Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman nude and lezzing out in Black Swan (2010)? We shouldn't have gotten our hopes up.

First came reports that these two utterly smoking actresses would engage in “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.” Then came the trailer, with the very promising chick-to-chick lip lock. It was looking good for skin fans: more nudity from skin-shy Natalie, and a possible nude debut of pubis from Ms. Kunis.

Unfortunately, our skin scout stationed at the Toronto film fest took in a screening of the Darren Aronofsky ballet flick, and we can say, definitively, that there is no nudity in Black Swan.

Is this a setback? Sure. A huge disappointment? Yes. A bucket of ice water down the shorts? Moist definitely. But there is a silver lining to this very clothed cloud: Natalie and Mila do engage in a super-hot lesbo scene (rug-munching included!), and Nat's even got a couple of raunchy masturbation scenes. Finger-lickin' good!

Here's the full skin report. And remember, just because there's no skin in Black Swan doesn't make it a turkey!

(0:27) Natalie Portman is in a very nipply ballet costume while rehearsing.

(0:38) Barbara Hershey takes down Portman's dress leaving her there in just panties while she covers her chest with her arms. Then brings her into the bathroom still just in her panties to cut her toenails.

(0:40) Natalie Portman is in bed and runs her hand underneath her covers to begin masturbating. Just under the covers for starters, but then she turns around to the side as the blanket clears off enough for us to see her in her panties. She then turns on her stomach and begins writhing her panty-covered hips into the bed over and over enjoying herself until she is startled by something. A really hot scene.

(0:51) Natalie Portman is in the bathtub and begins to touch herself again off screen. She stops quickly and goes underwater at which point she has a vision of what looks to be a semi-naked girl staring at her just above the water.

(1:05) There is a sexy dance montage where Portman and Mila Kunis are in a club on drugs while the light fades in and out giving us glimpses of their dancing.

(1:06) Mila Kunis begins touching Natalie Portman in the back of a cab.

(1:08) After locking her mom out of her room, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis move in for a full-on makeout session. Both eventually strip each other down to bra and panties and continue to make out. Kunis goes down between Portman's legs and begins to give her oral. We see this from Portman's view so Kunis' head is right there between the legs.

(1:20) Natalie Portman walks in on Vincent Cassel tearing off Mila Kunis' top getting her down to her black bra while they make out.