Mr. Skin's Racktastic Rarities Roundup

A Peek Through Some Hard to Find Movies That Will Make You Hard

Tracking down the best nude scenes movies and TV have to offer is an exhausting job, but thankfully it’s also Mr. Skin’s driving passion.

The collectors over at Just for the Hell of It video share this passion, and are devoted to preserving rare and out-of-print horror, sleaze, and cult classics.

Here are five of Mr. Skin’s favorites out of a long list of the great stuff that’s available through their excellent website plus a free video clip from the 1974 sleaze classic Pets.


Cinderella (1977)

You've heard of the other white meat? Well, this movie is also known as The Other Cinderella, and with Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith in her most skinful perv-formance you'll want to pork her. But don't miss out on the down-home delights of Linda Gildersleeve and Elizabeth Halsey, playing the redheaded and brunette farm girls, respectively, and both udderly worth a roll in the hay. Just in case you're too busy doing something else to remember that this is a sexy musical comedy, here's the lyric to one particularly outrageous song: "With many a femme/ I have tried S&M/ But I get no kick from the pain/ And though you may think/ I'm not one for a kink/ I once made it with a great Dane."

Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)

This sex- and gore-filled slasher flick features a mask-wearing Aztec priest who starts selecting prostitutes in The Big Easy to ritually sacrifice to the goddess Coatla while a hard-boiled detective hunts him down during the Mardi Gras season. Check out busty B-movie brunette Laura Misch Owens as the first victim. Misch-o horny!

Pets (1974)

Before Candice Rialson appeared in Logan's Run and the talking-vagina comedy Chatterbox, the sexy ’70s starlet got her chain yanked around in this film, starting when she hooks up with psycho femme hitchhiker Teri Guzman. After they rob a poor male hitchhiker, Candice becomes the plaything for rich (and homicidal) lesbian Joan Blackman. This logically leads to her posing for a painting and being caged by obsessive collector Ed Bishop. He locks her up with his other beautiful specimens (tigers, dogs, etc.), and the audience starts wondering just what kind of film this is going to become. By then, however, the film’s already a classic of skinema.

There are lots more like this at J4HI, and they have an extensive mail-order catalog not listed on the site that you can link to here. Meanwhile, check out this great clip of Candice Rialson going lesbo in Pets!