Guignol, hard-gore porn, John Waters, Herschell Gordon Lewis, slapstick farce, splatter horror, social satire, amateur dentistry, living dart boards, kidnapping, brainwashing, white slavery, a lethal dwarf, and sick, sick, sick thrills. Tit is not to be missed.

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18. The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

NUDES: Amanda Donohoe (breasts, butt)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Renegade British filmmaker Ken Russell brings his signature garish flair to The Lair of the White Worm, an over-the-top(less) big-screen take on a wild novel by Dracula creator Bram Stoker. Amanda Donohoe will rouse your trouser snake as the usually topless Priestess of the Worm. Just watch how she bewitches a gaggle of rock-and-roll hotties that includes Sammi Davis-Voss and Catherine Oxenberg.

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17. Flesh for Frankenstein (1974)

NUDES: Dalila Di Lazzaro (breasts, bush), Imelde Marani (breasts), Fiorella Masselli (breasts), Rosita Torosh (breasts, bush), Monique van Vooren (breasts, bush)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Flesh for Frankenstein was better known during its first decade as Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein, when it remained in regular theatrical circulation . . . in glorious 3-D, even! With a cast of nude Euro beauties and all manner of medical atrocities, one of Flesh for Frankenstein’s most monumental achievements is that ranking among the least of its kinky glories is the titular mad doctor’s declaration: “To know life, Otto, you have to fuck death in the gall bladder!”

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16. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

NUDES: Michelle Bauer (breasts, butt, bush), Tricia Burns (breasts), Esther Elise (breasts), Linnea Quigley (breasts), Susie Wilson (breasts)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Occasionally a title says it all, and the ladies of the evening in Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers who “charge an arm and a leg” also bare all in the course of this loopy, loony, ever-lovable lark from B-movie maven Fred Olen Ray. Scream queen supreme Linnea Quigley kicks off the action (and takes off her top) as a runaway who gets mixed up in streetwalking and an ancient Egyptian cult that worships chainsaws. Suffice to say, everyone gets soaked during the climax.

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15. Innocent Blood (1992)

NUDES: Anne Parillaud (breasts, butt, bush), Teri Weigel (breasts)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: French dish Anne Parillaud initially ignited skinternational cinema in the omnisexual coming-of-age flick Patricia. After that, she reliably stripped nude on camera, seemingly in preparation for her lead role as vampire Marie in director John Landis’s horror-Mafia hybrid Innocent Blood. With her slinky body, buoyant bosom, and lusciously full-grown muff, Anne could seduce any comer to the dark side . . . preferably pink parts first.

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14. Re-Animator (1985)

NUDES: Barbara Crampton (breasts, bush)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Director Stuart Gordon’s first in his ongoing series of H.P. Lovecraft film treatments, Re-Animator exploded out of the horror ghetto and into critical acclaim and instant cult status with its heady mix of chills, chuckles, volcanic gore, and post-decapitation necrophiliac incest nuttiness. The movie is the very definition of a hoot. Actress Barbara Crampton, who became one of the most skin-portant naked ladies of the 1980s, is the very definition of a horror hottie.

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13. Immoral Tales (1974)

NUDES: Charlotte Alexandra (breasts, butt, bush), Florence Bellamy (breasts, butt, bush), Pascale Christophe (breasts, butt, bush, lesbian), Lise Danvers (breasts, butt, bush, backburger), Paloma Picasso (breasts, bush, lesbian), numerous uncredited naked actresses

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY:Poland’s master erotic filmmaker Walerian Borowczyk’s landmark anthology Immoral Tales spins a quartet of carnal transgressions into one of the most elegantly arousing films ever made. Tracing the history of Europe from one nakedly nefarious misdeed to another, the most immortal of these Immoral Tales remains the story of Hungary’s skinfamous Countess Elizabeth Bathory, portrayed here by masterpiece-of-ass Paloma Picasso. The Bathory segment depicts scores of naked teenage maidens lying in wait for their turn with the lesbian royal, unaware that once she samples the lushness of their flesh, she bathes in their blood. You have never seen this many hot, hairy, young girl muffs gathered in one place at one time. There’s nothing immoral about those tails.

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12. I Spit on Your Grave (1978)

NUDES: Camille Keaton (breasts, butt, bush)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Cracked filmmaker Meir Zarchi’s rape-and-revenge exercise I Spit on Your Grave is a film whose brutality more than lives up to its title and its subsequent reputation (after all, this was the movie that Siskel and Ebert dedicated an entire show to decrying). Camille Keaton (Buster’s granddaughter) suffers sexually at the glands of a gang of thugs (and one slow fellow) over and over again until she dispatches them in savagely creative fashion. Sadists can get off on both the rape and revenge aspects of the film, while no one will be immune to Camille’s physical beauty, especially when she’s homicidally angry.

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11. Mother of Tears (2007)

NUDES: Asia Argento (big right breast), Moran Atias (breasts, butt), Valeria Cavalli (breasts), Silvia Rubino (breasts), uncredited naked actresses

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Italian fright maestro Dario Argento gets daughter Asia Argento naked for his camera yet again in his esteemed apocalyptic fantasia Mother of Tears. In the title role, Israeli eyeful Moran Atias embodies the deadliest in a series of sorceresses Dario first explored in his beloved Suspiria and Inferno. She is also the most naked, as are her disciples, who are given to orgies in which one nude succubus chews intestines fresh from the rectum of another.

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