Princess Eugenie… the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion

Princess Makes Her Privates Public in a Nude Moonlit Romp

We like our fun and we never fight
You can't dance and stay uptight
It's a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight,

-King Harvest

Although Princess Eugenie of York takes her title from her grandmother Queen Elizabeth II, during some outdoor festivities at exclusive Marlborough College in Wilts, the rowdy royal was taking advice from another monarch: King Harvest.

Along with a group of her friends, who is now on a break from her education, decided to dance around naked in the moonlight following the end of exams and a night of pub-crawling.

Eugenie’s mother is Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, the former member of the royal family best known as the woman who was photographed topless while a wealthy American sucked her toes prior to her divorce from Prince Andrew.

Now her daughter is following in her sexy footsteps.

To celebrate the end of exams in June, the Yorkie took a page from Porky's and engaged in some lewd behavior and public intoxication.

But another movie from Mr Skin’s Hall of Fame might better explain Eugenie’s actions that warm summer night, the 1970 Jesus Franco classic Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, starring Marie Liljedahl.

As King Harvest so succinctly puts it, “You can’t dance and stay uptight.”

And all indications (those indications largely coming from the writings of the Marquis de Sade and the Eurosleaze movies of the seventies they skin-spired) are that this initial lifting of England’s sixth-in-line-to-the-throne will lead to even greater heights of debauchery.

If the journey into perversion of Eugenie’s namesake is anything like what’s in store for the Princess, she’ll soon be getting erotic massages from an older and more sophisticated (i.e. debauched) woman like Maria Rohm.

Even if it upsets the Queen Mother, Eugenie should listen to the King Harvest and keep on dancing in the moonlight.