Parguayan Olympic Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco Gets Nude

Leryn Franco Causes Men Everywhere to Temporarily Take Up Javelins, Pole-Vaulting

In an attempt to make the world’s most babe-intensive Olympics even more skin-friendly, Parguayan Olympic Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco has posed in and out of a bikini for a series of black and white photos.

This year’s games have already seen German Olympians posing in Playboy, a sex tape and photo scandal for French swimmer Laure Manaudou, and a false alarm regarding a Swedish crossbow champion.

In other news, Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, the scantily-clad, always-touching-each-other’s-butts hardbodies of the U.S. Women’s Volleyball team beat out China for the top spot.

Hug it out girls. And as you proudly sport the gold, we at home can all be happy to sport wood.