The 2000's were marked by celebrity sex tapes, A-listers losing their clothing, and the rise of small screen nudity, beaming bare stars straight into everyone's homes. His Tivo "pause" button took a beating, but Mr. Skin has successfully compiled his top 10 list of the very breast nude scenes of the entire decade! It's been a tempting ten years, so find out which of your favorites--Angelina Jolie? Nicole Kidman? Jessica Biel?--made the cut.
Check out the list below and watch the full video here.
10. Salma Hayek in Frida (2002)
Sizzling south-of-the-border star Salma portrayed artist Frida Kahlo, but the real masterpiece here? Her naked body. Salma's amazing natural breasts are fit for framing, and with this movie, she not only earned an Oscar nomination, but she proved that nothing could take away from her natural beauty. Not even the fake mustache and monobrow she had to wear for the role.
9. Keeley Hazell in Cashback (2007)
Keeley was known primarily as a Page Three girl and "big boob" model for lad mags in her native England. Cashback was Keeley's very first movie role, and she didn't have a speaking part. But that didn't matter--she just let her mouthwatering 32E's do the talking.
8. Monica Bellucci in Malna (2000)
Italian eyeful Monica served up thirteen nude roles this past decade, and Malna is by far her greatest. In the uncut, European version, a lucky kid helps her out of her pesky nightie and trails his hands from her mouthwatering meatballs down to her manicotti. The poor kid's life is probably all downhill from there.
7. Katie Holmes in The Gift (2000)
Long before Katie Holmes made Tom Cruise tap dance on Oprah's couch, she was the chaste sweetheart of TV's Dawson's Creek. With The Gift, Katie popped her top for Greg Kinnear and killed off her teeny-bopper image for good. Very, very good.
6. Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005)
In the most skinticipated nude scene of 2005, Anne writhed on a couch, rubbed her boobs for the camera, and cooed, "Do you want to fuck me?" Quite a welcome change from the squeaky clean Disney roles like The Princess Diaries that she was known for and ushering in a new, skinful Anne. Rachel Getting Married? More like Anne Getting Naked.
5. Eva Green in The Dreamers (2004)
Has there ever been a nude debut quite like Eva Green's? This French dream-come-true went on to play Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale, but she came out of nowhere to present her enormous, all-natural rack, back, and actual lippage in The Dreamers. In this particular scene, Eva does her best impersonation of the Venus de Milo before using Michael Pitt's face as a chair. Awe-skinspiring!
4. Halle Berry in Swordfish (2001)
Sure, her Monster's Ball scene was hot, but it all started with Swordfish. Audiences gasped when Halle put down the book she was reading while sunbathing, proving that she wasn't going to have a single tan line. Producers paid Halle extra to go rack-out, and you'll agree that her boobs are not only topless, but priceless.
3. Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
Good things come to those who wait, especially when those things are attached to the stop-your-heart beauty Marisa Tomei. She got into the swing of onscreen nudity after age 40, and in this scene, she gives Ethan Hawke a long, languorous, unobscured look at her ripened Tomei-toes.
2. Jessica Biel in Powder Blue (2009)
By the time Powder Blue was finally released, we'd heard it all: Jessica Biel is totally nude, Jessica Biel doesn't show anything, and everything in between. But when Jess hit the stripper stage, picked up a candle, and poured hot wax across her shirtless rack, it was worth over a year of toying with our hearts.
1. Eva Amurri in Californication (2009)
It's a testament to how far television's come this decade that the top spot would be taken by a nudecomer on a TV show. It's not just that it's the boob tube. It's not just that it's Susan Sarandon's daughter. It's the combination of Eva's astounding physical beauty and her absolutely fearlessness when she hit the stripper pole and popped out her "big, round boobs," as David Duchovny put it on the episode. This one will be a skin classic for decades to come.
