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Pam's portrayal of "Barb Wire" was something of a disappointment. Sadly, even though she was considered to be the Playmate model of the 90's (Miss February 1990), she ranked lower than Muriel (who would play the late Dorothy Stratten - Miss August 1979), Judd (who would recreate the FIRST Playboy centerfold icon - Miss December 1953), Moll (who recreated the SECOND Playboy centerfold icon - Miss January 1955), and Ms. Mansfield herself (Miss February 1955).

I'm curious to see just how high up the late Anna Nicole Smith (Miss May 1992) ranks here.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:34PM on July 6, 2009

@K Wynd:

K. sure knows his Playboy and Playmate stuff, don't he? I bet he has EVERY issue that was ever published stashed away in his bedroom drawer. I'm amazed at his ASStounding knowledge of such information. By the way, Pam Anderson's portrayal wasn't what really mattered in "Barb Wire." What mattered most was her amazing physique, never better displayed than it was in that movie. Also, in my humble opinion, I don't really think Anna Nicole Smith could hold a candle to Anderson or Jayne Mansfield for that matter, but something tells me that she may still make the list anyway.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

That would make for one really BIG bedroom drawer.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:00PM on July 6, 2009

@K Wynd:

Yeah, either that, or plenty of closet space.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 1:34PM on July 6, 2009

@K Wynd:

All of what you say is true. If you ask me, Pamela's best nudity (besides the sex tape) was when she was in The Girls Next Door.

@Count Rackula:

I agree with the skintastic appearance, and if there was any reason to buy the GND series on DVD this is it. And I would dare say if Pam was able to show that much exposure in "Barb Wire" instead of just a peek, I'm sure Mr. Skin would have given it a higher ranking.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:12PM on July 6, 2009

@Count Rackula:

For me, it's a close contest between "Barb Wire" and "Snapdragon" for best Pamela Anderson nudity. I didn't care too much for her appearance on "The Girls Next Door," mainly because it showed her nipples in a botched way, meaning the implants surgery (maybe several?) is starting to show itself and they're not looking too good.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:35AM on July 7, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Snapdragon is pretty good, but brief.
Near the end of showgirls,when Elizabeth berkley is kicking the shit out of that guy,she gives a perfect shot of her pussy. Check it out in slow motion.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:27PM on July 6, 2009

@rob:

Where did "Showgirls" come from? It wasn't even mentioned in this week's countdown. Rob just came out of nowhere and starting speaking of "Showgirls" and Elizabeth Berkley's pussy (and we know he doesn't mean her kitty cat) in slow motion. Actually, she has TONS of great pussy scenes in the movie, not just that one. Rest assured though, "Showgirls" WILL make the list. I'm guessing in the top ten. After all, it IS Mr. Skin's favorite movie and he also considers it to be the greatest movie ever made, so that's saying a lot.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 1:32PM on July 6, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Thanks for the tip, Rob.
Tuff Tacos (Skinployee) @ 2:26PM on July 6, 2009

@rob:

I know what you're talking about Rob. It's a good enough shot so I'll get a pic up soon.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:03PM on July 6, 2009

@rob:

You can always freeze-frame it too and just stare at her snatch for long periods of time, until your eyeballs can't handle it anymore, but since we're talking about Elizabeth Berkley's snatch here, yeah, I'd say your eyeballs could go for 24 hours straight without needing a rest. Hey, that gives me an idea (and a boner) now. Spanks.
I wish MrSkin does the the top 100 every year.

Like FHM and maxim

BTW (Dana Delany, Gretchen Mol, Nicole Eggert, Sophie Monk, Michelle Johnson, Kelly Brook , Mädchen Amick, Jacqueline Bisset, Laura Linney and Jayne Mansfield) are my top 10 of the first 50 of MrSkin top 100.

It's a nice game for the summer
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:34AM on July 7, 2009

@Meshary5:

It's a nice game for the summer to you all, but it's a daily and lifelong obsession for us. This must be how witches feel on Halloween. And your top 10 are an admirable gaggles of gals, mon cherie meshary. Madchen, Nicole and Dana are some of my faves too. And you're right about doing the top 100 every year. Dead right.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:58AM on July 7, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Hey, this isn't just a game and not only for the summer either, but for ALWAYS. It's a WAY OF LIFE for ALL of us. We strive on female nudity. We can't live without it. If there were no naked chicks in the world today, then I don't know what we would do. By the way, my top ten in Mr. Skin's first fifty in the countdown include (in no particular order) Christina Ricci, Ashley Judd, Alexis Dziena, Amber Heard, Rosario Dawson, Ann-Margret, Amy Smart, Charlize Theron, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Williams.

@Count Rackula:

LoL

No, The nude chicks in the mainstream movies isn't a game, It's obsession.

And about the hard work you do, maybe one day we'll find MrSkin magazine next to Playboy and maxim.

