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Riiiiiigggghhhhhtttt....next you'll be telling me a goldfis is going to leave a Lincoln Log in my sock drawer and that's the story of Jesus (thanks to Bill Hicks).

Rumer - call us back when the nude scene actually comes out. Otherwise, how about a moratorium on how "willing" these people are to drop their tops onscreen?

Alan

@NVFan:

Arrrgghhh! GoldfisH. A goldfisH.

Stupid not reviewing my spelling first.

Alan
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 4:26PM on September 3, 2009

@NVFan:

As celebrity nudity professionals, we find it necessary to report all the nudes that's fit to print, even if there's only a tenuous connection to events in the real world.

@NVFan:

And right is spelled r-i-g-h-t. :D
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:22AM on September 6, 2009

@jarze:

You're r-i-g-h-t jarze. Did somebody make a spelling error on their nudity quiz?
McBeardo of McBeardo.com (Skinployee) @ 4:53PM on September 3, 2009

@NVFan:

Bill Hicks never made me laugh.
Show, don't tell.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:17PM on September 3, 2009

@K Wynd:

She can tell, but please don't show. I beg of her.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:27AM on September 4, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Is there actually a woman Kowalsky doesn't want to see naked?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:16AM on September 5, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Is there actually a woman I DON'T want to see naked? No, none that I can think of. Like McBeardo himself said, "I want to see EVERY woman naked," but Rumer Willis is no woman.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:16PM on September 3, 2009
I may be the only one to say this, but so what? I'm not actually looking forward to seeing Rumer Willis naked--not now, not later, not ever. Her mother Demi is hot, but Rumer can't match her MILF. There is only a SMIDGE of nudity that's not worth hurting my eyes over--and this is it.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

( There is only a SMIDGE of nudity that's not worth hurting my eyes over--and this is it.)

Which is probably why she will do it.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:21AM on September 5, 2009

@case99:

Yeah, but Rumer Willis mustn't blind me with her nude body. Don't get me wrong, I'll sneak a peek, of course, but her body can't match that of her MILF, Demi.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:27AM on September 4, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

But how can you know without having seen her naked?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:31AM on September 5, 2009

@Count Rackula:

We'll give it a shot and see how Rumer Willis looks naked, but I know for a fact that Rumer can't be hot nude like her MILF, Demi. Even with those fake boobs, Demi is still one smoking hot chick with a slamming body.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

i'm at a loss for words.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:23AM on September 5, 2009

@Chip Douglas:

Chip is speechless? Does the mere thought of Rumer Willis naked in the flesh leave you grasping for air as well as words?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Another one CK might not want to see could be Fergie, or what?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:16AM on September 6, 2009

@jarze:

Actually, no jarze, I DO wanna see Fergie naked. I don't mind her at all. Sure, she may not have a great looking face--sort of like a dog or a horse, but her tits are incredible and I wanna see those puppies out and free. Also, her body is kind of masculine for me--sort of in the male sense, but I still wanna see those tits of hers. Who disagrees with me?
McBeardo of McBeardo.com (Skinployee) @ 2:40PM on September 4, 2009
I want to see EVERY woman naked.

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

the bearded ones are always the wisest.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:26AM on September 5, 2009

@Chip Douglas:

They are indeed Chip. So wise and true they are. Every ground they walk on must be worshiped and deemed sacred ground from this day forward.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:28AM on September 5, 2009

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

EVERY woman? Wow! That leaves ME speechless. I don't know what to say about that. How can every woman in the world be that worthy to see naked?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I believe Rodney Carrington said it best when he said seeing a boobs is like a woman in a shoe store. I want to see every single pair.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:17AM on September 6, 2009

@Skinny D:

That Rodney Carrington sure knew what he was talking about when he spoke those immortal words, huh?

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

I want to choose before seeing.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:21AM on September 6, 2009

@jarze:

You can choose before seeing jarze. Just choose whether or not you wanna see Rumer Willis naked (so far as I can tell it's probably just a rumor on her part). If you like that idea, then see her nude with extreme caution. If you don't like that thought, then avoid her. The choice is yours.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:43AM on September 8, 2009

@jarze:

Yes, Willis who's first name is Rumer, but it rhymes with rumor, who's most likely just spreading rumors about herself, that Rumer.
hey i'll watch her get naked but they better show her from the neck down. another shining example of a child of celebs who has no business being in the business.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:49AM on September 7, 2009

@festie:

Could they possibly show nudity any other way, BUT from the neck down? Now, would that be from the front of her neck down or the back of her neck down? If it's the former, then you want her breasts and possible bush, but if it's the latter, then you'll get her butt. Which is it for you Festie?
Rumer should get to talking with Megan Fox about doing nude scenes. She could be more helpful like that.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:03AM on September 10, 2009

@jarze:

Yeah, who knows? Maybe Rumer Willis can even persuade Megan Fox to go lesbo-to-lesbo with one another.

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