Sat, Sep 13, 2008 @ 9:45am
by Mr. Skin
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Do touch that dial! Mr. Skin continues to count down his picks for the 50 Sexiest TV Shows of all time – spanning the decades and monitoring the boob tube around the clock to compile the ultimate list of the most arousing series to ever light up the airwaves. We made it through two full days already, and now it's time to take a good, hard look at numbers 30 through 21!
Be sure to come back tomorrow for the next ten!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
Network: CBS
Tele-Visions: Lana Parrilla,
Molly Parker,
Kate Norby,
Heidi Marnhout
Skinopsis: The 1970s sexual revolution reaches suburban Chicago, launching three very different married couples into an all-out orgy of (s)experimentation and new (s)experiences.
What’s Hot: Lana Parrilla stirs up tantalizing trouble as the hot half of an open marriage that turns a sleepy Mid-West bedroom community into a whirlwind of freeform fornication.
Molly Parker from
Deadwood will give you live wood, while swinging supporting characters are guaranteed to keep your lava lamp alight.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: WB
Tele-Visions: Lucy Lawless,
Renée O’Connor,
Victoria Pratt,
Alexandra Tydings,
Adrienne Wilkinson
Skinopsis: In an world of swords and sorcerers, mighty Xena (
Lucy Lawless) and her petite protégée Gabrielle (
Renée O’Connor) battle baddies in a quest to make the Middle Ages safe for lesbian innuendo.
What’s Hot: Whoever said a strong woman can’t be sexy never witnessed Lucy Lawless level a battlefield with a broadsword while her breastplate heaves away, after which, her apparently Sapphic sidekick
Renée O’Connor then comforts the warrior princess in the fur sleeping bags they share for battle-weary snuggling purposes.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: CBS
Tele-Visions: Loni Anderson,
Jan Smithers
Skinopsis: Hip radio programmer Andy Travis turns a stuffy station into a mighty Mid-West rocker, aided by a cast of kooks, along with classy lady Bailey (
Jan Smithers) and way-foxy mama Jennifer (
Loni Anderson).
What’s Hot: Jennifer and Bailey figure as the Ginger and Mary-Ann of the next generation, with Loni Anderson (along with
Marilu Henner on Taxi and everyone on Three’s Company and Charlie’s Angels) making two points for herself by posing the serious question: Did anybody ever wear a bra in the ’70s
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: NBC
Tele-Visions: Brooke Shields,
Lindsay Price,
Kim Raver
Skinopsis: Three high-powered business hotties take on all comers in New York City.
What’s Hot: From the creator of
Sex and the City comes
Lipstick Jungle, a tale of more professional ladies who live it up in the Big Apple and get it on with its luckiest male residents in high style – and also in surprisingly hot fashion for a primetime network series.
Sexy Star Pics:
26. Lexx (1997-2002)
Network: Sci-Fi
Tele-Visions: Eva Haberman,
Xenia Seeberg,
Patricia Zentilli
Skinopsis: Zev (
Eva Haberman) cruises the universe in search of the ultimate intergalactic orgasm.
What’s Hot: What if Captain Kirk were a hot chick and every heavenly body was her sexual playground? That’s the question both posed and powerfully answered by
Lexx, a scintillating sci-fi milestone will never fail to make your lift-off a success.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: CBS
Tele-Visions: Marg Helgenberger,
Keri Lynn Pratt,
Krista Allen,
Nicola C. Hindshaw,
Robin Sydney
Skinopsis: William Peterson and
Marg Helgenberger head a police task force that pries open the science of crimes in fabulous, stripper-and-hooker-filled Las Vegas!
What’s Hot: CSI immediately broke down barriers on network TV in terms of violence and gore, so what’s it doing among the sexiest shows? Consider that the action goes down Sin City, meaning that top-heavy showgirls, half-nude party babes, kinky convention attendees and lusty locals alike all bare hot flesh before they land in body bags.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: E!
Tele-Visions: Robin Quivers,
Jillian Grace,
Kira Reed,
Buffy Tyler,
Suzanne Stokes,
Maria Menounos
Skinopsis: The King of All Media expands his empire to basic cable’s E! network.
What’s Hot: Those who doubted whether radio’s all-time genius could translate his talents to the boob tube were skinstantly silenced by
The Howard Stern Show on E! For more than a decade, Howard and the gang put vivid pictures to their heated, hilarious words, introducing America to crackpots, sex freaks, porn stars, strippers, and even celebrities who, under the King of All Media’s spell, dared to expose themselves as could never be possible anywhere else. On Demand’s Howard TV channel is a fine, fitting evolution for the next phase of the Stern revolution.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: HBO
Tele-Visions: Shannon Tweed,
Virginia Madsen,
Kelly Lynch,
Dayle Haddon,
Kim Lankford
Skinopsis: A T&A-laden take on
The Twilight Zone, lorded over by a babbling drifter in a roughed-up leather jacket.
What’s Hot: The titular figure of
The Hitchhiker appears only momentarily at the opening and close of each episode, talking heavy-duty nonsense and introducing us to the figures that matter: up-and-coming (and occasionally established) starlets who are bound to get bare in the course of the tale that unfolds. For all its mystery, it’s great that there’s no suspense in
The Hitchhiker where it counts most: each installment contains nudity.
Sexy Star Pics:
Network: Playboy TV
Tele-Visions: Juli Ashton,
Tiffany Granath,
Kristen Price,
Doria Rone
Skinopsis: Adult-video vixens erotically interact with viewers via the phone … and each other1
What’s Hot: Blonde adult-video goddess welcomes you to phone her with your wildest fantasies, which she then brings to life with the tits-and-ass-istance of her curvaceous co-hostesses, including flame-maned fox
Tiffany Granath.
Night Calls will always keep your fingers busy.
Sexy Star Pics:
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
Don't forget to check out these related posts:
<< Part One of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #50 through #41 <<
<< Part Two of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #40 through #31 <<
>> Part Four of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #20 through #11 >>
>> Part Five of Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time - #10 through #1 >>
30. Swingtown (2008)
29. Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)
28. WKRP in Cincinnati (1978-1982)
27. Lipstick Jungle (2008-?)
25. America’s Next Top Model (2003 – ?)
24. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000-?)
23. The Howard Stern Show (1994-2005)
22. The Hitchhiker (1983-1991)
21. Night Calls (1995-?)
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