Who knwos?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:59AM on July 8, 2009

@Meshary5:

Mr. Skin magazine? Wouldn't that put Skin Central out of a day job? They would have no need to run a Web site then, would they? No, I'm not sure if I like the idea of a Mr. Skin magazine just yet. Emphasis on just yet.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

besides the site...
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:54AM on July 10, 2009

@Meshary5:

What's a magazine? This is 2009!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 5:21AM on July 11, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Yeah, magazines are so 1990s, but what would you call Playboy if not a magazine?
Seems to be very good scenes this time. Actually Gretchen Mol's scene is so good I wonder how it's so low on the list. Pamela Anderson is also surprisingly low.
And second, I'm sort of annoyed about the "other factors" because the actual nudity could be better on the #100 spot than #1 (in theory).
Thirdly, there are quite big changes (for older scenes) when comparing to the older list. I guess the list is made differently this time.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:02AM on July 8, 2009

@jarze:

I'm just curious as to how jarze got a hold of that original list from ten years ago. He probably made himself a copy of that other list when it was available, but it doesn't appear to be posted anywhere on the Web site no more.
Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 3:05PM on July 8, 2009

@jarze:

The thing to remember is this is "The 100 Greatest Nude Scenes of All Time" so there really isn't much difference between #66 and #2...they are ALL GREAT! I did purposely give a higher weight to scenes after 1980, though I could have easily made the list 50% pre-1985...it's just that those girls are not as well known by today's Internet surfers.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:20PM on July 8, 2009

@Mr. Skin:

There you go skinaholics. The man himself gave the best explanation that anybody could ever deliver. It's true that all 100 nude scenes on this list are great. It's hard and sometimes unfair to rank one higher or lower than another. Maybe that's why it would be more fairer if they were just arranged alphabetically. I mean, is there really such a thing as a GREATEST nude scene if they're all meant to be great and have a lasting impact on society? These are the nude scenes that should be deeply engraved in our minds and fondly remembered even ten, twenty years from now.

@Mr. Skin:

I agree to that they are all good scenes. But I think there MUST be some reasonable way to rank them when doing lists.
And of the scenes which have dropped most so far: Jayne Mansfield over 40 spots down, Ashley Judd almost 40, Nicole Eggert 45, Angie Dickinson over 50, Michelle Johnson almost 60 (but never heard of her), Charlize Theron over 40, Drew Barrymore down 45 and before mentioned (in 90-81 part) Mathilda May and Dana Delany. Those are very known to me (apart from Johnson and maybe Dickinson). And in contrast Mariel Hemingway (over 40 up) and Pamela Anderson went up on list. Also these weren't on the old list: Mädchen Amick (90s), Helen Mirren, Goldie Hawn, Jenna Jameson (90s), Kari Wuhrer (90s), Teri Hatcher, Molly Ringwald (90s) and the unknown (to me at least) Joyce Hyser and Mary Louise Weller.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:44AM on July 9, 2009

@jarze:

In a list of 100, rankings don't become a real issue until the top 20. It's hard to say what makes #45 better than #61, but we can give damn good reasons why wouldn't-you-love-to-know is #1.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:04PM on July 9, 2009

@Count Rackula:

I'm curious, ass I'm sure everyone else on here is, ass to what the #1 Greatest Nude Scene of All Time is gonna be. Anybody care to put in their two skints and leave a comment on who they think will CUM out on top, if you'll pardon the expression? I don't know, it's a tough call, but somehow I feel (down below the waist) that Phoebe Cates' immortal scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" may cum out the blue ribbon winner.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:48AM on July 10, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Your guess is as good as mine. The top ten are a pretty well-kept secret here at Skin Central.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:52AM on July 11, 2009

@Count Rackula:

And that's for a good reason too, I'm sure.
Pretty good.No butt shots for Mariel in Personal Best.They showed a guy's wee wee.That was annoying.Don't forget my Number One Babe.Stephanie Fondue in The Cheerleaders.That 1972 ,18 year old kitten showed everything.The Cheerleaders is a movie which should be made every year.Don't we all wish.Love the 3 girl moon flash.Those chicks were wild.What happened?
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:51AM on July 9, 2009

@James:

You're speaking my language, James. The Cheerleaders is up there with The Sermon on the Mount and the Brandenburg concertos as one of mankind's greatest achievements. But don't underestimate the stiffening effects of Personal Best either. I remember renting that tape back in the day and doing my personal best to set a record of my own.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:10PM on July 9, 2009

@James:

I must admit. I haven't heard of Stephanie Fondue until she was mentioned here by James, but I can promise that I'll go and look into her database and see what she looks like and check out her nude work, so to speak. I have heard of "The Cheerleaders" though and chances are, I've probably seen that film years ago when I was growing up. It probably became one of those late night cable TV staples that so many early films seem to become over time.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 1:46PM on July 9, 2009
It's a must. As is the 1974 sort-of sequel Jack Hill directed, The Swinging Cheerleaders.
Only one question: if the Joyce Hyser's movie was so groundbreaking for MrSkin.com, how come it's not on the original list?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:33AM on July 10, 2009

@jarze:

