Thu, Sep 11, 2008 @ 10:30am
by Mr. Skin
(29 Comments)
Counting Down the Very Breast of the Boob Tube
Join Mr. Skin as we span the decades from the most primitive days of the medium to the most cutting-edge efforts of today in order to round up and sound off on the 50 most erotic, exciting, alluring, and skin- ventive series to ever keep TV viewers glued to their seats … in every sense of the term. Number 50 through 41 follow.
Be sure to come back tomorrow and over the next five days to see the complete list!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
Network: NBC
Tele-Visions: Aubrie Lemon,
April Scott,
Donna Feldman,
Leyla Razzari,
Lisa Gleave
Skinopsis: Howie Mandell guides contestants through a game of chance that involves selecting suitcases held by 26 different swimsuit models. What a deal!
What’s Hot: The game may be the thing, but it’s the two-dozen-plus sweet packages holding the suitcases that makes
Deal or No Deal such a squeal.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: NBC
Tele-Vision: Barbara Eden
Skinopsis: Major Nelson (Larry Hagman) rubs a bottle the right way, and out comes Jeannie (Barbara Eden), the genie of his dreams (and ours, too).
What’s Hot: Censors freaked when
Barbara Eden dared to bare her bellybutton in her signature, super-sexy
I Dream of Jeannie costume. Obviously, they had other holes on their minds.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: NBC
Tele-Visions: Molly Sims,
Nikki Cox
Skinopsis: Sin City laid bare, complete with showgirls, call girls, party girls, and just plain girls, girls, girls.
What’s Hot: The dice are hot and the babes are hotter in
Las Vegas. Series regulars
Nikki Cox and
Molly Sims set a hat standard that is stunningly met by guest stars, show-stoppers, and other female pretties who keep things bouncing all night long (and hard).
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: UPN
Tele-Visions: Jolene Blalock
Skinopsis: Beam up to the Star Trek prequel series featuring
Jolene Blalock as the hottest Vulcan with whom you could ever hope to “meld”.
What’s Hot: No disrespect to Lt. Uhura, but
Enterprise is the first time that the Star Trek series has ever truly embraced a heavenly body in full-on (and naked butt) fashion. Jolene Blalock will set more than just all phasers to stun.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: CBS
Tele-Vision: Catherine Bach
Skinopsis: Country boys Bo and Luke Duke (John Schneider and Tom Wopat) run moonshine while being pursued by clumsy cops and a corrupt local boss.
Catherine Bach, as Daisy Duke, wears shorts like no one else, before or since.
What’s Hot: In all of TV history, no other character so forever altered the image of a sexually-charged article of clothing as did
Catherine Bach, to the point that her posterior will live forever any time a lovely slips into a pair of cut-off “Daisy Dukes.”
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: Comedy Central
Tele-Visions: Vanessa Kay,
Arlene Nicole Rodriguez,
Rachel Sterling,
Julie Costello,
Shawnie Costello
Skinopsis: Yukmeisters Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla chug beers, crack wise, and gawk in awe at hot girls on trampolines (and in slow-motion!).
What’s Hot: The Man Show breaks life down to brews, buds, and babes, and does so in skinventively hilarious fashion. World-class write Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla keep the comedy smart and sharp, while the dazzling Juggy Dancers keep the curves natural and nearly naked.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: CBS
Tele-Visions: Mitzi Kapture,
Janet Gunn,
Gina Ravera,
Laura Harring
Skinopsis: Sweaty intrigue goes down film-noir style in a sensually charged crime saga with a devoted cult following.
What’s Hot: Hard-boiled detective work meets hot-running temperatures in a late-night msytery thriller properly broadcast when it was, as
Silk Stalkings ads proclaimed, “too hot to sleep.”
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: MTV
Tele-Visions: Trishelle Cannatella,
Jacinda Barret,
Tonya Cooley
Skinopsis: “This is the true story of seven (young, brazen, extremely good-looking) strangers picked to live in a (ridiculously swank) house (in a cool city) to see what happens when people stop being polite (or clothed) and start being real (and naked).”
What’s Hot: Confine multiple college-age-ish people to a single dwelling and let hormones, plus no small amount of alcohol, do all the dirty work. Early on,
The Real World realized that viewers were more interested in the comings-and-more-comings of extremely attractive cast members, and so the show’s become a combination beauty contest and binge-drinking festival that has perfectly adapted to the post-Girls-Gone-Wild era.
Sexy Star Pics :
Network: ABC
Tele-Visions: Sherilyn Fenn,
Lara Flynn Boyle,
Sheryl Lee,
Madchen Amick,
Joan Chen
Skinopsis: Visionary weirdo David Lynch goes from midnight movies to primetime drama with a mystery surrounding a murdered cheerleader and the titular hottie-packed Pacific Northwest town.
What’s Hot: Before
Twin Peaks, the world had not heard of
Sherilyn Fenn,
Lara Flynn Boyle,
Sheryl Lee,
Madchen Amick, and
Joan Chen. After Twin Peaks, not only did we all fall in love with these sumptuous art vamps, but we’ve since seen every one of them naked!
Sexy Star Pics:
41. Dynasty (1981-1989)
Network: ABC
Tele-Visions: Joan Collins,
Heather Locklear,
Katherine Beller,
Pamela Sue Martin,
Catherine Oxenberg
Skinopsis: The incredibly wealthy, insanely-’80s-looking Carrington and Colby families wage war on one another, with ultra-bitch Alexis Carrington (
Joan Collins) calling the shots, slinging the mud, and doing all manner of the nasty.
What’s Hot: Oil money lubricates countless bed-hoppings, back-stabbings and, most spectacularly, catfights as Denver’s most loaded clans duke it out. Aside from
Joan Collins taking vampish villainy to previously unforeseen levels of lusty abandon,
Dynasty also took young
Heather Locklear from
T. J. Hooker to a role infinitely more befitting the way she fills out an evening gown (and even less).
Sexy Star Pics:
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
Don't forget to check out these related posts:
>> Part Two of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #40 through #31 >>
>> Part Three of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #30 through #21 >>
>> Part Four of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #20 through #11 >>
>> Part Five of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #10 through #1 >>
49. I Dream of Jeannie (1965-1970)
48. Las Vegas (2003-?)
47. Enterprise (2001-2005)
46. The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985)
45. The Man Show (1999-2004)
44. Silk Stalkings (1991-1999)
43. The Real World (1992-?)
42. Twin Peaks (1990-1991)
Comments