Happy MAM-orial Day, everybody! We've reached the peak(s) of Mr. Skin's list of the best celebrity breasts of all time, and boy the view up here is fine. Whose boobs did Mr. Skin pick as the absolute finest in SKINema history? Let's find out, shall we?

#3- Digard


3. Uschi Digard, The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Uschi, Uschi, Uschi! This Swedish sexpot is the epitome of all-natural voluptuousness and went nude in 42 sexploitation flicks in the '60s and '70s, although many men remember her best for her cameo appearance in this mainstream comedy.

#2- Connelly


2. Jennifer Connelly, The Hot Spot (1990).

Obviously. Jennifer is a perennial Mr. Skin favorite, and the tight spot in his pants that results every time he sees her gravity-defying gazongas in this, his top topless sunbathing scene of all time, is a big part of that. Speaking of big parts...

#1- Preston

1. Kelly Preston, Mischief (1985)

An unexpected choice? Maybe. But just look at those flawless funbags. And paired with that furry patch of dark brown curls belying the bottle-blonde nature of the golden ones above? Perfection. Alas, Kelly used to show off her heavenly body on a regular basis, but that was before Xenu and John Travolta got ahold of her. Still, what Mr. Skin wouldn't give to have those twins Preston him...

To see all of these terrific twosomes SKIN motion, check out Mr. Skin's Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts playlist right here at MrSkin.com!