I don't think the original list should really matter anymore. After all, it WAS from ten years ago. The list that's being presented this year is what matters now. I see these nude scenes as being ones that will forever be embedded in our minds for many, many years to come. These scenes I think have stood the test of time and will continue to do so.
Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 10:01AM on July 10, 2009

@jarze:

Good question. I did that Top 100 list about nine years ago and relied heavily on my PERSONAL favorites. You'll notice a lot more stuff from the 70s and early 80s for that list. I didn't factor in "overall impact on popular culture and skinema history" or star power, like I did for this list. PLUS I've had nine years to sit back and watch how others react to these great nude scenes, either by Q&A on my 1000s of radio interviews, or tracking them on the web, or just from all the people who have shared their favorites with me through the years. The two lists are like comparing apples and...er...watermelons.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 5:04AM on July 11, 2009

@Mr. Skin:

I think this here is a great explanation. Now it helps to shed some light on how and why these scenes were chosen and what the difference is between this list of 2009 and the one from 1999. There are differences, sure, no doubt about it and it's fun to compare the two lists side-by-side. Apples are nice. Watermelons are nice. Honeydew, cantaloupes and pineapples are even nice too. What's interesting most is that Mr. Skin used various sources and muff dived into that to help compile his list, like radio interviews, the Internet, people who've shared their favorites over the years, etc. It's sort of like a magician revealing how he performs his magic tricks, ain't it?
One of the best new one's is Brittany Daniel nude butt in The Hillside Strangler Movie.That should be in the Top 10.What a gift.She's just all ass.Like my high school friends would say about a girl with a nice rear.Total nude.Just awesome.To see her in shorts in Joe Dirt then to see her with no shorts.Should be Top 10.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 5:34PM on July 11, 2009

@James:

There seems to be a lot of guys on here that like naked butts more than naked boobs and naked bushes it seems. Now we have James' high praise for Brittany Daniel's nude tush in "Rampage." Well, it may not have come in in the top ten, but it made the list at number 86, so at least it came in somewhere. Mr. Skin sure knows good butts when he sees (spanks) them, huh?
Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 9:08AM on July 12, 2009
Don't forget there has also been about 8 years of new nude scenes between the lists.
I truly have never seen "Chained Heat" with Linda Blair, even though I have had a crush on her since "the exorcist" Looks like a perfect candidate for late night "jiggle porn"
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:22AM on July 14, 2009

@James:

If you like "Chained Heat" with Linda Blair, then you should check out "Girls in Prison" with Anne Heche, which I think happens to be the greatest women-behind-bars film. You gotta love those naked shower scenes and the latter film has them in spades.
"Girls In Prison" they had Ione Skye butt naked and not one butt shot.I could strangle that director.Not much.The best nudity in prison.Is of Course." Bare Behind Bars". Awesome.Almost like "The Cheerleaders" for prison movies. Reform School Girls has a great shower scene.Even Berry Gordy's daughter got naked.Nice boobs and bush. Hot.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:51AM on July 14, 2009

@James:

I don't want you strangling anybody, but you did just list some pretty essential WIP classics.

@Count Rackula:

Just in jest.But Ione Skye butt naked.Natalie Wood's bare butt was shown in Splendor In The Grass.In the Directors Cut Version.Kazan was forced to take it out because of Catholic censors.It's around somewhere.I want to see Natalie's bum.That should be a Mr.Skin mission.The scenes exist.I read it's in the vaults somewhere.They have to get it.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:40PM on July 15, 2009

@James:

You brought up a good baffling mystery here James. I love Natalie Wood (she's always given me wood and she still does, even long after her death) and I've seen "Splendor in the Grass," but I don't recall seeing any nudity in that film, least (most) of all Wood's butt, nor have I read or seen anywhere of her naked bum. I sure hope somebody can confirm this and lead us to that sacred out house as soon as possible.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:17AM on July 15, 2009

@James:

That's a pretty impressive list you got there James, but here's a few of my own that I would like to throw into the chicks mix as well: "Caged Heat 3000" for the sci-fi age, "The Big Doll House," a jungle prison film and its sequel "The Big Bird Cage," the same genre for "Women in Cages" and "Black Mama, White Mama." I know they're not standard women in prison films, but they still involve naked women-behind-bars, so it still counts in my book. Also, let's not forget "The Concrete Jungle," a prequel to "Chained Heat" and that film's sequel "Chained Heat 2." There's also "Red Heat," "Caged Heat" and its sequel "Caged Heat 2." Finally, we have "Under Lock and Key."
"Under Lock And Key" Brilliant. I love that physical he gives that cute Latina. He has her take her blue jail suit off.We see her full frontal.then she turns around and we see her full back-side.That's a hell of a physical.I would do the same.I'm in the F.B.I.- Female Body Inspector. Now all you gals line up and take off those blue jail suits.LOL
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:35PM on July 15, 2009

@James:

How does one get into the FBI (Female Body Inspector)? I would love to do the women prison stint. I've been told that I've always been good with my hands and I have one of those powerful voices. I'm ready to start. Where do I fill out an application and send in my resume at?

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